Oak isn't so bad...

[Aryan]

I hate to throw a monkey wrench on you here old boy. But I'm pretty sure out of all the males on these boards Freud and I have racked up the most real life intimacies with female posters. I've got 3 and freud has about 5 from what I understand.

now mind you, this is not bragging, but it does give you some sense of the cross-section abilities Alpha males tend to have when it comes to attracting women in any venue they happen to be in. Now personally, online mechanisms, are not my preferred choice when it comes to women but I certainly won't turn away a good looking woman looking to throw some pussy at me.

You’re right, it certainly gives a sense of people who evidently live there lives online and don’t socialise much in the real world, if ever.....

When someone replaces having real life contact with people with these sort of forums, they have a problem.

[Biggie Smiles]

You’re right, it certainly gives a sense of people who evidently live there lives online and don’t socialise much in the real world, if ever.....

When someone replaces having real life contact with people with these sort of forums, they have a problem.

I'm fearing for your mental health here, boy. Because you aren't making much sense I'm afraid.

If I've stated that this online venue has turned into a real life intimacy on several occasions how exactly do you equate that with "not socializing much in the real world" ?...

Unless of course, you happen to understand my usage of the word "intimacy" as some sort of synthetic, virtualized and contact-less engagement which can only be performed when in close proximity of a keyboard. In such an instance, I'd be forced to say it is YOU who has the problem and should seek help.

[Aryan]

I'm fearing for your mental health here, boy. Because you aren't making much sense I'm afraid.

If I've stated that this online venue has turned into a real life intimacy on several occasions how exactly do you equate that with "not socializing much in the real world" ?...

Unless of course, you happen to understand my usage of the word "intimacy" as some sort of synthetic, virtualized and contact-less engagement which can only be performed when in close proximity of a keyboard. In such an instance, I'd be forced to say it is YOU who has the problem and should seek help.

So what you’re saying is that these 3 people who you claim to have met in real life are people who you still regularly meet up with and socialise with in person?

Exchanging pm’s isn’t the same thing Broseph.

[Biggie Smiles]

So what you’re saying is that these 3 people who you claim to have met in real life are people who you still regularly meet up with and socialise with in person?

Exchanging pm’s isn’t the same thing Broseph.

Ok.. I need you to focus for a second. Pretend you are taking a shit if you must and tell me how remaining in contact with female partners has anything to do with intimate encounters?

I understand that when your choices of sexual partners remain squarely in the confines of close blood relatives you'll naturally continue to associate with such persons long after you'd soiled each other in perverse sexual ways. But this situation tends not to necessarily apply to those of us who are not seeking to preserve some mutated gene passed down to us by ancestors apt to fornicating with livestock.

So, to answer your question, in some instances yes, and in others no. But does that bare the slightest fucking consequence on the topical matter being discussed?

[Captain Caveman]

Creating images in my honour? Someone’s clearly upset...

It’s ok flower, I’ll stop teasing you if it’s affecting your frail ego and state of mind so badly.

 

Cat got your tongue?



Don't heavy pet yourself too much there, nnn'meow, boy'...

Long distance felinelationships are not fur everyone but if it meats your needs purrfectly, who is anyone to judge...

[Captain Caveman]

I hate to throw a monkey wrench on you here old boy. But I'm pretty sure out of all the males on these boards Freud and I have racked up the most real life intimacies with female posters. I've got 3 and freud has about 5 from what I understand.

now mind you, this is not bragging, but it does give you some sense of the cross-section abilities Alpha males tend to have when it comes to attracting women in any venue they happen to be in. Now personally, online mechanisms, are not my preferred choice when it comes to women but I certainly won't turn away a good looking woman looking to throw some pussy at me.

It's tough when alpha females textually cat call you and insist you come around and grab them by the pussy...

Freud
- I'd be lion if I said I've never scratched that itch...

[Biggie Smiles]

It's tough when alpha females textually cat call you and insist you come around and grab them by the pussy...

Freud
- I'd be lion if I said I've never scratched that itch...

Not for nuthin but it's OBVIOUS LotusScrub wants to fuck. Badly.

Her soyboy warrior must be having difficulty getting his pimple to perform again. And so here she is searching for CON cock.

If she furnishes some pics and doesn't look like something  require a paper bag I might just throw a mercy fuck in her general direction.

[Flynn]

I skimmed that and all I came away with was that you hate being called a dyke....

...dyke!

  Moan some more for me, my indignant little roadhouse trollop!

Tell me how YUO rEALLy feelz! 

See I really don't understand it. Listening to your shitty podcast, yUo managed to mumble your way through it; barely coherently stringing sentences together. Then yUo come on here and start posting like an absolute retard. I just don't get it. How many levels of stupid are there to yUo?

[Captain Caveman]

 

[Aryan]

Ok.. I need you to focus for a second. Pretend you are taking a shit if you must and tell me how remaining in contact with female partners has anything to do with intimate encounters?

I understand that when your choices of sexual partners remain squarely in the confines of close blood relatives you'll naturally continue to associate with such persons long after you'd soiled each other in perverse sexual ways. But this situation tends not to necessarily apply to those of us who are not seeking to preserve some mutated gene passed down to us by ancestors apt to fornicating with livestock.

So, to answer your question, in some instances yes, and in others no. But does that bare the slightest fucking consequence on the topical matter being discussed?

So picking up chicks on Internet forums is essentially the only way which you’re able to attract females, gotcha. 

Thanks for illustrating my point about how you (and certain others on here) need to disconnect your internet connection for a few hours and venture outside.

[Aryan]

Cat got your tongue?



Don't heavy pet yourself too much there, nnn'meow, boy'...

Long distance felinelationships are not fur everyone but if it meats your needs purrfectly, who is anyone to judge...

That guy isn’t me and the cat nonsense is too ridiculous for words...

Carry on embarrassing yourself though by all means e-stud.

[Captain Caveman]

^^^ Did he REALLY feel it necessary to deny being the person in the pic?

 

[Flynn]

I hate to throw a monkey wrench on you here old boy. But I'm pretty sure out of all the males on these boards Freud and I have racked up the most real life intimacies with female posters. I've got 3 and freud has about 5 from what I understand.

So now you're telling tall tales? YuO should have known any word involving the word "tall", would automatically omit yUo from the conversation, as yUo must be at least this "high", to start lying.

So yUo start bragging about how your 5 foot 3 inch, shaved primate-looking body attracts females? Do yUo really think females want a guy, who looks like an extra from the show, The Sopranos? If that didn't turn off a blind tranny AKA BEnzo, then that mustard can sounding voice of yours would. YuO do know yUo can cut glass with that voice right?

Then yUo include that fucking dork Freud? So we're supposed to believe yUo two dummys, one that looks like Tatus retarded cousin, and an emo nerd, who mumbles when he talks, and has a fucking bowl-cut; are "Alpha Males"? Jesus, talk about dumb and dumber.

now mind you, this is not bragging, but it does give you some sense of the cross-section abilities Alpha males tend to have when it comes to attracting women in any venue they happen to be in. Now personally, online mechanisms, are not my preferred choice when it comes to women but I certainly won't turn away a good looking woman looking to throw some pussy at me.

So the "women" you're talking about are, Caskur, Flea, The Scoundrel, and BEnzo? That's only 4 women off the forum, unless you're including the Flame Truth women as well...that would include Blandscape, Fat Danny, and Fox Mulder.

I must say, you've got quite the "Hair-em" going on there. Johnny Storm would be jealous.

[Biggie Smiles]

So picking up chicks on Internet forums is essentially the only way which you’re able to attract females, gotcha. 

Christ. Your lack of reading comprehension is appalling even by any standards established by the common cretin who happen to dwell in caves.

What a fucking misfortune we have here. Generations of dedicated inbreeding to preserve the goat lineage bequeathed by your evolutionary stunted ancestors augmented by a school system overrun by Palestinian heretics who believe Sharia law bars Jewish tribal girls such as yourself from the wonders of written word.

Tell me, you inbred fuckup, in the simplest terms your tiny brain can muster why you got the idea from any of my posts that the internet is the ONLY way to pick up women?

[Aryan]

^^^ Did he REALLY feel it necessary to deny being the person in the pic?

 

I mentioned that because the pic has absolutely no relevance to me whatsoever. 

[Aryan]

Christ. Your lack of reading comprehension is appalling even by any standards established by the common cretin who happen to dwell in caves.

What a fucking misfortune we have here. Generations of dedicated inbreeding to preserve the goat lineage bequeathed by your evolutionary stunted ancestors augmented by a school system overrun by Palestinian heretics who believe Sharia law bars Jewish tribal girls such as yourself from the wonders of written word.

Tell me, you inbred fuckup, in the simplest terms your tiny brain can muster why you got the idea from any of my posts that the internet is the ONLY way to pick up women?

It certainly explains why you appear to conduct your entire social life, including dating on internet forums.

The very fact that you’re getting riled by the discussion speaks volumes too.

You really should have auditioned for a part in The Big Bang Theory. 

[Captain Caveman]

I mentioned that because the pic has absolutely no relevance to me whatsoever. 

Mr. "It's NOT MEEEow!" can't stop explaining that it's not really him! 

[Aryan]

Pic relevant. 

[Biggie Smiles]

It certainly explains why you appear to conduct your entire social life, including dating on internet forums.

The very fact that you’re getting riled by the discussion speaks volumes too.

You really should have auditioned for a part in The Big Bang Theory. 

Do you intend on remaining this clinically dense during the remainder of your sordid life?

[Aryan]

Do you intend on remaining this clinically dense during the remainder of your sordid life?

Settle down internet Romeo, I’m sure there’s a damsel in distress somewhere on the internetz that you can white knight.