Author Topic: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown... (Read 2229 times)

Captain Caveman · « **Reply #120 on:** April 24, 2019, 12:37:41 PM »

By "we all" you mean "you" and at your advanced age you shouldn't be relying on your diminished pharma fucked eyesight or telling porkies, Wrinklepuss...

BEnzo · « **Reply #121 on:** April 24, 2019, 11:33:55 PM »

Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on April 24, 2019, 12:37:41 PM

By "we all" you mean "you" and at your advanced age you shouldn't be relying on your diminished pharma fucked eyesight or telling porkies, Wrinklepuss...

No,
me, JS, Ant(who discovered them), Phrosty, and everybody else there. I hope you had those spots checked out, don't take no chances. They looked kinda nasty. Like three orbiting black holes. Probably sucked up your hair you bald fuck-

Captain Caveman · « **Reply #122 on:** April 25, 2019, 01:51:04 AM »

The same three Cum Wranglers who were perpetually under my boot...

Mr NiceGuy · « **Reply #123 on:** April 25, 2019, 06:49:50 AM »

Freud isn't old. He still chews his food the same way he has for a long time. With a straw.

Captain Caveman · « **Reply #124 on:** April 25, 2019, 09:19:01 AM »

Quote from: Mr NiceGuy on April 25, 2019, 06:49:50 AM

Freud isn't old. He still chews his food the same way he has for a long time. With a straw.

Bamboo skewer....straw... let's not quibble...

BEnzo · « **Reply #125 on:** April 25, 2019, 11:59:03 AM »

Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on April 25, 2019, 01:51:04 AM

The same three Cum Wranglers who were perpetually under my boot...

Pffft. Flea split TCW with like two posts and I wasn't even there at the time. Made Ant and Johnny go insane. Plus this boards success.

You did shit, Fraud-

Captain Caveman · « **Reply #126 on:** April 29, 2019, 04:36:54 AM »

I fling the shit... and you gobble it up, Bingo Brah...

Captain Caveman · « **Reply #127 on:** April 29, 2019, 04:40:10 AM »

[FREUD EXIT MUSIC]

[/FREUD EXIT MUSIC]

BOOM!

Blandscape · « **Reply #128 on:** April 29, 2019, 03:15:54 PM »

Quote from: Madcow Klitzgasm on April 14, 2019, 10:09:31 PM

...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...

I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.

I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags.

You were the prettiest man here right up until I left, and then arrived back again, and then left and then arrived back again.

Perfectly clear to anyone wiff any sense of perspective.

BEnzo · « **Reply #129 on:** April 29, 2019, 11:58:28 PM »

Bland has his hair at least.

Oak · « **Reply #130 on:** April 30, 2019, 12:09:57 AM »

Quote from: BEnzo on April 29, 2019, 11:58:28 PM

Bland has his hair at least.

Bald is not beautiful for most men.

Aryan · « **Reply #131 on:** April 30, 2019, 05:20:58 AM »

Neither is morbidly obese for any female.....

At least poor old Freud can’t help his bald bonce, you could avoid being 30 stone however.

Captain Caveman · « **Reply #132 on:** April 30, 2019, 05:24:45 AM »

Seems like Analryan Prolapse has a horny puffed freckle for my hairy crotch rocket...

BEnzo · « **Reply #133 on:** April 30, 2019, 09:10:37 AM »

Quote from: Oak on April 30, 2019, 12:09:57 AM

Bald is not beautiful for most men.

Freud is a poor mans Yul Brenner.

Oak · « **Reply #134 on:** April 30, 2019, 10:00:43 AM »

Quote from: BlitzKrieg on April 30, 2019, 05:20:58 AM

Neither is morbidly obese for any female.....

At least poor old Freud can’t help his bald bonce, you could avoid being 30 stone however.

You don't have a serious relationship because you're a repulsive loser. There's nothing you can do to attract a woman that isn't stumbling drunk and high. Once she wakes up off the bench you fucked her on and she sees you passed out next to her, she immediately vomits.

And that's repeated over and over. You're a drunk woman's horrible and secret mistake. The one she doesn't even tell her best friend about.

Oak · « **Reply #135 on:** April 30, 2019, 10:01:32 AM »

Quote from: BEnzo on April 30, 2019, 09:10:37 AM

Freud is a poor mans Yul Brenner.

Better than the Nazi monkey by far.

Aryan · « **Reply #136 on:** April 30, 2019, 10:03:54 AM »

Uh huh, has it not occurred to your tiny brain and bloated, swelled head that I don’t want a full time relationship? Of course it hasn’t.

I advise you to stop referring to your blow up doll as your ‘partner’, it really isn’t normal behaviour.

Emily Friday · « **Reply #137 on:** April 30, 2019, 10:05:22 AM »

Quote from: Oak on April 30, 2019, 10:00:43 AM

And that's repeated over and over. You're a drunk woman's horrible and secret mistake. The one she doesn't even tell her best friend about.

He does go way beyond a skeleton in the closet doesn't he? He's more like that kind of grandiose fuckup where I murder my drug dealer & the liquor store owner in a fit of revenge and surgically remove the portion of my brain housing his memory.

With a chisel and mallet if I must

Oak · « **Reply #138 on:** April 30, 2019, 10:06:39 AM »

Quote from: BlitzKrieg on April 30, 2019, 10:03:54 AM

Uh huh, has it not occurred to your tiny brain and bloated, swelled head that I don’t want a full time relationship? Of course it hasn’t.

I advise you to stop referring to your blow up doll as your ‘partner’, it really isn’t normal behaviour.

You're a drunk girl's drinking mistake and you know it. You have nothing to offer a woman beyond shame,

Aryan · « **Reply #139 on:** April 30, 2019, 10:09:43 AM »

Quote from: Oak on April 30, 2019, 10:06:39 AM

You're a drunk girl's drinking mistake and you know it. You have nothing to offer a woman beyond shame,

Sure, because you know me really well.