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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« on: April 15, 2019, 12:29:11 PM »
...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...

I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.

I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags.  >:(
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2019, 11:09:21 PM »

^^^
What they will be doing with Freuds head at Flametruth on Sunday.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2019, 10:10:41 PM »
Polishing his bald skull?

Everything is polished at Flametruth. Plus Freuds head looks like a bowling ball.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2019, 08:16:21 PM »
heh
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2019, 11:39:14 AM »
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2019, 12:26:14 PM »
Must be an old aged Connecti-cunt pensioner Xray vision sort of thing that you see free liver dining spots where they don't actually exist, you offal slurping homo...  :laughinatu:

They were some kind of spots. Good thing Ant pointed those out. He did you a favor, brah
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2019, 12:28:32 PM »
Don't, therefore I'm not...  :laughinatu:

We all saw them at TRF. LOL!
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2019, 11:33:55 PM »
:rolleyes3:

By "we all" you mean "you" and at your advanced age you shouldn't be relying on your diminished pharma fucked eyesight or telling porkies, Wrinklepuss...

No,
me, JS, Ant(who discovered them), Phrosty, and everybody else there. I hope you had those spots checked out, don't take no chances. They looked kinda nasty. Like three orbiting black holes. Probably sucked up your hair you bald fuck-
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2019, 11:59:03 AM »
:crampe:

The same three Cum Wranglers who were perpetually under my boot...

Pffft. Flea split TCW with like two posts and I wasn't even there at the time. Made Ant and Johnny go insane. Plus this boards success.

You did shit, Fraud-
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2019, 11:58:28 PM »
Bland has his hair at least.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2019, 09:10:37 AM »
Bald is not beautiful for most men.

Freud is a poor mans Yul Brenner.
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