Anyone who pretends Danny is less than an embarrassment isn’t fooling anyone.
If he kept it simple, he’d probably be a better read, but every sentence is entirely too long and/or peppered with flame cliches or 4chanisms. It also turns your stomach when he springboards off your posts while kissing your ass.
Having said that, Benzo is pretty awful too. He’s on the opposite end of the spectrum as a lamer who goes to great lengths not to try, and the results are as predictable as one would think. He comes off as the human equivalent of a bright yellow Camel jacket and bowling shoes.