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Offline Madcow Klitzgasm

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #45 on: April 10, 2019, 01:36:57 PM »
...and some have surfboards shoved up their cloacas...  :biggrin:

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #46 on: April 10, 2019, 01:38:29 PM »
Hello, it's an SMF forum.  Very popular, and stone simple. 
Some people complain about the waves, others learn to surf.

Get a fucking notification feature you old cheapskate, it’s literally unheard of for forums not to have them these days and it makes things much easier for users.

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #47 on: April 10, 2019, 01:40:00 PM »
By that do you mean trawling through every single thread and post on the forum?

I barely even bother reading replies to my own posts half of the time what with there being no notification feature and having to click on the control panel to check responses to threads.
Christ. You are saying that you are too stupid to find the "show unread posts and replies to your posts" button? Can you really be this fucking stupid and still make it through life without accidentally drowning yourself in a bowl of soup?

Tell, me, you brutally fucking stupid muffoon, how is that you can ensure your Muslim employers are not short changing you a dollar or two off your weekly stipend?  When it is clearly evident that God as seen fit to furnish you with you 6 fingers on your right hand and 3 on your left? Do you squat down to the floor each payday, take off your shoes and enlist the services of your toes too? Just to be sure?

Fuck. there should be an IQ requirement to purchase a keyboard. I swear.

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #48 on: April 10, 2019, 01:40:22 PM »
Get a fucking notification feature you old cheapskate, it’s literally unheard of for forums not to have them these days and it makes things much easier for users.

Have you tried a left click on the blue "Hello Dumbass" button in the upper left corner?  It gives you a small but useful meu.


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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #49 on: April 10, 2019, 01:42:14 PM »
You claimed here I was a "sock".

Does 'Noob' read like 'Sock' in your vocabulary?

You could be fuckin Ruthless1 risen from the grave for all I give a shit.

Fuckin Sock

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #50 on: April 10, 2019, 01:43:52 PM »
I'm going to have to insist you bathe the spatula in antiseptic, douse it in UV light, and run a lint roller over it before I start your separation procedure from my ankle...

You've now used the word "spatula" in two straight stupid posts. If you're running out of words, Scoundrel has some he "took" off the internet you can borrow.

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #51 on: April 10, 2019, 01:44:24 PM »
By that do you mean trawling through every single thread and post on the forum?

I barely even bother reading replies to my own posts half of the time what with there being no notification feature and having to click on the control panel to check responses to threads.
I'd fuck a girl of middle eastern decent. If she looks good.

Unlike you I simply do not feel the urge to limit the dating pool to cousins, canine and other forms of cretinous life I'd rather we not discuss before lunch.

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #52 on: April 10, 2019, 01:45:35 PM »
I barely even bother reading replies to my own posts half of the time what with there being no notification feature and having to click on the control panel to check responses to threads.

Life in the 21st century is hard.

I suggest you keep a Forums for Dummies book in your murse.
"Follow Your Bliss!"

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #53 on: April 10, 2019, 01:48:15 PM »
Have you tried a left click on the blue "Hello Dumbass" button in the upper left corner?  It gives you a small but useful meu.

Why should users be expected to trawl through menu options?

Get a fucking notification feature.

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #54 on: April 10, 2019, 01:48:35 PM »
You've now used the word "spatula" in two straight stupid posts. If you're running out of words, Scoundrel has some he "took" off the internet you can borrow.

Are you saying your spatula wouldn't pry your crotch snail off my ankle but a crowbar and kilo of salt might?

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #55 on: April 10, 2019, 01:49:22 PM »
Does 'Noob' read like 'Sock' in your vocabulary

So as you stated, "i am no noob". BUT previously you stated I was a "noob". So if in fact, I am not a "noob", and yUo asked, "who is using the Flynn nic?" So wouldn't that be a...wait for it..."sock"? But thanks for admitting it anyways. How does it feel explaining yourself to Flynn?

What was that about "vocabulary"?

Tee-Hee!

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #56 on: April 10, 2019, 01:50:11 PM »
Life in the 21st century is hard.

I suggest you keep a Forums for Dummies book in your murse.

Life for a mentally ill transvestite must be even harder.

If only you were born with a healthy, fully functioning brain eh Blurt?

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2019, 01:50:58 PM »
Why should users be expected to trawl through menu options?


Because we're not inclined to pander to the lowest forms of sewer life circulating on the internet?  :dontknow:

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #58 on: April 10, 2019, 01:51:07 PM »
I'd fuck a girl of middle eastern decent. If she looks good.

Unlike you I simply do not feel the urge to limit the dating pool to cousins, canine and other forms of cretinous life I'd rather we not discuss before lunch.

Your type never are fussy for obvious reasons...

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2019, 01:51:23 PM »
Does 'Noob' read like 'Sock' in your vocabulary?

You could be fuckin Ruthless1 risen from the grave for all I give a shit.

Fuckin Sock

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Enough with that gawddamn popcorn smiley !
I don't care who you are but if somebody tries to "HITCHHIKE"  to see you,  that dipshit's been trolled.

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