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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2018, 12:32:57 PM »
Motherfucker.

I guess he's gotta drink a cup of tea and go to sleep  :crampe: :crampe:
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2018, 12:56:05 PM »
Did that little gay guy from Chicongo just diss my podcast  :curse: :curse: :furious: :furious:
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2018, 12:57:09 PM »
chicongo  :crampe:
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2018, 01:01:55 PM »
Jesus H Christ how much cocaine did Poofer do before that podcast.

rabbit,rabbit,rat,rat,rabbit.  Dam that fella can go on.

Pretty entertaining though.
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2018, 01:04:42 PM »
Kooch is English !!!!

Dam he sounds English.
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2018, 09:24:52 PM »
Really! Really Joo!!! Are you fucking kidding me!? At the 4:03 mark of the first part, is that you telling us what you made for dinner?!?!?!? Seriously Joo?!?! I take time out of my busy day thinking you'll say something witty, perhaps comical; but no, I get to listen to you talk about shrimp scampi!

And that fucking voice! No offense buddy, I understand you were born with it, but fucking god, you sound like Joe Pesci with his balls caught in a bear trap. No foolin! Yes, I understand that you have no control over something God gave you, I understand. But if he gave me your voice; i'd go to Atheist mass. There would be no god--for no god could be that cruel.

Another thing, do you really thinking it's safe doing a FUCKING PODCAST WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING?!?!?!?! Are you fucking stupid?! Do you hold lit firecrackers in your hands too?! I bet you're the type of guy that still goes out trick or treating dressed up as Ralph Machios talking penis.

Look dood, I'm your audience, I'm not gonna be an ass suck like 95% of these tards and tell ya you did a good job. What I'm sayin is 4:03 minutes of that podcast sucked Caskur dick. I don't give one holy fuck if the rest of that shit was pure gold, wanna know why?---Do I really? Do I really want to listen to your guests? I mean do I really? Lets see, one invited guest didn't fucking know how to tell time AND asked more than once how to convert that super really hard equation of subtracting three fucking hours!!! Additionally, with you having to actually explain to people how to chime in on a conference call step by fucking step; is another indicator whether I want to hear their vomit...Umm NO.

If you waste my time like that again, I will kill you.
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2018, 09:49:39 PM »
Oh and another thing. Why does it sound like you are constantly sucking on something? What the fuck are you doing?! Do I want to know? Are your blinds down? Do you only make these sucking sounds only when you're doing what you would call a podcast? Or do you also do this in public thus causing many "misunderstandings" with women and the police?
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2018, 12:38:22 AM »
Hey I was just kidding about the "I will kill you" part. But everything else is fact.
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2018, 01:28:21 AM »



Another thing, do you really thinking it's safe doing a FUCKING PODCAST WHEN YOU ARE

DRIVING?!?!?!?! Are you fucking stupid?! Do you hold lit firecrackers in your hands too?! I bet

you're the type of guy that still goes out trick or treating dressed up as Ralph Machios

talking penis.


It's called Bluetooth you mentally underdeveloped sloth. And we're not talking about that seldom brushed spatula protruding out of your upper gum line like a kickstand for your funny looking head either you fucking mentally meager Neanderthal. Pretty much comes standard in all modern day vehicles that don't require you to kick the dashboard every 5 minutes to keep the hamsters running you drooling spastic.

I mean, I understand that where you're from we're just now getting comfortable with modern marvels such as toilets, running water and bodywash, but c'mon, show me the shock collar therapy at your home for the mentally non-existent is having some positive influence on your thinking ability.

Surely you're not under the impression that I'm hooked up to a rotary dial system with a really long extension cord you hopelessly obtuse fuck?

Technology. you fucking dense asshole. A multi syllable word you should take interest in some time when you're not too busy trying figure out how all those nice people manage to fit inside that 24" television set which seems to entertain you for hours on end when there's no rays of sunlight in the room for you to chase with your butterfly net.

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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2018, 01:40:16 AM »
Oh and another thing. Why does it sound like you are constantly sucking on something? What the fuck are you doing?! Do I want to know? Are your blinds down? Do you only make these sucking sounds only when you're doing what you would call a podcast? Or do you also do this in public thus causing many "misunderstandings" with women and the police?
What's your angle here Flinstone, beside the 90 degree one at the top of your head? You feeling a little intellect envy because I can walk and chew bubble gum at the same time without the need to press a taser up against my forehead for a much needed jump-start every 2 minutes? 

Fish oils perhaps? To get that thinking power up to the grade, of let's say, a common imbecile?
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2018, 03:50:03 AM »
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It's called Bluetooth you mentally underdeveloped sloth. And we're not talking about that seldom brushed spatula protruding out of your upper gum line like a kickstand for your funny looking head either you fucking mentally meager Neanderthal. Pretty much comes standard in all modern day vehicles that don't require you to kick the dashboard every 5 minutes to keep the hamsters running you drooling spastic.

I mean, I understand that where you're from we're just now getting comfortable with modern marvels such as toilets, running water and bodywash, but c'mon, show me the shock collar therapy at your home for the mentally non-existent is having some positive influence on your thinking ability.

Surely you're not under the impression that I'm hooked up to a rotary dial system with a really long extension cord you hopelessly obtuse fuck?

Technology. you fucking dense asshole. A multi syllable word you should take interest in some time when you're not too busy trying figure out how all those nice people manage to fit inside that 24" television set which seems to entertain you for hours on end when there's no rays of sunlight in the room for you to chase with your butterfly net.

So the walking dead replies, "It's called Bluetooth". Hold on let me get this straight. This fucking wingnut here says it's safe doing a podcast from your car if you have "Bluetooth". Yet what dosen't Joo tell you is that he A). Actually fucking fell asleep during his own podcast. B). Doesn't know how to operate simple electronics such as any smartphone. And C). Can't or won't turn on the mic. And yet you want to do podcasts from your car, putting peoples lives in danger. What happens if you fall asleep again listening to yourself talk? What then? What if you forget how to turn the steering wheel?

So line two of your symphony of crappola, what the fuck are you talking about? Why is it "we're just now getting comfortable with modern marvels" like you know the wheel totally made us uncomfortable as fuck right? Make some sense, or did you leave your literary viagra at home with your mommy?

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but c'mon, show me the shock collar therapy at your home for the mentally non-existent is having some positive influence on your thinking ability.

So okay, I got it. You're a transformer. You just magically turn into a ghetto Spock, and ejaculate out the aforementioned statement, basically spraying everybody who reads your shit with "I am fucking stupid" semen.

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Surely you're not under the impression that I'm hooked up to a rotary dial system with a really long extension cord you hopelessly obtuse fuck?

What the fuck are you talking about?! Hey dickhead, all I said was, "why are you doing podcasts out of your car, what happens if you fall asleep?". I mean seriously, your steroid embalmed body could be a projectile if you were to get in an accident. Do you seriously want your beef jerky-like skin flying through the air and crashing through the windshield of an unsuspecting person, that you land on leaking 20+ plus years of steroid by products out your non-virgin butthole. Fucking gross.


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Technology. you fucking dense asshole. A multi syllable word you should take interest in some time when you're not too busy trying figure out how all those nice people manage to fit inside that 24" television set which seems to entertain you for hours on end when there's no rays of sunlight in the room for you to chase with your butterfly net.

Quick couple of questions here: how dense does ones asshole have to be, to be considered dense? Does Riteaid measure dense assholes? Because I think my asshole is on the lighter side of dense. Can I get a second opinion? As you being an expert at all things asshole and dense, perhaps you could enlighten me and tell me which college you graduated from with a degree in the clinical "dense asshole" program? Was there a waiting line?

Why is my fucking TV only 24"?!?! Like a 24" TV would entertain me for hours, thats like small as fuck! No wonder i'm chasing the sunlight with a butterfly net, I can't properly watch TV on a 24" screen. Sorry nope! So Joo we know you're talking out your c-cup breasts once again.
 
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2018, 04:06:45 AM »
What's your angle here Flinstone, beside the 90 degree one at the top of your head? You feeling a little intellect envy because I can walk and chew bubble gum at the same time without the need to press a taser up against my forehead for a much needed jump-start every 2 minutes? 

Fish oils perhaps? To get that thinking power up to the grade, of let's say, a common imbecile?

Can you fucking read? I will repeat the question. Why does it sound like you're sucking on something? Are you eating noodles? Are you eating fried chicken? Are you sucking the marrow from the bones? So like yeah, I ask you a simple question and I get something I have decipher with the Flintstones, and something about 90 degrees upside my head, along with some gum chewing and sadististic acts of stupidity. Wow! You used "Taser" and "Forehead". That was like really creative. Try again geek.
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2018, 05:00:25 AM »
They're saying a lot of stuff that's WRONG..


Farmer gave the forum CO to 3 people... NOT V-AGENT

Blackmuse, Flea, and Serafina (Farmer wanted TheProwler to have it too) I told Farmer to give it to Blackmuse ONLY. Blackmuse and I were frantically trying to save the flame matches and ESPECIALLY Dancing Mustards posts in the last week it stayed up and I thought he would be a GREAT owner. DM was a BRILLIANT flamer and the loss of his writings were/would have been TRAGIC at that time....


Flea and serafina couldn't do anything techi-wise serafina's OTHER HALF (the boyfriend) was the techi NOT SERAFINA


Blackmuse invited V-Agent to help and made him an Admin,


With admin powers now, V-Agent booted Serafina because she was trying to install a new skin...

then they booted flea or flea let it go but you'll have ask flea because I'm not sure what quite happened there. I think she was booted too like Serafina.

They'll do the same to her at the new forum as well. Or maybe not. Flea has Joos phone number and vise versa


The same people who trolled the other forums troll this new one and they think they have all changed.


I can tell you now, they have not. On the inside, they're rotten. Poofer's making out he is all light hearted and a good guy. He is not. The only reason he is getting on with Joo is, they're not flaming each other. And they won't cuz their little clique won't  survive.


I do trust Joo though. He had The Collesseum (sp?) that was OK but it didn't stay up long and I don't know why. ladr posted there too.

These little cliques are BS.


Poofer was trolled and now runs around butt hurt and threatening to panel abuse.


He's weak sauce.

Blackmuse let CO go because he was really pissed off with the inundation of constant whining from members.
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2018, 08:47:34 AM »
 Ahhhhhh thanks for the clarification. As I said I dont really follow all the board dramas. I was sure Serafina had it as well.
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2018, 08:52:15 AM »
I’d like to say something real quick -


Joo and I are FRIENDS. We have been for years. There has never been anything like that going one.


For any disgruntled individuals that are allowing that to fuel their rage to the point that they can’t control themselves, fuck off. I’m one of those rare bitches that can be friends with a man without wanting to fuck them. If you can’t talk shit without going after kids and families, this isn’t the forum for you. Word to the wise - you honestly don’t want that with me.
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Re: The Monday Splatter that matters
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2018, 09:59:48 AM »
They're saying a lot of stuff that's WRONG..




Interesting perspective, and pretty close to the historical record as I understood it.  Maybe a bit paranoid as to current events. 

I'b\ve been wondering when you were gonna actually post something, so thanks. 

But why the alt?

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