You seem like someone who should be peddling your it's the end of the world because I haven't bathed for weeks spam on a street corner with a dirty bible in your hand.
Now fuck off, cesspit.
There's a guy a couple miles from my home that has a Bible in one hand preaching while darting on and off the curb on a 4 lane street. He's at the corner where people make right turns constantly.
He's clearly crazy because's he dancing and preaching the word, like I said Bible in one hand and often, a replica wrestling championship belt in another.Or he's doing his dissertation on the impacts of Bible belts and Wrestling belts on a suburban Californian community.
Weird, but at least he isn't off shooting anyone. He's been doing it for 5 years. It took a couple of years, but now I'm fairly confident that he has an innate ability to avoid being run over.
