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1. It would sully my gene pool and elevate hers if the obese old shrew found the condom and played whack a mole with it up her Pompeii piss gutter...
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2019, 12:53:53 AM »
2. Breath of a thousand camels and breasts of a dozen paraplegic milking cows in two dome tents...
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2019, 12:58:01 AM »
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2019, 12:59:15 AM »
3. Her vaginal tract has been tagged by street artists and has chilli peppers growing out of the cracks...
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2019, 01:00:50 AM »
But, I PM'd her just in case I might be full of shit.

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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2019, 01:03:30 AM »
4. Uses her anal beads for her Rosary and hub caps for dinnerware...
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2019, 01:07:12 AM »
5.   Please please let's PM.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2019, 01:16:43 AM »
5. Has jungle nose with matching chest hair between her furry nipples down to her overgrown pelvic afro...
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2019, 07:35:19 AM »
Monkeypox did this much better for Lorrie, in 2007.

J/S.

But the comic relief is welcome anyway, after the weekend we had.

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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2019, 09:28:09 AM »
Well thank fuck for that, I shudder to think of the kind of deformed offspring you’d both bring into the world.

Freud only made it to number 5, he must have passed out after his third Babycham on the rocks...
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2019, 09:59:35 AM »
Another truck load of dead babies.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2019, 10:06:41 AM »
6, you ran out of viagra
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2019, 10:08:15 AM »
7, it was cunts turn for the penis pump today 
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2019, 07:45:51 PM »
6. Noak smells like an evacuated tuna factory ablaze down under where Frederica lurks with a bag of her penne hoping to make Roma mornay...
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2019, 07:49:24 PM »
7, it was cunts turn for the penis pump today



WHAT ??  :crampe:
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2019, 07:50:34 PM »
OMG, vCJD Boy.  Get a life.
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2019, 07:53:11 PM »
7. Her tits look like two vitiligo afflicted Grimace's in a training bra...
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2019, 08:32:52 PM »
Monkeypox did this much better for Lorrie, in 2007.

J/S.

But the comic relief is welcome anyway, after the weekend we had.
monkeypox.  Whatever happened to that degenerate douchebag
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2019, 08:34:27 PM »
7, it was cunts turn for the penis pump today
ok

That was funny  :crampe:
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Re: 10 Reasons Why I Refuse to Fuck that Tubby Tortilla Squirrel
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2019, 08:37:12 PM »
OMG, vCJD Boy.  Get a life.
whats up NotaBathing ?

How are you ?

One must say you are smelling especially foul and gruesome today
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