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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« on: April 14, 2019, 11:13:19 PM »
If you look like a young Nicolas Cage, you're an ugly fuck. Huge fucking ears and nose. Goofy as all hell.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2019, 12:18:41 AM »
Yes! That! Huge long ears and a massive snozzer.

...and I sprinkle the dried and desiccated remains of my blockheaded latina victims on nacho platters for extra flavour.

Very hideous inside and out. Would not recommend. 1/10. Will not return. The welcome mat smelled like fish factory.



What victims do you claim?  The ones that have met you?
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2019, 12:29:31 AM »
Those with temporary amnesia bouts where it suits them and massive middle aged arses which lean left...

I don't know what you're talking about.  Care to invite me into the hot mess between your ears?  It could be an adventure.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2019, 12:37:10 AM »
No, you don't get it... I'm no good for you.

It's not you, it's me.

Freud
- hums Twilight Zone theme...

Oh this troll. 

Lame.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2019, 02:13:48 PM »
Had you asked, do you believe the answer would've been "Okay, sure"?

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2019, 02:03:14 PM »
That sig tho. Really ?

Self pwnage is delish, Flea.   :biglaugha:

Who is screaming for my attention?  He is... :crampe:
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2019, 08:33:54 PM »
I love when Latina and black women go absolutely bananas. The lose of self control can be so sexually stimulating.

Is it just me or do any other men get turned on as their woman is trying to stab them with a steak knife?

In real life people are usually perturbed because I make them feel stupid, not because I lose my temper.  I used to when I was younger.  No one really seems worth it anymore.

I just remembered the last time I got pissed off at a guy I was dating. He actually pissed me the fuck off. He kept texting and texting and texting, late into the night.  My kids were teens at the time and it was a weekend and I didn't want to turn my phone off. He kept texting fucking with me.

Finally, my kids were home.  I told him to stop bugging me or I'd drive to his house in SF and fuck him up.  lololol

So, I turned off my phone and promptly fall asleep.   The fool stayed up all night ranting, then he became cajoling telling me he wanted me to please come over, yada, yada, yada...

I see these dozen or so texts he had sent me the next morning after I turned my phone back on.  I literally laughed my ass off, tears running down my face.  I was sleeping while this fool was begging to see me.

What a trip!   I've never seen him again. He still sends me messages here and there.  I ignore him.  This was over 5 years ago.  Men can be strange the minute you kick them to the curb.

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2019, 09:40:40 PM »
I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...

Just as well, cuz you aint

I doubt he's the sexiest guy in his own home.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2019, 12:07:51 AM »
I dont condone with this maniac did but the divorce laws do fucking suck for men. No question there

Try living in a community property state when the woman happens to be in a place where she's doing better than her husband.

Women can get fucked over too.  Saying for a friend.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2019, 12:11:54 AM »
True.

But I can guarantee that my friend has a story far worse than you friend.

Maybe, but you never know. 
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2019, 02:08:16 PM »
What can I say... I'm just loco when I look in the mirror and see new growth... I'm like " dooooodamage!!!! Chingaso and fuckin hair shit!!"... I throw down with my hair follicles. Carnal!


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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2019, 02:13:52 PM »
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2019, 02:20:28 PM »
Nope... I repeat stuff said to me or in my situations...

Are you triggered because I've spent time with Chicanos?

Not at all.  Why would that bother me?

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2019, 02:28:44 PM »
Maybe because you accused me of stereotyping "groups" with stuff said to me or in my vicinity that I just recently repeated to you...which caused you to back the fuck down and question how I could get the stereotypical tone so right unless I had a super hero cape....

The way you posted that, without context, made no sense.  I'm not backing down.  I don't know what was said to you.  It sounds made up to me, again without a context.

You don't need to get your thong in a knot about this, it's not that big of a deal.  I haven't heard anyone speak like that in ages.  And I live in a town that's about 20% Latino, most of them Mexican or Chicano.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2019, 03:36:16 PM »
Oh yay.... you live in a town with a minority of the sorts who had an 80% presence in the towns I lived in...

...colour me unsurprised... you're a typical Californian debutante...

That's just Latinos.  There are other large ethnic minority groups, specifically Vietnamese, Filipinos and Indians.

They just don't all happen to be Chicano like I am.  So?
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2019, 03:44:51 PM »
So, do you have a point or have ever had a point?

You're the one making accusations about me being some kind of out of touch individual.  And taking some creds from living in Chicano centric communities.

I'm not sure why you said that.  Care to explain?
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2019, 03:51:58 PM »
Eeeeughhh so we’ve gone from discussing Freud’s bald bonce to Poarkahontas being offended over something to do with her ethic background......


BORING.  :turd:

I am ethical, but what's that got to do with the discussion at hand?  I'm not offended, I am observant.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2019, 03:53:02 PM »

I asked a question before you tried to subvert it with a question of your own...

....get back in line.

Practice what you preach.   

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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2019, 04:09:36 PM »
No, I will not fuck you in real life.... thanks for the inquiry


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