What a dull dual
Walls of text will never make up for you faceless cowardice. They're not worth skimming, much less reading.
And as Lotus pointed out, the only thing they will get are some thumbs up from the land walrus
And much, MUCH shorter responses from me.
rancidmongoloid, how good of you to visit my spring time thread once again. It is just so wonderful that we can finally catch up. Let us walk and talk shall we?
Word on the street is that you are making quite the name for yourself among your clan of fellow rock spiders .And, just recently, you have even decided to put your niche vocational abilities & years of subject matter expertise to to good use co-authoring a how to guide along with Fat Danny entitled "
cattle cunnilingus for dummies"
the definitive guide to maintaining a healthy sex life with your four legged partner.
I am delighted for you rancid. I truly am.
Personally, with your background as a filthy day laborer in a Jersey Ghetto spending nearly a decade under a tent, I would have imaged you'd be more apt to composing a step by step guide to building a dream home with several thousand Slurpee straws and 5 pounds of chewed bubblegum. But hey, that's me, This is your life and you must continue to fail in any way you see fit. And if you feel it is your calling in life to assist fellow practitioners of bestiality in their quest towards a happily ever after with their pets who am I to judge?
As always it is a pleasure to speak with you, and do give my regards to the donkeys, mules and even some of your more distant family members too.