Let’s have a look at Blurt’s illustrious resume shall we?
The ‘Man’....
: Is a homosexual transvestite
: Is in his early 60’s
: Is single
: Works a minimum wage job
: Has spent long periods of time unemployed and claiming welfare
: Regularly complains about his poverty-stricken existence online
: Owes various users on another forum money for which he’s ‘borrowed’ and never repaid
: Offers his ‘services’ counselling people whose lives are bad enough already
: Gets hysterically irate when his mental illness is brought up or the LGBT community is criticised
: E-sucks more people online than you would believe to be humanly possible in an attempt to receive future support from them if he requires it
: Is a pompous, condescending, snob who often expresses hostility towards the working class or those he doesn’t believe to be ‘educated’ like he claims to be.
: Is on first name terms with most of the staff in his local A&E department due to being admitted there so many times with foreign objects lodged up his ass
There’s plenty more to add but you get the picture.