Anybody who has talked about cocks as much as you have, hung out with another cock obsessed individual and bounced cocks off each other for a decade, like you two have....
...definitely has homosexual inclinations below the waterline...
...which wouldn't be an issue for most of the people who've crossed paths with you, but your steadfast Cockathons and subsequent denials about your real life sexual motivations are legendary and your forever scarlet letter...