Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?

[The Scoundrel]

Honestly it's like leaving a group of toddlers with a Lego set and when you come back they've built a model of a dildo.

It's supposed to be a flame forum but it's barely Flame-Lite at the moment.

If it wasn't for AP calling Oak a fat fuck ( A question which I don't know the answer) The nearest thing to an insult would be calling Benzo gay.

WTF are you all doing? It's like a fuckin FB chat page at the moment..

Either Flame or get the fuck in the chat forums. I'd rather see one worthwhile post a day in the BG than this fuckin spam fest.

Fuckin grow up and get creative.

Cunts.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Quick, pull my finger...

Oh hi Frood.

Back sucking Flea's ample teats I see.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Freud’s back. I’m happy again

You're not supposed to be happy here. It's a release from daily tensions.

Go get your nipple sucked bitch.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Quick everyone, put your words, adjectives and verbs in a secure place, so Scoundrel can't use them; even though he has no idea of the definition of the words.

Sup Flynn? Still bitching because I used a word you didn't understand?

Bit pathetic really.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Awwwww how precious...



Flynn wants me to kill myself. 

Is that even legal to say on the internet anymore?

Flynn posts angry. It's a common mistake made by noobs and forum dishrags.

She's been around a while so she's not a noob.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Don't be a flame snob, that's what ft is for

I disagree. The forum is full of chat threads that get a little flamey from time to time. The BG should have better quality content. And truth being, when I'm not here the quality is terrible. Same old lames. Same old bullshit that's been replied to a thousand times.

I don't think there's a bloke on here who hasn't been called gay nor a woman who hasn't been called fat.

Fuckin super flames 2002. 2019 utter, heard it all before bullshit.

If you wonder why people post less nowadays it's because there are only so many thousand answers to that sort of lame.

I'm just saying people should be a bit creative, that's all.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Since you're obviously telling fairy tales...why don't yUo entertain us all, by recounting the time you "allegedly", "kicked everyones ass here for 15 hours straight"?

So you snide away from me calling your fuckin pathetic grammar lame and kick your own pre greased ass by pointing to a thread where you and Joo hilariously tripped over each other and left me to dance Micheal Flattley styleee on your sloped forehead?

You read the fuckin thread. Try not to smoke Meth before you do and you'll see how it ran.

I fucked you over for a laugh. Don't take it too hard.

 

[The Scoundrel]

You ran over to FT for nearly two weeks

I still post at FT from time to time. Just like I post here when the mood takes me.

Are you suggesting that we clock in on a regular basis?

It won't work. Bra1n tried it.

 

[The Scoundrel]

You claimed here I was a "sock".

Does 'Noob' read like 'Sock' in your vocabulary?

You could be fuckin Ruthless1 risen from the grave for all I give a shit.

Fuckin Sock

 

[The Scoundrel]

If you're running out of words, Scoundrel has some he "took" off the internet you can borrow.

I took my degree online with the OU as I fuckin hated school. I couldn't stand being taught by idiots who couldn't rise to my level if they drove a forklift. So some of my vocabulary probably comes from online sources. In the 21st century I would imagine that's normal.

Do you get your vocabulary from early reader books with sweary words pencilled in?

 

[The Scoundrel]

I'd fuck a girl of middle eastern decent. If she looks good.

What difference does the colour of a girl make?

I sense a hint of racism here.

 

[The Scoundrel]

The one where your cat attempts to climb the walls in a fit of hissing and hair-standing fear before you corner her and play your favorite little game of hide the cough drop.

I gave my cat acid once,

Funny as fuck.

 

[The Scoundrel]

You jackass. Wtf is wrong with you

lmao... I did the same thing.

Boy did she freak the fuck out. she was growling at a wall for a good two hours straight. And there was nothing there 

Sorry Flea. It's 2-1 on the 'Giving your cat acid' Is funny poll.

 

[The Scoundrel]

It’s not funny. It’s cruel


Add cat murderer to your resume, Benny

The cat had a fuckin blast and lived to a ripe old age. Joo seems to think it's funny too. I don't notice you berating him for it..

[The Scoundrel]

Ok Joo. Break out the medal drawer. 10 pages in 31/2 hours.

When a poster with a little character who doesn't fag/cat lame constantly people post.

Funny how it works.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Gee...doesn’t that sound familiar ?

What? You shoving your tongue up Joo's colon?

Yeah. I guess it's kinda familiar.

Oh and er..... Valley Girl

Who were you refering to in that podcast at FT when you said you'd foolishly given PI to someone about 4 years ago?

I hope you don't mean me and Cunt.

There was no PI involved it was a a fabricated story just like FT should be.

Having a laugh at made up situations beats PI flaming hands down.

 

[The Scoundrel]

No, you overgrown dummy. How you pick on me and not others


Idiot

Well you do PM me and ask me to flame you and cause a bit of shit stirring in here.

As it makes me happy I'm willing to go along with it.

 

[The Scoundrel]

My presence and input is always guaranteed to stir the resident untermenschen from their slumber and rile them up into a mouth-frothing frenzy...

It’s almost too easy, quite honestly.

You're a Scouser and hopefully a Red. However you don't yet have the drawing power of The Scoundrel.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I was talking about cun’T. Quit trying to rehash old shit

Why? What did Cunt do?

It was fuck all to do with me.

That's not my style as you well know.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Do you often spike your cat with rape drugs? 

Never known Acid to be a rape drug.

Fuck. It's hard enough to see straight never mind get horny.