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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« on: April 10, 2019, 12:17:19 PM »
Quick, pull my finger...
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2019, 12:24:22 PM »
Oh hi Frood.

Back sucking Flea's ample teats I see.

 :popcorn:

Nahh...if she giggles too much, Yoo-Hoo shoots out....
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2019, 12:30:15 PM »
Awwwww how precious...



Flynn wants me to kill myself.  :musicboohoo:

Is that even legal to say on the internet anymore?
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2019, 12:45:27 PM »
Flynn posts angry. It's a common mistake made by noobs and forum dishrags.

She's been around a while so she's not a noob.

 :popcorn:

All those years fanging around the country in her 18 Wheeler wearing only a sweat stained singlet and having to pry her piss flaps off the vinyl seat with a spatula to refuel and fetch a cup of coffee would turn any hag even more bitter...
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2019, 12:58:14 PM »
My neg for your stupid flame contest proposal triggered you to issue a generic death wish and that makes me owned?  :crampe: :biggrin:
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2019, 01:06:42 PM »
Thread killers best work to date. Although, there's not a complete sentence anywhere to be seen, in Freuds post; at least Freud tries...

Quick...death wish instruct me again...  :borat:
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2019, 01:13:06 PM »
Well, at least you're no longer whining about how evil I am, because I neg repped you after you started your childish games yet again; by neg repping me first.

I've never thought or called you evil.

You're not bright enough for that distinction.
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2019, 01:17:25 PM »
I'm going to need that cunny spatula of yours to remove you off my ankle...
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2019, 01:33:52 PM »
I'm going to have to insist you bathe the spatula in antiseptic, douse it in UV light, and run a lint roller over it before I start your separation procedure from my ankle...
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2019, 01:36:57 PM »
...and some have surfboards shoved up their cloacas...  :biggrin:
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2019, 01:48:35 PM »
You've now used the word "spatula" in two straight stupid posts. If you're running out of words, Scoundrel has some he "took" off the internet you can borrow.

Are you saying your spatula wouldn't pry your crotch snail off my ankle but a crowbar and kilo of salt might?
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2019, 01:53:46 PM »
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2019, 01:57:40 PM »
What exactly is a "crotch snail"? I am to presume that it is a snail? My only question to yUo Freud is, how fucking slow do yuO have to be, to let a snail catch yUo; and attach itself to your ankle? Seems to me yuO want a "crotch snail" on your ankle.

Fucking idiot.

^^^can I get a Tanslator to tanslate this rubbish for me? Anyone?
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2019, 02:21:00 PM »
No surprises there that an old pervert like you would enjoy references to beastiality....

He didn't say it was WITH the cat, only that it would have stories...

You however appear to have blurbed that it was WITH your cat.
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2019, 02:29:50 PM »
Herr Catfocker seems a bit hot under the kitty collar after accidentally blurbing that he really really loooooves his cat....
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2019, 02:37:16 PM »
Come on now fella, after all the talk about you on here, I naturally presumed you’d be able to do better than that...

Try not to bar up...

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2019, 02:45:47 PM »
Sticky Aryan keyboard in

3....2....

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2019, 02:52:22 PM »
Aryan Pride's wedding reception?

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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
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Re: Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?
« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2019, 03:05:11 PM »
*** flonk flonk flonk ***

Ohhhh...ahhhhh.....meowwwwwww!!!!@@&$!

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