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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2019, 01:16:01 PM »
That sig tho. Really ?

Oh shit... there it is again!

It seems to be following every single one of my posts...  :biggrin:
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2019, 01:17:48 PM »
I don’t get it but ok
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2019, 02:03:14 PM »
That sig tho. Really ?

Self pwnage is delish, Flea.   :biglaugha:

Who is screaming for my attention?  He is... :crampe:
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2019, 02:09:01 PM »
I have sigs turned off

And for good reason.


So what are we talking about here?
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2019, 02:22:19 PM »
I have sigs turned off

And for good reason.


So what are we talking about here?

Looney latina logic...

If you tease them with a chop, apparently it's self ownage...
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2019, 02:30:17 PM »
I love when Latina and black women go absolutely bananas. The lose of self control can be so sexually stimulating.

Is it just me or do any other men get turned on as their woman is trying to stab them with a steak knife?
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2019, 02:35:08 PM »
Looney Latina logic lol. That’s a first
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2019, 02:38:26 PM »
I love when Latina and black women go absolutely bananas. The lose of self control can be so sexually stimulating.

Is it just me or do any other men get turned on as their woman is trying to stab them with a steak knife?

I had this gf years ago...didn't know more than 10 words of English and fiery-jealous as fuck...

One night she came around where I was staying and accused me of all sorts of untoward things, so I told her to leave...which just pissed her off even more and she tried slapping me repeatedly..

...so I gave her the option.. the door or the window...her eyes went huge...she went dead still...and we both burst out laughing.

We were a dozen or so floors up over an ocean ledge...

...things were sweet after that.  :borat:
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2019, 02:41:52 PM »
Looney Latina logic lol. That’s a first

 :biglaugha:
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2019, 02:57:53 PM »
I had this gf years ago...didn't know more than 10 words of English and fiery-jealous as fuck...

One night she came around where I was staying and accused me of all sorts of untoward things, so I told her to leave...which just pissed her off even more and she tried slapping me repeatedly..

...so I gave her the option.. the door or the window...her eyes went huge...she went dead still...and we both burst out laughing.

We were a dozen or so floors up over an ocean ledge...

...things were sweet after that.  :borat:
Black women come up with even better and more entertaining conspiracy theories though.

I had this black girl one time who, while sucking my cock on her knees, reaches in a cups my balls. Shortly afterwards She suddenly stops slobbering ferociously and with my balls still in hand looks up and me and tells me my balls are not hanging as low as they usually do.

Naturally, I'm in a state of complete disbelief but all too curious as to where this is going. So I say "ok and" with that what the fuck is your dysfunction look on my face

To my horror she immediately leaps back off of her knees in what can only be described as a  gravity defying breakdance maneuver and tells me "who you been fucking motherfucker".

Stunned, naturally, I respond with "no one, why do you ask"

Then she goes on to explain a theory which to this day causes me to roll with laughter. Apparently she more or less gauged the weight and hang of my balls throughout the duration of our short relationship. And then went on to construct some hang/weight median to precisely determine when my nuts were filled with semen vs when they were not.

Naturally, less semen results in less weight, less weight results in less hang, and under such circumstances the only reasonable conclusion to draw was that I had expended the semen on some other "whore"  :crazy:

I blocked her after that episode.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2019, 03:05:33 PM »
I had this black girl one time who

Ok I had to stop reading there.....
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2019, 03:08:58 PM »
Ok I had to stop reading there.....

Why? Black chicks can be good nasty in the fart sack...  :borat:
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2019, 03:19:35 PM »
Ok I had to stop reading there.....
I would imagine a person more sexually drawn to cattle would.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2019, 03:21:41 PM »
I would imagine a person more sexually drawn to cattle would.

Leave your sister out of this...
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2019, 03:24:40 PM »
I would imagine a person more sexually drawn to cattle would.

...though, in a scents, he is a herder of cats...

(But IT'S NOT HIM!!! OK?@!???...)  :biglaugha:
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #35 on: April 17, 2019, 04:37:03 PM »
...and I resent being placed on a pedestal and worshipped by women across the board (s)...

I am but a humble and introspective forum Adonis who moistens the e-panties of our resident females by merely whispering truths in their textual ears.

I blame Flea for perpetuating my grande lore to a new crop of cumin snorting Bernie Sanders wanking granny panties wearing cyber thrush hags.  >:(

Hey man, why are yUo so stupid?
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #36 on: April 17, 2019, 04:50:57 PM »
Leave your sister out of this...
I dont have a sister, cousin fucker.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #37 on: April 17, 2019, 07:17:15 PM »
It’s your animal magnetism, dude

Beastialty is Freud's forte.

Equine studs love Freud.

Because Freud is a assole gaping with a gaping asshole.








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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #38 on: April 17, 2019, 07:38:35 PM »
the OP is a faggot!!

In honor of the Adonis Amongst Us, I am going to use Madcow’s pic for the remainder of April.
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Re: I didn't ask to be the sexiest man ever of Flametown...
« Reply #39 on: April 17, 2019, 08:33:54 PM »
I love when Latina and black women go absolutely bananas. The lose of self control can be so sexually stimulating.

Is it just me or do any other men get turned on as their woman is trying to stab them with a steak knife?

In real life people are usually perturbed because I make them feel stupid, not because I lose my temper.  I used to when I was younger.  No one really seems worth it anymore.

I just remembered the last time I got pissed off at a guy I was dating. He actually pissed me the fuck off. He kept texting and texting and texting, late into the night.  My kids were teens at the time and it was a weekend and I didn't want to turn my phone off. He kept texting fucking with me.

Finally, my kids were home.  I told him to stop bugging me or I'd drive to his house in SF and fuck him up.  lololol

So, I turned off my phone and promptly fall asleep.   The fool stayed up all night ranting, then he became cajoling telling me he wanted me to please come over, yada, yada, yada...

I see these dozen or so texts he had sent me the next morning after I turned my phone back on.  I literally laughed my ass off, tears running down my face.  I was sleeping while this fool was begging to see me.

What a trip!   I've never seen him again. He still sends me messages here and there.  I ignore him.  This was over 5 years ago.  Men can be strange the minute you kick them to the curb.

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