In real life people are usually perturbed because I make them feel stupid, not because I lose my temper. I used to when I was younger. No one really seems worth it anymore.
I just remembered the last time I got pissed off at a guy I was dating. He actually pissed me the fuck off. He kept texting and texting and texting, late into the night. My kids were teens at the time and it was a weekend and I didn't want to turn my phone off. He kept texting fucking with me.
Finally, my kids were home. I told him to stop bugging me or I'd drive to his house in SF and fuck him up. lololol
So, I turned off my phone and promptly fall asleep. The fool stayed up all night ranting, then he became cajoling telling me he wanted me to please come over, yada, yada, yada...
I see these dozen or so texts he had sent me the next morning after I turned my phone back on. I literally laughed my ass off, tears running down my face. I was sleeping while this fool was begging to see me.
What a trip! I've never seen him again. He still sends me messages here and there. I ignore him. This was over 5 years ago. Men can be strange the minute you kick them to the curb.
I was seeing this bird a long time ago and she was a little too much into me...like my shadow, always around, always needy...
So I decided that when I moved to the other side of the city I wouldn't give her my address right away.
A day later she was at my new doorstep raging at me. When I asked how she knew where I was and that it would have taken a tactical grid investigation of hundreds of streets, she admitted that she had been driving for over six hours....creeping and peering out.
She tried the woe is me angle. I told her to piss off. That was it...
Chicks are nuts...
