Too much Bible Thumping going on in these parts

[Dovey]

I think you may be the one flipping your shit.

Paranoid much?

 How am I flipping out?

 It's hilarious. You legit went into a thread and freaked out because people were discussing the bible. 

 And started a thread to bitch about it.

 And no one even involved you.

 Projection, much? 

[Moonpie]

So no discussions on the Bible in the threads?

[Lemon]

Thank you, Jesus, for making me a lapsed Catholic who scrolls past all the e-sermons!   

[Phester0boyle]

Thank you, Jesus, for making me a lapsed Catholic who scrolls past all the e-sermons!   

That pic is blastfeemus! 

[Oliver Clotheshoffe]

“You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.” (Ezekiel 16:17)


Golden dildos - kinky!

[Dovey]

“You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.” (Ezekiel 16:17)


Golden dildos - kinky!

 The bible has some crazy intense accounts.

 Like King David, obtaining 200 philistine foreskins so he could marry Sauls daughter.

 I mean how do you get 200 foreskins? It would be so tedious, and smelly. Did Saul count them?

 So many questions....ill ask Yeshua when i finally shuffle off my mortal coil 

[Oak]

I think you may be the one flipping your shit.

Paranoid much?

It's you.  You tell her, and others, if you don't like abortion, don't have one.

If you don't like religious threads, don't read them.

How about some consistency?

[Lemon]

“You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.” (Ezekiel 16:17)


Golden dildos - kinky!

My ovary was stolen a few years back.  How many golden eggs were in there?!?  God only knows how many kids I have!   

[LotusBud]

It's you.  You tell her, and others, if you don't like abortion, don't have one.

If you don't like religious threads, don't read them.

How about some consistency?

Why, I see your point!  Not complaining about all the witnessing on a troll board IS comparable to not fighting to outlaw abortion.   I mean, your logic is impeccable, as usual.

[LotusBud]

Why don't you guys start a bible thumper troll board?  You could have a lot of fun there.

[Biggie Smiles]

Hi Lotus

You seem especially pleasant tonight 

[Oak]

Why, I see your point!  Not complaining about all the witnessing on a troll board IS comparable to not fighting to outlaw abortion.   I mean, your logic is impeccable, as usual.

Well, that wasn't the logic.  If you have a problem with religion because of your background, that's your problem. 

[Murdock]

My ovary was stolen a few years back.  How many golden eggs were in there?!?  God only knows how many kids I have!   

Did they sell it on the black market?

[Lemon]

Did they sell it on the black market?

The surgeon did, no doubt. 

[Murdock]

The surgeon did, no doubt.

I bet he got a fortune for those golden eggs...

[Dovey]

 Scrotus is still logging on, coming directly to this thread, and bitching about other posters having a convo about the bible.

 And absolutely no one was "witnessing" 

 Seriously Lotus are you demon possessed or something? 

 Show up in a thread and sees the bible bible being discussed, starts a thread and throws a fit for days 

[Cranky Bastard]

Scotus is still logging on, coming directly to this thread, and bitching about other posters having a convo about the bible.

 

Not Scotus, SCROTUS. The wet, sweaty kind with the smell of damp cardboard.

[Moonpie]

Not Scotus, SCROTUS. The wet, sweaty kind with the smell of damp cardboard.

Cranky!!!

[Rennel_Feldswipe]

 

[Dovey]

Not Scotus, SCROTUS. The wet, sweaty kind with the smell of damp cardboard.

 Aye. Fixed, good sir