Q: How many BEnzos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Who knows, but first take the dicks out of their mouths.
Q: How does BEnzo come out of the closet?
A: Mouth wide open of course.
Q: How does BEnzo get back in the closet?
A: He can't, the door is forever locked, just like his attraction to male buttholes.