Friends. That time of year is upon us. The time of year when our Lord loveth the world so much, he gave his only begotten son so we not perish but enjoy life ever after.
Powerful words. I find myself humbled. Truly. And so, as I thought about all the wonderful things that we enjoy here at stomping grounds. Daily post counts. Responses. Activity. The absence of that smell which accompanies decomposing flesh. I could not help to think about the less fortunate among the ranks of Flametown. Specifically, those of us who squander in online poverty waiting days sometimes weeks for a passerby to come along with a skittle of human waste to provoke a response.
I would be remiss if I didn't say the thought makes me choke up at times.
I am talking about our friends at www.flametruth.com
Now at the risk of wrath I am posting this link you see above because this time of year is not about grievances. It's about humanity. And the joy of giving. And to that end I am asking each of you paltry insects to search deep into your sippy cups; and whether it be a droplet or two of dispensable drool, a mere puff of mental flatulence or a man-size carving of that dense spam you post daily I am asking you to give. Give from the heart. Give generously.
Now some of the more intellectually impoverished among us may be understandably hesitant to fire up their handicap scooters and venture out into the hostilities of the unknown. Especially given recent changes to minimum IQ requirements for all new arrivals
. which, coincidentally, encourages a bit of a chuckle given such a mandate is tantamount to posting a noisy neighbors policy for long term guests at the entrance to a mausoleum.
But I digress, friends.
This is a come together time of year and I am sure our friends at FlameTruth will make all the necessary preparations to accommodate your various disabilities. So I send thee forth, as sheep among wolves. Go with an open mind. Go with an open hands. Go with an open heart. And in the case of Benzo, go with open ass cheeks. Concerns
. Many of you will have them. And some have already expressed theirs. Please review the following questions and answers section of this post to see if one of these situations may apply to you. Aryan Shit-for-brains asks: Do you think they'll let me bring my Adolf HIlter inflatable friend? Do you think they hate Jews?
Aryan. thank you for voicing your concerns. To your first question, I think it would be a good idea if you left your spouse at home for the duration of your trip. This is not a family-oriented forum and things can get a little dicey from time to time. And should they render your friend unusable how will you release yourself sexually from now on? Rhetorical question of course.
I really don't want you fumbling over your fingers to provide an answer.
As to your second point which, coincidentally dovetails off the first. CW is a 4th generation Rabbi with a full neck-beard, life long abstinence to deodorant and wears combat boots under her Bekishe. The steel toe kind. So I’d probably pump the brakes with the anti-Semitic rhetoric if I were you. LettuceBuldge asks: Recently, in my part of California there was like this nary new procedure everyone was talking about called Brain tissue liposuction. It allegedly removes all the cellulite above the neck which many Venezuelan physicians say is responsible for aging. Study after Study conducted a long time ago in a place far far away confrm this to be true. Well, I took my income tax refund and had this procedure done. But ever since, I can’t quite seem to organize my thoughts and my husband tells me I have the debating skills of a goldfish.
First of all Lotus, this is a statement not a question, you dumb fucking twat. Anyway, grossness of your unmitigated stupidity aside, I've always maintained the belief that honesty is your best policy. and if I were you I would inform them upfront that persons with disabilities are people too. I mean what’s the worst they can do? Siphon out your brain cells with a sippy straw? Caskur asks: My maiden name is “fuck pigs” and that sloppy fat fuck danny posted it right there in the open forum. Do you think my personal information will be safe?
Caskur, first of all, shove your question up that orifice which is responsible for regularly releasing your most redeeming of properties. No one likes you. And second. Given the current activity statistics I can say with confidence only 3 persons on our planet saw it. If that. And I would be hard pressed to agree that any of them give a fuck what name mountain ogres choose to associate with their primitive tribes.
However, should you remain uncomfortable perhaps you could politely ask they remove this PI in exchange for a promise of muted posting and above aborigine bathing standards for the duration of your stay?