TV thread derailment

[Aryan]

Is it because it makes no sense in English?

You know like, bird miner?

No it’s because the animal in question resembles you in every conceivable way...

Distant cousins perhaps? 

[Aryan]

The irony is that you have just described yourself there, although you of course have that blowup male doll that you refer to as your other half. 

[Aryan]

No, I’ve posted certain tidbits about my life and you’ve distorted them in an attempt to flame me but unfortunately for you the subsequent lies and half truths you’ve conjured up have absolutely no bearing on reality.

However, it’s common knowledge that you’re a 25 stone, hideous wildebeest. Now THAT is an undeniable fact.   

[Aryan]

Do you want a few dozen blocks of cheese to go with that whine?

[Aryan]

My post was no dig at you just because I find the term hilarious. J/S

Talk about separated at birth, they say everyone has a doppelgänger and you’ve found Poark’s....

[Aryan]

Fat lamer.

You can't flame for shit. You scooter hooving motherfucker.

Right, this coming from the person who’s had several rage-fit meltdowns in the last few days. 

[Aryan]

There’s only one thing that riles you more than pointing out your weight problem and that’s reminding you that you aren’t part of the master race.

 

[Aryan]

Doesn't rile me at all.

All I have to do is read what you post and I feel great about myself.

Just don’t look in the mirror because that feeling will soon fade.

[Aryan]

Sure, because that’s normal behaviour.   

[Aryan]

No shit, so if you do those things why do you often empty your bowels on the sidewalk? Just because the homeless in your neighbourhood do it doesn’t mean that you should.

[Aryan]

Uhm, you're the one admitting it's crazy to be hygienic.  Pehaps you should rethink your "stupid".

No, I said what you accused me of isn’t normal behaviour.

Is English your first language?   

[Aryan]

What did I accuse you of?   You accused me of shitting on the street.

So you don’t?   

[Aryan]

I am American as they come, fool.

Your morbid obesity would certainly suggest so.

[Aryan]

Poarkahontas running wild again....

Shall I fetch the tranquilliser gun?

[Aryan]

You're a third world ape that is only good for flinging feces, not quite realizing he's literally holding shit in his hands.

This coming from the slob who regularly shits on the sidewalk on the way to her office cleaner job. 

[Aryan]

And hey Blurt, aren't family members supposed to be out of bounds?


When I mentioned my wife was cooking, that wasn't a cue for you to offend her


You're lucky I'm not like the telltale hog who was grunting about it yesterday


And the swine still liked your post


LOL

Poarkahontas has a tendency of liking every single negative post which is aimed at a user who has made her butthurt at some point. It’s truly some juvenile playground type shit.....

[Aryan]

If you wanna a fucking job just let me know.


It's harvest time and we can always use another nigger.

I wouldn’t recommend it, he’d end up stealing your wife’s makeup.

[Aryan]

Poark likes it in California because she can ‘go potty’ in the street and nobody bats an eyelid.