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The Beaver Blogs about ME!
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QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Saturday, September 09, 2006
Beaver - Is Flynn A Pathetic Gambler?
Some of you may have seen this anonymous response in our "comment" section:

Quote: Anonymous
She has never sunbmitted to BH pressure to conform and is the first person EVER to be sponsored to flame!

I think it can reasonably be assumed that is Flynn. No one talks like that about Flynn except Flynn. So I'm wondering just what the hell she is talking about? Someone pays here to flame? What does she have to put some advertisement in her signature?

So I go over to BH to check and see if she has anything in her sig. The nic she is posting with now Flynn(gold) doesn't have anything that looks like that. Then I look at her other nic and she does have some pics of two websites and this statement:

Quote: Flynn's Sig
A special thanks goes out to Goldenpalace.com and bodog.com for their support and sponsorship.

Yeah she says it right there. Two gambling sites. So these two sites think she is some well known internet personality big enough to sponsor? Sponor how? Do they pay her? Or better yet maybe they give this gambling addict extra credit to place bets.

I wonder if Flynn is like those pathetic people you see on TV who gamble away everything they own? So addicted they can't help themselves. They'd do anything to place their next bet. Baby food? Fuck that I have a hot tip on a horse race. LOL.

So I go to these sites just for the hell of it and both had a section called "promotions". Here is what one says:

Quote Golden Palace.com
Tell a Friend Offer
Tell a Friend about us and cash in on it. Refer your 'friends' and we will credit your account with up to $20 per name. When that friend makes their initial purchase of $25 to $100, we will credit your account with a 20% bonus on that purchase. It's as easy as that. The more your friends purchase, the more money you receive. The biggest Tell a Friend bonus ever offered.

Please Note: If more than 1 player refers the same 'friend', the player whose e-mail that 'friend' has accepted will be the one to be credited with the bonus.

You can refer a friend through the Cashier section of the casino software.

Is this what Flynn is talking about? Is she collecting e-mails from innocent flamers and enrolling them to these sites and hopes some us will sign up and she'll get a few extra bucks to gamble? Maybe I need to check the spam mail in my e-mail to see if some of it is coming from these gambling sites. Then I'd know for sure if Flynn is one sick gambling bitch.

QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Beaver - Strange Flynn Regging followed by Resignation
The strange Flynn regging followed by the strange Flynn resignation left more questions than answers today. BH always seemed to like bashing Flynn and Flynn seems to like bashing BH. So then someone decided it would be a good idea to reg her. Did they even contact her before the regging or did she just show up one day and see her username was blue?

Then again if they asked her if she wanted to be a reg why did she say yes only to resign the next day? I know from one of her post she said she resigned because of certain regs that were sub par but she must have known they were there before she said "yes". Doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

On a side note you have to question the decision to reg her in the first place. I'm not saying she isn't a good flamer because I think she isn't too bad compared to many. I am saying that she was good for activity stirring up shit with the regs. What good would it do BH to take her out of circulation and put a muzzle on her? Afterall that happened to Bonesaw and he watches what he says now. Flynn when she is not a reg is worth ten regs as far as activity is concerned.

QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Beaver - FC and Havok are Imbeciles
Only at FC could some lame brain make a thread about the "most hated" flamer in flame history and make it into a popularity contest. Make no mistake about it, any flamer worth their salt would love to be pinned with that label.

Here is the list as posted by Havok:

Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?

Bra1n 0 0%
Rudedog 0 0%
Oranje 6 11.5%
HAVOK 3 5.8%
Mr. Pickles 1 1.9%
thepoofer 8 15.4%
Sinister 3 5.8%
Evil Bastard 1 1.9%
Rawni 0 0%
Doomsday 3 5.8%
LoCo 1 1.9%
Chrome 0 0%
Jewels 0 0%
sum cun`T 4 7.7%
Evil Blood 7 13.5%
ATVile 1 1.9%
Toefactor 0 0%
The Iron Duke 0 0%
Rotwang 2 3.8%
Flynn 3 5.8%
Bumspud 0 0%
Bonesaw 1 1.9%
TWAP 0 0%
Temple 0 0%
Freud (Red Nyerson) 1 1.9%
Dopeman 0 0%
Sweedess 0 0%
looney 1 1.9%
Attention Whore 3 5.8%
Beaver Cleaver 3 5.8%

Total Voters: 21

Notice a few things funny about that list? First old Havok makes sure I am listed at the bottom while the people like ex-DS'ers are at the top. Them and the people all those trolls work with all the time. And most of those people don't even belong on any sort of list like that. Bra1n and Rudeog? How can these hypocritces list the very people everyone sucks off at various forums to get regged? Lets remove those obvious BS people listed.

Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?

Oranje
HAVOK
Mr. Pickles
thepoofer
Sinister
Evil Bastard
Rawni
LoCo
Chrome
Jewels
sum cun`T
Evil Blood
ATVile
Toefactor
The Iron Duke
Rotwang
Flynn
Bumspud
Bonesaw
TWAP
Temple
Freud (Red Nyerson
Dopeman
Sweedess
looney
Attention Whore
Beaver Cleaver

OK now can someone tell me how a person like WAP, Iron Duke, oranje and Bonsesaw along with many more are on that list? Bonesaw has been regged at just about every forum he has ever posted at. Same with oranje and the rest. How can you be hated when people keep voting you iinto regdom, modom and others on that list like Pickles who is in every raid/troll secret forum in existance? Let's remove those posers also.

Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?

Evil Bastard
Sinister
Rawni
Flynn
Dopeman
Sweedess
Beaver Cleaver

I'll leave Evil Bastard on there because he was never accepted by the FC regs. Now lets remove the obvious. Sweedess and Rawni? Now come on those two are not hated. Neither is sinister.


Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?

Evil Bastard
Flynn
Dopeman
Beaver Cleaver

Now lets add a couple of bonofide hated individuals. Now even though Nele is a TDT Capo, lets face it no one goes over to that dead forum very much and he is hated by many even though FC loves him. Let's ad him anyway. AZ is hated by many as is the Professor. So here is the final list.

Who is Flametowns Most Hated Individual?

Evil Bastard
Flynn
Dopeman
Beaver Cleaver
Nele
Sting
AZ
Christopher Muldowney, The Professor
Rabbi_Mitch_Cumstein

From time to time you might have someone like oranje rile a few feathers and at that moment in time he is the most hated at that but when you talk about a career he doesn't even belong on the final list. This is the most legit list of the most hated people ever in flametown. But historically I have outlasted most of them. I have been hated on more flame forums than the others. Yes if you are talking about a whole career then no one comes close to me.

If someone wants to be the "Most Hated" then earn it you sorry bastards and quit acting like you are something you are not.

QUOTE FROM: AZ
Monday, April 17, 2006
AZ....Evil Boob Goes Pussy Hunting
The flame world has been as dead as Fumunda’s dick as of late, and it seems only fitting that the one noteworthy event is one of pure comedy.

A while back an ersatz Evil Boob showed up in Bawl’s attempt to drum up some activity. There was some speculation about whether it was the real Evil Boob or not, and Yers Truly always maintained it was a fake.

If you needed any proof of this contention, here it is:

http://brawl-hall.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93063

Here we see “Evil Boob” trying desperately for a callout with Flynn, of all the Useless Fucks there were to choose from. Flynn, whomever it is, is a stone fucking loser. Flynn lost a match at FC to Dumb Bastard of all people, thereby putting herself in contention for Shittiest Flamer of All Time.

And this is the one the “fierce and legendary” Evil Boob tries to call out?

Come now……


UPDATE!
As of 8PM EST 4/18......Flynn has not yet responded to Evil Boob's callout. For a reasonable fee Yers Truely would be happy to take on The Boobster in a match at SS. I believe this is the only chivalrous thing to do, and I would personally enjoy beating the living dogshit out of the great, legendary Evil Boob.

Flynn.....yer Honor is safe with AZ!


QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Friday, February 03, 2006
Beaver - Doomsday Bitchslaps Cardie!!!!!
Your humble reporter innocently set off a chain of events that culminated in Doomsday bitchslapping cardtrick without mercy. Sorry Cardtrick but it was never my intent for this to happen.

It all started when Beaver posted an innocent thread about the red ribbon awards that have been handed out in a biased manner over at BH. A slight oversight on my part identified the award as the "Blue Ribbon Award" when it should have been described as "The Red Ribbon Award". This set Doomsday off into a bitter rampage of hatred unseen by this reporter since I retired the old geezer Evil Blood.

After locating Ladr over at TDT hob knobbing with Nele TDT~Crapo~. I put the question to him as to what he witnessed in the Super Secret Reg Room.

Quote: Ladr
Well Beaver you did it this time. Hell even I had to scamper the hell out of BH until he cools off. If you didn't know Doomsday himself invented the red Ribbon Award and is real sensitive about anyone dissing it. Calling it Blue when you knew damn well it was Red was a no no.

Shortly after the thread in question was posted, Doomsday was seen foaming at the mouth, roaming the dark recesses of the BH SSRR mumbling something about getting even with that GD rodent.

In a hasty rash moment of total insanity Doomsday awarded a brand new Flynn thread without even reading the content in the thread. After cooling down a bit Doomsday was horrified to find out he had just awarded a Flynn post that had bashed Cardtrick.

The worst was yet to come as Doomsday was informed that Flynn had actually ripped off the thread she posted at BH from Cardtrick who had posted the same thread over at FC .

I contacted another Reg who wished to remain anonymous who said:

Quote: Anonymous BH Reg
I didn't tell you this Beaver and will deny it if you say I did, but you have got it a little bit wrong. Yes Doomsday went balistic and wanted to snub your nose with the award but he awarded Flynns post for a reason. He knew Cardtrick was being bashed in the thread but she has been a pain in the ass lately and he wanted to send a message out to both of you. There are other things about Cardtrick that I can't go into to but just remember Doomsday is god and doesn't do things by mistake. It was totally intentional.

Wow!!!!

QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Monday, January 30, 2006
Beaver - Flynn comes out of hiding
In a tear soaked thread started by Flynn at FC, she blamed her loss to Evil Bastard mainly on Cardie but took a cheap shot at me also.

Quote: The Tearful Flynn
(2) Omnia: This sack of shit gave no reasons just gave it to Evil Bastard. At least Cardy attempted to justify her bias, Omnia who's about as talented as Beaver Cleaver just gave the match to Evil Bastard. Woop! Woop!

Damn what kind of psychopath is she anyway? What in the hell did I have to do with her historic blundering lose? I think I can count on one hand the times I have had any dealings with this fruitcake. Let's see I wasn't a judge, I didn't run in on her match, hell I don't post at FC hardly at all anymore. I can't remember ever writing an article at this blog about her.

The only thing I can guess is she is the TDT asskissing, nic-switching Capo wannabe "Veronica Corningstone" who I beat senseless over there recently. Maybe she does have a good reason to be bitter toward me afterall.


QUOTE FROM: FLYNN
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Flynn--Yes the eternal Flynn is indeed retiring
Folks I remember when I first logged onto Brawl-Hall and saw the sights, flaming at its best. I remember the days when I could log on and there would be a war going on every day of every hour. How I loved those days. My creative juices were flowing, I could decimate someone with a few sharp quick words that would make them submit. Yes those were the days.

Now days, you're lucky to even get someone to reply back to you with a worthy flame. I never really planned on retiring until I was fed up with the game, or wasn't having any fun anymore...Well now is that time. I'm not having any fun anymore. I've completed all those things I set out to do, and in the process hoped that I made an impact. More than anything, I hope that I have opened the door for other female flamers. There are more now than when I started, but those currently in the flame game still act like girls.

Throughout my flaming days, I have constantly been called a guy or a "tranny". It stemmed from a troll I pulled in my early days of flaming. Plus, sometimes I use the language of a sailor, though if you're to survive in the flame world, you must adapt really quickly. I have had the joy of working with some of the best trollers around. I have had the pleasure of teaming up with some of the best flamers to ever post at Brawl-Hall, Flamechamps, and SS.

There were never any dark moments while in flametown for me, it was all about the game, and having a grand time. I thank the flame community at large for their encouragement, resolve, patience and understanding regarding myself. You know who you are, I couldn't have had better teachers, mentors, and partners. Thank you.

Here is a list of people I would like to say had an impact on my flaming:


Evil Blood
Oranje
Danger
Bra1n
Freud Nyerson
HC Trouble
Football Mouth AKA Sum Cun't
ATVile
Ladr
Lady Ice
CardTrick
Unconcerned
Calliope
Jewels
Worm
Dreadnaught
Crikket Candy
Ruthless1
Lady Godiva
Orange Crush
Hannibal
xerox 911
The whole GNAA clan--Thanks and many XOXO's (love you guys)
Eric Draven
Featherlite88
Mr. Prick (Still trolling eh?)
Alistair (You made me)
Supercrap
SuperCrazy
Lord Cheesus
Irritus
Bonesaw


If I've forgotten anyone, well then I mean't to. I will continue to contribute to Beavers blog, for as long as he'll have me. It's been swell guys, I've had soo much fun. See you all on the flip-side.

QUOTE FROM: FLYNN
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Flynn--Karysma new FC Blogger?!!!! WTF??!!
There are some things that happen for a reason in flametown, and then there aren't. You know the typical, who got sent to the BH gallows for running over at the mouth, or who's on suicide watch at the now defunct Cacoe; things of that nature. There are some things that just defy any kind of sense and order. Sure as lightning at a redneck bar-b-que, we have one of those moments in time, where stupidity is yet again stitched across the brows of FlameChamps.

Just recently one Karysma was just named a "Blogger" for the non-esteemed FC Blog, which incidently has been dead for over six months now. The Bra1n really must be hard up for people to fill that ghostly blog that no one really reads. It's funny, the timing couldn't have been more perfect. Just recently I got on board here, then voila....! All of a sudden Karysma is the shining light behind the FC Blog, which will need CPR to breathe any life into it, and adding Karysma; will only make things worse. Already Karysma the super dooper blog writer has posted such an amazing opening.......


Hello there, wonderful readers! As you have noticed, with the new year came new changes to FC. There's been staff changes, rule changes, even reg changes.
And now, the FC blog gets it's own change with the addition of a new
writer....ME (Karysma for those of you too lazy to look at the bottom of the article)!!That's right! Not only do I have nice tits, I write! The Powers That Be obviously thought this place needed a feminine touch and snagged me right up.
Let's all have a moment of silence and thank our lucky stars that it isn't Flynn over here.


Much better. So, what does me being a writer mean to you, the reader? It means that you're going to be entertained, informed and hopefully, amused by me. Want to know how FC regs become so and what the hell is even going on about that anyway? Have a question for a fellow flamer, but are too afraid to ask (pm me and I'll try to get you your answer!)? Wondering why so many DS people are
coming here? And IS Alpha Nova the source of the NJ stench as part of a plot to stalk VC?? Some of these questions will be answered, plus more, right here and nowhere else. So, set your bookmarks and get comfortable! The FC Blog is alive once more!!

http://flamechampsnetwork.com/blog/

All this coming from a little girl, who in her first month at FC was trolled by none other Sinister to turn her back on her partner Double Dee, and become the laughing stock of flametown. Even today Karysma is laughed out of the building by those still rehashing her tit-showing good time.

What journalistic insight can Karysma really give to the blog? Remember people, Karysma has just now returned to the flame scene after a mysterious absence. What kind of insight can she give anyone? She has yet to win a match in singles competition, she flames like she posts which is mostly the normal "YUO suck" spam. Everyone knows to make up for her lack of writing skills, she flashes her "puppies" to deflect off the fact that she's inept at mostly everything she does.

Karysma's loyalty has to be in question and couple that with the fact that she's as dense as three feet of newly dried concrete, what does she really bring to the FC Blog? Only a warm body. As you can see her first FC Blog post is basically the rehashed garbage I said when I came to BH over a year ago, she's beating a dead schtick to death. It wasn't long until droves of females tried to copy my sexy style and fresh approach which makes me the icon I am today. So basically Karysma is at the FC Blog for her tit shots. That's fair. Hey if you're as intelligent as a paper bag, just flash em' I say.

QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Beaver - That dirty Rat Bra1n
FC made a big deal about that rape link on our counter so because of them I took a bunch of heat from some mouthy females in IM about all my so called "racist female hating writers" on the blog. Thanks a lot FC. So to be PC (puke) the Beaver went on a secret search for two females to write on the blog.

After a short search, I found the two candidates and made a few inquiries about these females. Well someone went back and told Bra1n over at FC that my selections were Flynn and Karysma. Bra1n must not have believed I was going to do it and waited like a sneaky rat fink. When he saw Flynn go up on the Flame Truth news marquee he went into action and made an offer to Karysma to write on the FC blog.

Yes Karysma just PM'd me and said she had a better offer. A better offer? WTF are you talking about? Then she got real defensive and I had to get rough with her and show her this is a mans world baby and you don't talk shit to a FT blog writer. Then she cracked and admitted the offer was from Bra1n, the corpaorate raiding smuck. He sweet talked her with promises of the FC blog rising from the ashes to outshine the FT blog with her at the helm. Somebody over at FC better make sure Rudedog starts locking up his alcohol stash because Bra1n obviously can't hold his liquor

QUOTE FROM: ORANJE
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Oranje - Wickedlamb: Legit CJ turncoat or a nigger's troll?
A month or two has passed since Loco and Dime Bag drove the CJ invaders seeking revenge for the BH raid on Consumption-Junction and Steakandcheese out of BH. One must surmise that the CJ network owner Marc and his various minions are a little butt hurt about the whole episode.

Such is the effect of a good raid.

But there are whispers of a longer term mission taking place at BH in the form of CJ trolls. Some of the more notable retard CJ retard trolls to have arrived at BH and even DS of late are Wickedlamb, Pooptastic and the daft Jeff Spiccoli.

Now for those of you not in the know, there is an admin over at CJ, a porch monkey who would not look out of place on the set of Maury Povich, who is called LaWanda in real life (incidentally on the forbidden words list at CJ) who is known for her ban happy ways. I have had dozens of nics banned by this filthy Detroit based nigger over the months and know that she has no ability to fight back except by panel flaming.

Now, what does this have to do with Wickedlamb? Well, Wickedlamb happens to be one of LaWanda's minions, according to inside sources, and is a most despicably infamous for using her webcam for the sole purpose of trolling male members into following her wishes, and if need be, she will spread her legs or shove a vegetable in her rectum in order to accomplish Lawanda's wishes.

Wickedlamb has made herself conspicuously available on the shoutboxes at BH and DS and has been in a number of reg IM windows of male regs on both sites.

Certainly, over the long term a few stupid guys may fall for this troll and allow LaWanda to sew the seeds of discontent among the BH regs, in revenge for the humiliation of the raids, maybe even get access to the SSRR.

Then take someone like Pooptastic, who has gone right after Flynn, one of the people who raided CJ with BH alongside Loco and Dime Bag. Now the CJ gang are out of their league in Flametown, Max Mangle is a classic example of this, but the trolling possibilities are endless with Wickedlamb flashing her waxed pussy to whoever would like to take a peak. Kudos to Flynn for making quick work of LaWanda's low level troll.

There are a few other new arrivals, none have made such a significant impact as Wickedlamb, and I am not sure about the likelihood of seeing some webcam punanni from them, but in any case, I shall monitor the situation closely.

Oh, yes, I do believe I have access to some topless pictures of LaWanda, and yes, I shall post them in due course. She is rather hideous, a black Porky, or Blorky if you will.


QUOTE FROM: MR. PICKLES
Friday, December 29, 2006
Mr.Pickles - Tidbits...News...Rumors....
Just some quickies to help get you all in the mood.....

At Flamechamps, a open poll vote is in place for a judges pool for all matches. Too bad half the judges don't post there anymore, but keep it in the family, something is better than nothing....

Ladr bitches and moans about joining the blog, wonder where his first story is....

BH vs FC? Honestly, I don't think it will happen, too much politics and red tape. Great concept, but think about it, if it was regs vs regs, who would win, honestly? Thank God Toefactor, poofer and myself stepped up, or it would be a bloodbath.....

Is it me, or is LoCo just a transition Chump with the WFC? Rumor has it Dooms wants Bumspud to carry the title, and Loco is just keeping it warm.....

Say what you will about Jewels, one great quality she posses is she is always down for a fight. Look at Flynn's recent attack at FC, Flynn made fools out of the regs there, but, if Jewels was at FC, I can honestly see her putting up a fight, and not running away like most of the regs at FC did....

Keep your eye on Ludicrolo, he's an up and comer.....

What has happened to DS? Does anyone post there anymore......

I'm beginning to think the shoutbox novelty is wearing thin, and becoming stale already. if you look close, its the same old posters, pretty much saying the same old things.....

The Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl, book it!!!

Is it me, or is JoeEarth the funniest poster in flametown right now....

Is there any good callouts going on at BH right now? I thought so....

I have noticed alot of flamers trying to get my attention lately, some have even sent me pics. Keep em comin' ladies, you know who you are....

Thepoofer has to be the hottest flamer going right now. But, I hear belly rumbling's poofer is headed for BH full-time. That is bad for FC, considering the place was spam city until he returned. Even worse, I hear poofer will just vacate his Championship and remain undefeated. Now I have to wonder, who does FC have to put the title on who can actually draw people in....

Is Mr.Chromejuice Brent? And why does he want to be regged so bad? Have you seen anyone post hump sites as bad as this guy, ever? He has to learn, Dooms see's Chrome as a clown, from what I hear....

I just found out The Iron Duke was on vacation. Funny, I didn't know he was gone....

Did anybody see Lady Ice meltdown so bad she had to have people beg others to back off....

I think right now the blog is at it's zenith, all the writers here are of high quality and to a certain extent, become dietys in the flameworld. Bravo fella's......

Look for Bimstone Jack to nic-switch and come back posting at Fc again. They are already throwing down some cover for him, claiming personal issues, but don't be fooled, his BJ nick of toast....

Does anyone really care who Evil Bastards new tag-team partner is? I hear he's being trolled by an elite class flamer from BH. Doesn't really matter though, who-ever it is, they are going to get smoked by ToeBaby anyway. Why, simple, EVIL BASTARD.....

I've been approached by a couple old-time flamers recently about some recent happening's involving myself. These guys are pro's, and may just be returning full-time to Flametown because of it......

And with that cryptic message, I ask for all of my fellow flamers to have a happy and safe New Year, and hopefully, you all can have a great year like the one I just had.

I doubt it, but anything is possible!!!


QUOTE FROM: MR. PICKLES
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Mr.Pickles - Brawl Hall worried?
It seems that the powers that be at BH seem to be worried about the sudden resurgent in posts at Flamechamps. Real flaming is taking place there. BH has the usual Chrome story, and tard threads, but nothing really of value or worth reading.

The problem? Easy, the shoutbox.

See, the shoutbox is taking away from the meat and potatos of what made BH a decent site. There is a severe lack of creativity at BH, to the point where I just go to the shoutbox, say HI and wait for the reactions. Honestly, thats all you have to do. The shoutbox was a serious handicap at DS. It really does take away from posting.

And couple the shoutbox with a group of aging, tired flamers and trolls, and the writing is becoming clear. BH is starting to run on empty. Even old man ladr is posting with gumption at FC. But the sad thing is, he is far behind the times in the new Flametown. You can spot his trolls a mile away, like his cancer troll. Please, your embarrassing yourself.

I cannot be so foolish and predict BH will fold. Sites will always be around as long as someone pays for them. But the content and quality of BH is dropping to basic tard level. It is now the home for noobs, and regs eagerly awaiting Flynn's next thread. The more I think about it, Flynn should be on the payroll there.

Before you know it, out of desperation, they'll announce new regs or something.

QUOTE FROM: BEAVER
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
beaver - Flynn and Starvin For Man Meat Marvin New Regs
Scraping the bottom of the barrel BH has named it's 2 newest regs, Flynn and Marvin. The legion also announced 2 new Legion members. Koochy Koochy Koo and Starvin Marvin I believe. Doesn't really matter who it is it's the quality control that is at issue here. How many of these fake elite possers do they need?

Seems like these memberships are being handed out like play money nowadays.

Even a new faction was announced today the "Brotherhood". Geez it's getting way too ridiculous. I guess a whole new round of reg fighting is in store over there in the near future. Too boring for my taste. I think I'll just lurk around from now on and help out if anything happens with the dog-pile team.

Seems like a big waste of time over there with all that crap going on.

QUOTE FROM: AZ
Friday, February 03, 2006
AZ....An Open Letter to Flynn
You know Flynn, I've been around for a while, and I've been the victim of Intellectual Property Theft on several occasions. Not so long ago Rudebitch and his minions claimed they came up with the revival of Flame Chat about 2-3 hours after I wrote an article about it on this blog last year. Most recently Rottwonk, the bastard child of Rottwang and a gopher, stole my exact lines and even assembled several of them into a post. I believe Rottwonk is currently burrowed into my yard, and I've come up with a plan to fill his tunnels with napalm and blow his gopher-like ass into the next millenium. But I digress...

But yer "Discharge...I mean, Discourse on Female Flamers" is somewhat upsetting to this Reporter. Not that it's a blatant rip-off of an idea/theme I put forth, but rather because it's so hopelessly misinformed and misguided.

Listen cupcake...women flamers have been around for some time. In fact, one of the greatest women flamers of all time, Nikita, helped make flaming what it is today. And I shit you not honey, she would have beaten the dogshit out of you and then forced yer own tampon down yer throat. All in under 60 seconds.

What most women flamers lack is real "punch" and creativity. A good flame disembowels the opponent with these 2 elements. You do not have even a passing acquaintance with either. Sure, you write OK... in fact pretty well. But as evidenced in yer match with Dumb Bastard, it's all fluff without a knockout punch in sight.

So after reading yer tight-ass little diatribe, I suggest the following:

1 - Check yer facts first
2 - Try adding some actual insults to yer prose if you hope to get anywhere in this game
3 - And if yer gonna steal my fucking ideas, at least DO something with it, rather than just pretending to be the Oprah of Flaming


QUOTE FROM: AZ
Monday, February 06, 2006
AZ....Gender Flaming 3
Yesterday Dr. Phil and I were knocking back shots of Cuervo in the Beaver's Blog Booby Bar - a topless joint here in the blog offices that Beave put in as one of the perks - and Phil confirmed a theory I've had for some time. And a theory that applies to the flameworld too.

I've always believed that men attack weaker men, while women attack who they perceive to be stronger women. The part about men is certainly evidenced by my own experience and history in flaming. I mean, look who I regularly fuck with here at the blog: Rudebitch, Dumbday, Lil Dukie, Nellie, Mini-Boner, etc. These are clearly all far weaker men than Yers Truly, and I can cite threads wherein they've all cowered in gash-like fear and have declined to engage in textual combat. Quite frankly, I can't really think of any purported males in flaming that I would feel hesitant about fucking with. Those I haven't directly fucked with have been identified as below even the "weak" level.

So, Part 1 of the hypothesis is proven true beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Part 2, about women, has also been proven true by recent events. We've got this obsequious bitch Flynn currently spamming the forums with posts she ripped off from other's ideas. Now Flynn burst upon the flameworld like elephant flatulence claiming to be the greatest thing since internet porn. She was immediately set upon by assorted harpies who bought into her shit. I believe this sort of thing is brought about by Competition for the Cock. Women desperately want to be percieved as the most "fuckable" wench around, and they were afraid Flynn would usurp all the cockage in sight.

But, they are quickly finding out that Flynn is just a hollow shell, and empty vessel that deserves little attention. Once they have proven that she is indeed "unfuckable" I anticipate that Flynn will drop off the radar screen faster than Bonesuck after a good SS ass-whipping.

Part 2 has also thus been conclusively proven.

There is no fee for this insight, as Phil convinced me I have an obligation to share my brilliance, and not be compensated for it. It's my gift to humanity.

QUOTE FROM: AZ
Friday, February 10, 2006
AZ....Gender Flaming 4
We all know the flameworld is a snakepit of falsehood, where very little can be taken at face value. And this certainly holds true when we delve into the murky world of flame sexuality. Twisted perv gutter fucks, shit idolators, prudish spinsters, and more posers than a Gay/Lesbian Convention.....yup, we got ‘em all. So it’s no surprise that more than a few screen names have more mysteries attached to them than Amelia Earhart’s whereabouts.

Some have suggested that Flynn is really a man, however any male flamer who has ever been married know this is not true. There's absolutely no way that such a constantly yapping, gratng, air-headed, pestilentially annoying slug could be anything but female. I am woman...hear me chatter.... like a 62 Corvair with loose ball bearings in the differential pegged out at 92 mph.

Then there are the androgynous flamers - those who are apparently neither male nor female. And I’m not speaking of Cardy, whose sexual identity switches back and forth like a metronome. I mean hapless fucks like Dumb Bastard, Sinister, or Anarchy Nutsac who appear to have neither sexual identity nor a personality. It’s a coin toss whether these cocksuckers were born without sexual organs, or if they were sterilized for legal reasons.

More disturbing are those who clearly are in the midst of a sexual identity crisis, like H. C. Bumblefuck. Bawl’s lapdog tries desperately to project a macho image to cover up for the chromosomal battle that rages within him. All the bluster and butch posturing does little to hide the fact that the y chromosomes are steadily gaining ground and should be in control by the end of the month when Holly Cynthia Bumblefuck shall emerge like a butterfly from her hated cocoon of maleness. Fly free and sing, lil butterfly!

Few if any women act like men with the exception of Lardy Ice, whose Plumbers Crack nudie shots displaying poor Rectal Hygiene labeled her a redneck male in the making. The most prevalent type of gender-confused posters are men who act like bitches. I’m sure the first name that came to yer collective minds was Rudebitch. The sexually waffling “Queen of FC” has long been a odds with Yers Truly because, I suspect, the alpha male vibes I exude shame his passive cunt-like personality. His latest bitch-move was to start an ill conceived blog at FC which seems to have no other purpose except be pissy about the wildly successful Beaver/AZ/Dr. Phil flamenews vehicle. The snippy little wench even features ole AZ in the advert. And he is quickly “sucking” the Befuddled Brit Dukie down into his cesspool of girlish envy and hate. Lil Dukie seems to be taking on the personality of Flynn more and more lately...spamming everything with shit no one cares to read.

There you have it, and if yer any less confused now than you were before you read this, it ...
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Hey Flynn GET A LIFE!

*BOOM*

Hey Flynn CONGRATS ON BEING OLD!

*BOOM*
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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2019, 10:55:02 PM »
That's enuff booms for tonite.
PEACE!
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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2019, 10:10:58 AM »
BEnzo why are your pubic hairs so very nappy?

The nappier the hair the longer the meat.

You must be used to all nest and no worm-
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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2019, 05:49:33 PM »
I believe it's, "the blacker the dick, the sweeter the juice", right BEnzo? You liberal fucking homosexual, who shops at Whole Foods.

And that's my impression of Aryan 9/11.

*Does a courtsey*
Lol. I wouldn't shop at Whole Foods. Not me at all. Organic food is generally a rip off. 30-40% margins on that shit. I'm good with the normal food.
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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2019, 12:43:04 PM »
So it's still dicks, right?

That's Rancid you're thinking about.
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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2019, 10:59:40 PM »
I'm just a sweet intanational tansvestite from Australiatania.  :borat:

Bricktop would think so.

Hey Freud, you a member of the same group as that New Zealand mass killer? I noticed some of his rhetoric was the same as yours! I thought it interesting..
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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2019, 11:24:58 PM »
Heh.

2006. I think Flynn is feeling old. Pushing 40 will do that.

Ohhh the pain.

Hey, if it'll make you feel better Freud's pushing 50.  Baha
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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2019, 11:35:49 PM »
Nowhere nea3r 50...

Yeah, right. JS is 55. He said you weren't far behind. That's pushing 50-
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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2019, 11:45:03 PM »
You're both wrong.

I'm old enough to fuck your wife and young enough to fuck your daughter....

If you had either instead of Grindr hook ups...

Grind deez nuts, and not in the Rotwang sense. I don't need Grindr. I bet you're old enough to have used dating by mail.

Freud prolly answered personals. Lol
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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2019, 10:00:07 AM »
Let's see I was 21 in 2006. You do the math. Feel free to use other peoples dicks if you need help counting.

That's pushing 40 considering it is doubtful you were 21 in '06. No matter, the point has been made.
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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2019, 11:43:21 PM »
EVERYONE KNOWS I was 21 at the time. Like it matters if some dick licking, clingon doesn't believe me.

How old are yUo prune nuts?

Everyone knows lots of things. Like how you used to share your account.

21 in 2006 is believable based on the pictures I saw in 2010 where I'd of said you were 25. Which means you're pushing 40 next year. Time sure does fly-
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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2019, 10:01:55 AM »
I saw a picture of an "older" Flynn...sitting in a truck at Flame Champs...

Flynn is definitely 50+ now.

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Older?
Was it a lifted a truck with huge tires and covered in mud? I might have seen that one too.
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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2019, 10:12:24 AM »
So yUo actually don't have any proof?...that's what I thought. As yUo were never in the "know", how does this concern yUo?

Says the guy who still has not revealed his age. Yeah, okay.

Proof? No. No hard proof. EB told me that along with Serafina, and it's believable. Especially with all your personality changes in that match at BH.

My age? Older than most here. I'm fully comfortable with it.

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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2019, 11:12:53 PM »
First off, you're fucking lying. Evil Blood NEVER knew yUo OR even mentioned yuO in passing. I remember a thread where yuO started masterbating as soon as he came into the forums. YUo might have tried to e-fellate EB, but I do remember the ONE time he answered a BEnzo post; he called yuO a: "Spineless ankle biter looking for validation.", then he proceeded to tell yuO to fuck off.

Serafina? LMFAO! Oh, the Serafina who had to plagiarize her posts, just to keep the flame match with me competitive? Again, ANOTHER bold-faced lie.

It was my post, the "Secret of F.L.Y.N.N." that I POSTED, is where yUo think yuO have a fucking clue...Hey dickhead, it's been ME the whole fucking time. Can yUo say "10 year troll"? If yuO were so very "tight" with one Evil Blood, then yUo might remember him posting about a "10 year troll"? No, of course yuO don't, because you're a lying simp; who also claims to have run off Bonesaw.

In regards to "personality changes", do yuO have a fucking degree in Psychology? No? Then who the fuck are yUo to talk? If I wanted to be as fucking stupid as yuO, i'd claim yUo were Johnny Storm and that yUo have, "personality changes", when you start sucking dick.

Which is why yUo still haven't let anyone know. Yet, yUo claim to know my age, but are shy about revealing yours? Yet, it seems to be such a sticking point for yuo.

You NEVER knew Evil Blood.
You Never ran Bonesaw off.
You were a nobody at BH.
You AND Serafina tried to ride my Gucci coat-tails.

I stopped after the first sentence. Of course he knew. No one doubted 'Five Guy Flynn' when I threw it out there. One was that flaming faggot V-Agent, and another was Megpoid gummi, and he told Serafina he was logging in and would strike up a conversation with EB about phones. Which he did.

You see, my slightly emaciated darling, Serafina was very generous with the tit shots.

YoU, were not. Wise as that may have been, and nobody missed anything, believe me, it didn't win you many supporters. Except for Vag-Agent. Which is strange.
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Re: The Beaver Blogs about ME!
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2019, 10:12:35 AM »
bestiality is certainly against the TOS

That wasn't the case then.

CW or caskur or somebody can verify non-publicly someplace else I'm sure-
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