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Oak isn't so bad...
« on: April 13, 2019, 06:46:32 AM »
I mean... she's decrepit, of average intelligence, and hasn't had a root without a battery assist in yonks...

...but...

She's got a better sense of humour than that raging Welsh mongoloid princess from the bowels of the Californian dis-education system and from all indications Oak isn't prone to engaging her pets in a deeply disturbing and unfortunate manner like a certain resident white nationalist who thinks butter is 'coloured' and chooses to orgasm between the folds of his toasted white bread instead...

...and at least Oak doesn't talk about BOOM'ing cocks/cawks day in day out online for over a decade then insist she's not interested in BOOM'ng or getting BOOM'ed by said cocks/cawks every subsidized Snowbird Express Weekend that other glob can mobilize, take down, and reassemble his walking frame in with even less time he expends dabbing his genitals in Vics Vapor Rub and Brut cologne with a turkey baster and jeweller's glass while feeling the nostalgic highway turns in the bus dunny from his last Florida-Georgia meat up...

No, Oak is the real deal...

If you put aside her La Raza tendencies, denture dependency, and where on her body she collects the dipping sauce for her super secret hot tamales recipe... she's bearable.

I was wrong to completely dismiss the butterball. It won't happen again.  :borat:
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2019, 09:04:08 AM »
I see where yuo are going with this.   :popcorn:

It does elicit a groan, but OTOH I wouldn't expect any less from you. 
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2019, 09:30:55 AM »
Oak is cool people


The crazy communist however... I mean, she's ok as far as subhuman communist scum goes but boy is she whacked out of her mind
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2019, 09:35:51 AM »
Oak is cool people


The crazy communist however... I mean, she's ok as far as subhuman communist scum goes but boy is she whacked out of her mind


 :Doh2:    Let us not step on the outlander's troll, brah.

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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2019, 09:44:13 AM »
I see where yuo are going with this.   :popcorn:

It does elicit a groan, but OTOH I wouldn't expect any less from you.

I'm empathic and unable to adhere to seasons or burrows...

... how can you know where I go when I don't have the foggiest myself?
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2019, 10:33:32 AM »
Oak is cool people

Yes we all know you adore the portly office cleaner, no need to go down on your knees to pay another embarrassing tribute and declare your undying love for her stout frame.  :coffee_beans:
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2019, 01:27:16 PM »
I don’t think you want it with Lotus. Lol
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2019, 01:34:13 PM »
no need to go down on your knees to pay another embarrassing tribute and declare your undying love for her stout frame.  :coffee_beans:
Why am I getting the feeling that Aryan Pansy was thinking about sucking dick right about the time he wrote that.

I mean, first he presents a picture of his favorite wank material and now this. Disturbing
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2019, 02:00:06 PM »
Why am I getting the feeling that Aryan Pansy was thinking about sucking dick right about the time he wrote that.

I mean, first he presents a picture of his favorite wank material and now this. Disturbing

That's what I got out of that post as well.
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2019, 02:05:08 PM »
That's what I got out of that post as well.
right?  So vivid. As if he had every last detail figured out
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2019, 02:13:41 PM »
right?  So vivid. As if he had every last detail figured out

He posted a picture of his boyfriends in the other thread.
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2019, 02:17:20 PM »
He posted a picture of his boyfriends in the other thread.
I saw that

It reeked of jailhouse covert homosexuality

Not that there’s anything wrong with that but they do come across as the type who would jump a gay man while trying to slip their phone numbers into his pockets as the beating was in full swing
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2019, 02:19:45 PM »
I saw that

It reeked of jailhouse covert homosexuality

Not that there’s anything wrong with that but they do come across as the type who would jump a gay man while trying to slip their phone numbers into his pockets as the beating was in full swing

A phone number isn't the only thing they would be slipping. They would full on rape him for being a "faggot".
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2019, 02:52:21 PM »
They would full on rape him for being a "faggot".
And of course, the irony of such would escape them
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2019, 11:29:51 AM »
See what I mean? Just look at you 2 basically having verbal intercourse in this thread. :crampe:

Talk about a grizzly sight, thank God there are no kids around to witness the spectacle...

I’m sure you both make a cute couple, are you ancient as fuck like Poark is, Joo boi? Or do you prefer your women older aswell as much heavier?
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2019, 02:31:36 PM »
See what I mean? Just look at you 2 basically having verbal intercourse in this thread.
That's what I say.  Even an ass is right sometimes.  LMAO
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2019, 03:14:10 PM »
I mean... she's decrepit, of average intelligence, and hasn't had a root without a battery assist in yonks...

...but...

She's got a better sense of humour than that raging Welsh mongoloid princess from the bowels of the Californian dis-education system and from all indications Oak isn't prone to engaging her pets in a deeply disturbing and unfortunate manner like a certain resident white nationalist who thinks butter is 'coloured' and chooses to orgasm between the folds of his toasted white bread instead...

...and at least Oak doesn't talk about BOOM'ing cocks/cawks day in day out online for over a decade then insist she's not interested in BOOM'ng or getting BOOM'ed by said cocks/cawks every subsidized Snowbird Express Weekend that other glob can mobilize, take down, and reassemble his walking frame in with even less time he expends dabbing his genitals in Vics Vapor Rub and Brut cologne with a turkey baster and jeweller's glass while feeling the nostalgic highway turns in the bus dunny from his last Florida-Georgia meat up...

No, Oak is the real deal...

If you put aside her La Raza tendencies, denture dependency, and where on her body she collects the dipping sauce for her super secret hot tamales recipe... she's bearable.

I was wrong to completely dismiss the butterball. It won't happen again.  :borat:

How progressed is your vCJD, haterbator?  You're getting very squishy, there.  It' not like you to slobber all over yourself like that.

Are you jerking off to pics of Queen Butterball?

Clearly, psychosis has already set in.  I am so sorry there is no cure.  How many brain cells do you think you have left at this point?
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2019, 04:01:06 PM »
Well, hard to say....a very rough estimate would be approximately 100 billion brain cells, and no, they're relatively safe as I've never feasted on raw meat or quaffed your spinal fluid, Socialism Sally...  :borat:
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Re: Oak isn't so bad...
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2019, 04:06:27 PM »
Well, hard to say....a very rough estimate would be approximately 100 billion brain cells, and no, they're relatively safe as I've never feasted on raw meat or quaffed your spinal fluid, Socialism Sally...  :borat:

In denial as well, I see, vCJD Haterbater.
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