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I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« on: April 14, 2019, 10:09:31 PM »
...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...

I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.

I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags.  >:(

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2019, 11:05:02 PM »
It’s your animal magnetism, dude

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2019, 11:13:19 PM »
If you look like a young Nicolas Cage, you're an ugly fuck. Huge fucking ears and nose. Goofy as all hell.

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2019, 12:09:22 AM »
If you look like a young Nicolas Cage, you're an ugly fuck. Huge fucking ears and nose. Goofy as all hell.

Yes! That! Huge long ears and a massive snozzer.

...and I sprinkle the dried and desiccated remains of my blockheaded latina victims on nacho platters for extra flavour.

Very hideous inside and out. Would not recommend. 1/10. Will not return. The welcome mat smelled like fish factory.

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2019, 12:18:41 AM »
Yes! That! Huge long ears and a massive snozzer.

...and I sprinkle the dried and desiccated remains of my blockheaded latina victims on nacho platters for extra flavour.

Very hideous inside and out. Would not recommend. 1/10. Will not return. The welcome mat smelled like fish factory.



What victims do you claim?  The ones that have met you?

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2019, 12:26:36 AM »
What victims do you claim?  The ones that have met you?

Those with temporary amnesia bouts where it suits them and massive middle aged arses which lean left...

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2019, 12:29:31 AM »
Those with temporary amnesia bouts where it suits them and massive middle aged arses which lean left...

I don't know what you're talking about.  Care to invite me into the hot mess between your ears?  It could be an adventure.

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2019, 12:34:37 AM »
No, you don't get it... I'm no good for you.

It's not you, it's me.

Freud
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2019, 12:37:10 AM »
No, you don't get it... I'm no good for you.

It's not you, it's me.

Freud
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Oh this troll. 

Lame.

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2019, 12:40:43 AM »
Freud
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2019, 10:29:04 AM »
If you look like a young Nicolas Cage, you're an ugly fuck. Huge fucking ears and nose. Goofy as all hell.



He is really cute tho

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2019, 11:09:46 AM »
It's a curse...

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2019, 12:29:11 PM »
...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...

I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.

I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags.  >:(
^^^^

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2019, 04:05:43 PM »
the OP is a faggot!!

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2019, 04:08:43 PM »
the OP is a faggot!!

Did your backpack tell you that, Jocks Folder? 

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