BENzo--The Double Down Homo Thread

[BEnzo]

Pssst....BENzo come here. Hurry! Lift up that skirt so you can run in here faster....This is what I wanted to say to you...


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Fag.


BOOM!

That's no BOOM but I laughed anyway.

[BEnzo]

Q: How many BEnzos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Who knows, but first take the dicks out of their mouths.


Q: How does BEnzo come out of the closet?

A: Mouth wide open of course.


Q: How does BEnzo get back in the closet?

A: He can't, the door is forever locked, just like his attraction to male buttholes.

You having a party in the dbbl wide tonite? Sausage party by the sound of it.

If there's a sausage party in the trailer park,
Flynn's always there with the buns.
{boom?}
*BOOM*

[BEnzo]

I take it you'll be EARLY as usual?

No chance. I see this in a trailer park:



I'm out-

[BEnzo]

Says the guy who was a part of that circle-jerk.

No she wasn't. More like our nemesis. One among many.

You weren't on that list Flynn-

Ha

[BEnzo]

Dykes seldom befriend cawk loving fraternities....

CW?

*BOOM*

[BEnzo]

Typical weak sauce.

Sum Flunt told him the same thing nightly back in their swinging days.

[BEnzo]

^^^ Said the geriatric poof sack who let Xeno go Woody Woodpecker on his prolapsed freckle for free curly fries.

You are a known catfisher of dudes and quite the femme. These ^^^ musings bear no weight.

Except that you miss JS. Lol.

[BEnzo]

LoL...look at these two slapnuts, practically skipped foreplay...and now BEnzo is ass-fucking Freud with his oversized colon.

Fucking homos.

Shut-up.

You have no business here. You're not on the nemesis list. I told ya already.

[BEnzo]

I never miss my victims and from all appearances, you still insist on popping up your whack-a-mole head whenever I wield a blunt object....

When? Fucking let me know anytime.

What do you spend your time doing all day? Thinking about Rotwangs nuts. There's 1. Licking assholes. 2 see two or so above. Being Femme. 3. Craft Mac n cheese. 4. Ramen. 5. Gay survivalist. 6. I could go on forever..

[BEnzo]

Yup, BEnzover's elderly arse is triggered. It's shitting butthurt lists... 

No it isn't.

Where was I? Oh, yes: Living with grown men as roommates. 7. Living with TWO other grown men as roomies. 8.
Masturbating over an expensive Spork. 9. Creating new and improved ways to catfish dudes. 10.

All true, btw.

PEACE!

[BEnzo]

Aren't those the words used on you, when you saw your first vagina?

No.

[BEnzo]

Nope...

Ya it is, Dinky.

[BEnzo]

Look who's fucking talking.

Lay off the caffeine, you're approaching menopause, ask CW for advice.

[BEnzo]

Johnny is here?

Hey Freud,

You're 'gender fluid'.

Baha!

[BEnzo]

Benzo posts here?

Hey Hervé!

'Da Plane, boss, da plane!'

Baaaaaaha! Lol BAHA! Freud finally made a funny-

[BEnzo]

Can yuO lay off the dicks?

You should take your own advice.

[BEnzo]

Yeah, well what can I say? What's your excuse tosspot?

Excuse for what? I'll say it again, and keep saying it as long as I draw breath,


Nobody believes I'm gay, not even you.'

[BEnzo]

Anybody who has talked about cocks as much as you have, hung out with another cock obsessed individual and bounced cocks off each other for a decade, like you two have....


...definitely has homosexual inclinations below the waterline...

...which wouldn't be an issue for most of the people who've crossed paths with you, but your steadfast Cockathons and subsequent denials about your real life sexual motivations are legendary and your forever scarlet letter...

You mad, brah?

[BEnzo]

I don't "believe" it. I fucking know it. You're nothing but a fag-laming senior citizen, waiting for nap time. Faggot.

P.S.- See I can do fag-lames too, gee isn't this fun?

Oh the irony of the two dudes who pretend to be chicks.

[BEnzo]

Not mad about "cocks" or "cawks".... 

^^Dinky's mad.