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HC's Baking Thread.
« on: April 02, 2019, 03:41:05 PM »
Remember, follow the instructions without drooling or going poo-poo in your pants just once.

a) Take 290 gms of self raising power.
b) Mix with your idea of a fair amount of baking soda
c) Lick the spoon
d) Add salt and a fistful of shame
e) Lick the spoon
f) Take a binary code of zeroes and ones and sprinkle copiously in a Faking tray
g) Add 1.5 litres of drool
h) Ask your poor wife of 27 years and 9 months for access to a credit card
i) Lick the credit card
j) Phone a bakery and have a three tiered wedding cake delivered to a funeral
k) See KM posts for an ABC of Sanity.
l) Lick your keyboard.
m) See K for detail.



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Re: HC's Baking Thread.
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2019, 03:43:45 PM »
I have had enough of the "talent". You must have had enough by now.... pretending to be the "talent"?
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Re: HC's Baking Thread.
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2019, 01:15:43 PM »
Why dont you start your own show ?  Suicide with blandscape

Id watch it at least once
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Re: HC's Baking Thread.
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2019, 06:31:41 PM »
Re: HC's Baking Thread.

Throwing my hands in the air, signalling, " I am done with baking!"

How many other ways can I explain to you that I am boring?   I am respectful of everybody's PI  and I don't spam.   Shoo!

I don't even call you names because I view you as below men .   Perfect typo for sic me.

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Re: HC's Baking Thread.
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2019, 08:48:09 PM »
Re: HC's Baking Thread.

Throwing my hands in the air, signalling, " I am done with baking!"

How many other ways can I explain to you that I am boring?   I am respectful of everybody's PI  and I don't spam.   Shoo!

I don't even call you names because I view you as below men .   Perfect typo for sic me.

What a fucking dork. I bet Pierce Coontz, and Red Neck wrapped around Emmys mini van sized gut; could steal your lunch money.
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