BENzo--The Double Down Homo Thread

[Captain Caveman]

You mad, brah?

Not mad about "cocks" or "cawks".... 

[Captain Caveman]

^^Dinky's mad.

Why are you calling me a penis? And a mad one at that?

[Captain Caveman]

Yup, the brah mad now^^^

A mad penis in a bra?

You're into trannies? Wut?

How does your lover Johnny Storm feel about this, Cowboi....

[Captain Caveman]

^^^Mad brah always has penis on his mind. And J. Storm too. Always.

But he was your bruva...?

Why do you want to throw him under the bang bros same sex penis bus now all of the sudden?

You're a treacherous lil senile fag...

[Captain Caveman]

Hey Mad Brah, my 'bruva' pushed me under the bus because of this board and my relationship with Flea. There's no faggotry there on my part. I was innocent.

You, on the other hand, have hissy fits over dudes. Continually.

You drunk?

Your brother pushed your shit in because you got friendly with a dame?

Damnnn...that's some nasty break up shit... 

[Captain Caveman]

That's usually the hetero way things go, no?

Mad, mad, mad... everybody get mad at the bro' BEnzo.

I forgive.

Homosexual friends punch your doughnut hole in with their cocks when you befriend a female and that's normal in your book?

Wut???

[Captain Caveman]

Oh, the irony of BEnzo, pretending to be heterosexual.

Isn't it ironic...