So You Lucky Lucky People

[Blurt]

It's always a hoot listening to junkies discussing moderation.

[BEnzo]

It's always a hoot listening to junkies discussing moderation.

Sheeeit.

As so a Mod,

As so in Life.

Junkies just do-

[The Scoundrel]

Junkies

See, there's that word you don't understand again.

Was it tought at your recent Scared Straight teen seminar and you'd just thought you'd throw it into a random conversation because despite being smoked like a cheap cigar at every turn you take you've make not one salient point yet.

 

[Aryan]

It's always a hoot listening to junkies discussing moderation.

A junkie is someone drug dependant, occasional recreational use is no different to you having a few glasses of Rose with the errrrm ‘girls’ down at your local trannie bar on a Friday night.

[Aryan]

See, there's that word you don't understand again.

Was it tought at your recent Scared Straight teen seminar and you'd just thought you'd throw it into a random conversation because despite being smoked like a cheap cigar at every turn you take you've make not one salient point yet.

 

I suppose I should be flattered, if a little creeped out, because the guy’s main reason for being on here is to follow me around the board or so a good 90% of his posts would indicate.

[Oak]

They do when the supply arrives off the boat from Liverpool anyway.

Keep that Fork Lift licence up to date dude.

 

So, that's how he transports the drunk girls about town.

[Aryan]

HOnK HoNk! 

[The Scoundrel]

HOnK HoNk! 

AP. You have the makings of a good flamer.

Stop this one trick pony shit and learn from the better posters here.

You'll have fun.

 

[Blurt]

What are the makings of a good flamer?

Always wondered about that.

[The Queen Bee]

What are the makings of a good flamer?

Always wondered about that.

Smart, quick wit, funny and knows when to stfu

[AMF]

What are the makings of a good flamer?

Always wondered about that.

For the answer to this question, I never ask anonymous people on the internet who style themselves "flamers." 

No, I ask myself "Who are the best flamers I've ever read?"

My short list, in chronological order:  Tacitus, Terence, Swift, Voltaire, Twain, Bierce, Mencken, Parker, Böll, Vonnegut, Thompson, Royko

And I consider the qualities they all seem to have in common:

~ Erudition and literacy
~ Aptitude for history and social / cultural anthropology
~ Cynicism
~ Ribald sense of humor

[Aryan]

AP. You have the makings of a good flamer.

Stop this one trick pony shit and learn from the better posters here.

You'll have fun.

 

Better posters you say? You’ll have to introduce me to these seemingly non-existent entities on here, because as yet, I haven’t conversed with anyone who matches that description.

[Dovey]

Better posters you say? You’ll have to introduce me to these seemingly non-existent entities on here, because as yet, I haven’t conversed with anyone who matches that description.

Wow. That was ground breaking, totes original shit right there. Never seen that before. Not predictable at all.  Of course you havent seen anyone here worthy of your mad flamer skillz. If I had a dick I'd be jerking it right now.

[deport_liberals]

For the answer to this question, I never ask anonymous people on the internet who style themselves "flamers." 

No, I ask myself "Who are the best flamers I've ever read?"

My short list, in chronological order:  Tacitus, Terence, Swift, Voltaire, Twain, Bierce, Mencken, Parker, Böll, Vonnegut, Thompson, Royko

And I consider the qualities they all seem to have in common:

~ Erudition and literacy
~ Aptitude for history and social / cultural anthropology
~ Cynicism
~ Ribald sense of humor

Demosthenes and Cicero?

[Aryan]

Wow. That was ground breaking, totes original shit right there. Never seen that before. Not predictable at all.  Of course you havent seen anyone here worthy of your mad flamer skillz. If I had a dick I'd be jerking it right now.

‘Totes’? 

Are you Dove from BC back when RW and the land whale moderated the place?

[Dovey]

‘Totes’? 

Are you Dove from BC back when RW and the land whale moderated the place?

  The fuck are you talking about?

[Aryan]

That must be a no then, never mind. I just prefer to know who I’m conversing with is all...

[Dovey]

That must be a no then, never mind. I just prefer to know who I’m conversing with is all...

To my knowledge, I'm the one and only. I'm also a former drug addict....so there is that. No clue what BC or RW is.

[Aryan]

Blue Cashew, Real Woman...

My handle when I posted on there was SCOUSE.

[Dovey]

Blue Cashew, Real Woman...

My handle when I posted on there was SCOUSE.

Yep, that was me lol.