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Oak isn't so bad...
« on: April 13, 2019, 06:46:32 AM »
I mean... she's decrepit, of average intelligence, and hasn't had a root without a battery assist in yonks...

...but...

She's got a better sense of humour than that raging Welsh mongoloid princess from the bowels of the Californian dis-education system and from all indications Oak isn't prone to engaging her pets in a deeply disturbing and unfortunate manner like a certain resident white nationalist who thinks butter is 'coloured' and chooses to orgasm between the folds of his toasted white bread instead...

...and at least Oak doesn't talk about BOOM'ing cocks/cawks day in day out online for over a decade then insist she's not interested in BOOM'ng or getting BOOM'ed by said cocks/cawks every subsidized Snowbird Express Weekend that other glob can mobilize, take down, and reassemble his walking frame in with even less time he expends dabbing his genitals in Vics Vapor Rub and Brut cologne with a turkey baster and jeweller's glass while feeling the nostalgic highway turns in the bus dunny from his last Florida-Georgia meat up...

No, Oak is the real deal...

If you put aside her La Raza tendencies, denture dependency, and where on her body she collects the dipping sauce for her super secret hot tamales recipe... she's bearable.

I was wrong to completely dismiss the butterball. It won't happen again.  :borat:
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2019, 09:44:13 AM »
I see where yuo are going with this.   :popcorn:

It does elicit a groan, but OTOH I wouldn't expect any less from you.

I'm empathic and unable to adhere to seasons or burrows...

... how can you know where I go when I don't have the foggiest myself?
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2019, 04:01:06 PM »
Well, hard to say....a very rough estimate would be approximately 100 billion brain cells, and no, they're relatively safe as I've never feasted on raw meat or quaffed your spinal fluid, Socialism Sally...  :borat:
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2019, 04:12:30 PM »
In denial as well, I see, vCJD Haterbater.

Denial?

I'm pretty sure I've never growled out a dead cow's skull or shook yours like a maraca until a droplet of your stupid dripped out...

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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2019, 04:21:41 PM »
Nigel Farage's head pasted on a cow's body is relevant exactly how?  :dontknow:
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2019, 05:53:06 PM »
Yeah I sincerely apologise for that embarrassing typo...

I blame a heavy night on the sauce and sniff, along with making the mistake of logging in and posting on here not long after waking up.

Too many cat naps, Pounce de Meówn?
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2019, 06:03:36 PM »
There was drunken pussy involved, but not the kind which you’re referring to...

Sorry to upset your deviant, Juden ass.

Congratulations for stepping outside your preferred species for coitus, Dr. Meowlittle...
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2019, 12:50:45 AM »
Queen of Wails just doing her thing.  Couldn't resist.   PWNT.  :crampe:

At least you're in among your people, Rancid, DL, MK, and Aryan Pus.

You should take a class picture, 5th grade is it?


You mean those who tug on your leash...
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2019, 12:55:49 AM »
No, that's not what I mean.

You're on the business end of the leash. I let you know how you should mean...  :borat:
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2019, 12:38:39 AM »
Cross-dressing in public really should be illegal.

There is no such thing as crossdressing.

Men were the original purveyors of skirts, togas, wraps, makeup, jewelry, high heels, hosiery, and the like. Women seized upon these items and claimed them solely their own.

So when you see a male wearing 3 inch heels and swinging his handbag off his hip, realize he's technically more man than all of us combined for memorializing all we've lost...
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2019, 09:27:53 PM »


There’s a pic floating around of Vitriol in a toga

...with coffee stains.
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2019, 11:15:03 AM »
As I really don't know much about Oak, or if Oak went by a different handle; or if Oak was a member at any other flame forum. I do know this. Oak is light years ahead of your stupid ass when it comes to, flaming, critical thinking; and basic logic skills.

For years, you've been on these forums chatting up the "ladies", getting involved in Real Life shit with some of these forum losers. I mean how fucking lonely do yUo have to be to invite some online dude into your fucking home? Seriously, you're either a bleeding heart or you're just a fucking dipshit. I mean, lets face it Freud, yUo were never here to "flame". YuO were here to get chummy with the likes of Feral, Flea and a plethera of others. What kind of Real Life introvert only has online relationships? Freud, yUo have to be mentally ill. Have yUo seen the shit yUo post?

Whereas, a person like yourself who runs around claiming to be a "genius", along with being the most "sexiest man" on a fucking dead forum. C'mon dude. YuO scamper around here calling people, "dyke", "dummyhead", "fat"; and "poopoo face". Then yUo have the nerve to pontificate about Oak. Give it a rest retard. Either up your fucking game or move back to Caskurs future forum, Flame Truth. At least there, your shit will intermingle with the shite already there, so all 3 of their posters can't see how yUo really fucking suck.

I skimmed that and all I came away with was that you hate being called a dyke....

...dyke!

 :musicboohoo: Moan some more for me, my indignant little roadhouse trollop!

Tell me how YUO rEALLy feelz!  :laughinatu:
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2019, 11:49:10 AM »
 :crampe:

Because Flynn probably is a lot lizard-ish lickapotamus in denial? Nah...

Hey though... at least when SHE goes down on a pussy she doesn't have to worry about scratch marks and Toxoplasmosis after...  :laughinatu:

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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2019, 12:12:12 PM »
Don't you get it? They chase ME...

Or maybe you do get it...a little:



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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2019, 01:01:38 PM »
Creating images in my honour? Someone’s clearly upset...

It’s ok flower, I’ll stop teasing you if it’s affecting your frail ego and state of mind so badly.

 :crampe:

Cat got your tongue?



Don't heavy pet yourself too much there, nnn'meow, boy'...

Long distance felinelationships are not fur everyone but if it meats your needs purrfectly, who is anyone to judge...

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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2019, 01:14:14 PM »
I hate to throw a monkey wrench on you here old boy. But I'm pretty sure out of all the males on these boards Freud and I have racked up the most real life intimacies with female posters. I've got 3 and freud has about 5 from what I understand.

now mind you, this is not bragging, but it does give you some sense of the cross-section abilities Alpha males tend to have when it comes to attracting women in any venue they happen to be in. Now personally, online mechanisms, are not my preferred choice when it comes to women but I certainly won't turn away a good looking woman looking to throw some pussy at me.

It's tough when alpha females textually cat call you and insist you come around and grab them by the pussy...

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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2019, 02:54:43 PM »
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2019, 03:07:21 PM »
^^^ Did he REALLY feel it necessary to deny being the person in the pic?

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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2019, 03:21:47 PM »
I mentioned that because the pic has absolutely no relevance to me whatsoever.  :crazy:

Mr. "It's NOT MEEEow!" can't stop explaining that it's not really him!  :biggrin: :laughinatu:

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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2019, 03:59:22 PM »
I dunno, I thought the Romeo and Juliet cartoon was kinda funny.

Not cagey enough in the current clawtext...
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