TV thread derailment

[Lemon]

It seems like someone has seen Poarka for what Poarka really is 

Pipe down, Archie.

[Lemon]

Looking good, Bone!

[Lemon]

Shitting on the street is a California tradition these days. Embrace your reality.

Someone in Brazil posted this^^^

[Lemon]

And? Fagfornia is quickly becoming another shithole like Brazoo, saggy tits


It's not news or a secret anymore.

Proof of saggy?  I’ll wait.

[Lemon]

Alright. Iif family is now out of bounds, so be it.




I didn't get that particular memo and since the land walrus was talking a mountain of shit about my wife the other day, I thought it was all game.

I think of your coffee bean slaves as your family and I won’t troll them anymore.

[Lemon]

That's ok, I know your saggy tits aren't people either.

No, they are personalities with names, and I would let them talk to you but they’re too far down on the floor to haul up here right now.   

[Lemon]

I know, they're far too posh for your tribe

His tribe tied him up and tickled his feet until he agreed to living wages.  They wanted to have a standard of living again. He’s been ranting here about gypsies, tramps and Libs ever since.

[Lemon]

Stop this talk of tying up. That's how your saggy tits became that way to begin with.

How would you know?  Quit fapping at the thought. 

[Lemon]

You're not supposed to troll family members, you dumbshit.


And I got the reference very well.


And you know what? She doesn't need to, but if she did, she would do hard work on the farm.


You know why? Because she's a not lazy useless fuck like you, who thinks honest labor is something to be ashamed of.


Get the fuck out of the Internet, pompous dweeb.

You’re the pompous azz, dude.  You are pomping if you’re not pimping or pooping.

And don’t bring your family members into discussions here!  Don’t you know any better?
Can she bake a cherry pie?

[Lemon]

I can mention my family members. And people are supposed to leave them alone


Now fuck off


And yeah she can cook pretty much anything.

My mom’s wife says you can fuck off. 

[Lemon]

wake me when you two discover cyber 

His cyber weenis has a promise ring on it for 0ak. 

[Lemon]

Ewww.  He's gross, you know, right?

I try to talk some sense into him.  He really needs my lesbian moms to smack him.

[Lemon]

Ewwwwe.  This is the least sexy tread on the dickterdwebz.com

I refer you all the mean girls Manuel circunt@deflea.com

I refuse to be mean! 

[Lemon]

Shut your dirty hooker dSL mouth, Limoné

^^^Flirt

[Lemon]

Tease


Lemon, seriously.... prude?  Online?  Honey, TwAt are you afraid of?

Not prude... PRUNE!  We’re pruning bushes in the shoutbox.  Twap is not involved, but it makes an old man wish for his younger daze.

[Lemon]

Lemon,

You pull the least $ and you have the biggest joolians.  WTF?   Don’t make me do something...



That I’ll be so turned on by that I can’t contain myself

Huh?  I’m an heiress... unless my stepmother takes all.  If so, Melons, Lemon and Levon will resume dance careers. 
I turn on everyone.  Just go with your flow.