Why is it, when I don't post the place turns to shit?

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Freud’s back. I’m happy again

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I barely even bother reading replies to my own posts half of the time what with there being no notification feature and having to click on the control panel to check responses to threads.

Life in the 21st century is hard.

I suggest you keep a Forums for Dummies book in your murse.

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If only you were born with a healthy, fully functioning brain eh Blurt?

I was.

I found this reply without the benefit of a notification feature.

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...it’s much easier getting a reminder ie notifications like on most other modern, up to date boards.

Diary of a Middle-Aged Millennial, p. 115.

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I know you crave my attention cupcake, but tugging at my arm and making snipey little one-liners isn’t going to get you my undivided attention.

I’ll troll you again another time, don’t worry. 

Your undivided attention requires you to marshal your strength, I get it.

May I recommend an aĺl-inclusive, one-week stay at the FlameTruth Spa?

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People say that Scouse is always claiming he has no need of women.

Now we know why.

There's soon to be more nocturnal yowling in Liverpool.

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In all fairness to Hound Drool, this thread ought to be split.

You know, to give the reply notification and feline fetish stuff its own space? Perhaps it's time to create The Great Aryan Pussification Parade thread.

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You're thinking of Mel, Flea.