Thuglife and Martini called the fuck out at BC.

[Biggie Smiles]

How cute.  BEnzo is trying to be relevant 

[Biggie Smiles]

Does BEnzo get any respect anywhere ?

[Biggie Smiles]

Everyone keeps saying that 

[Biggie Smiles]

They won't jump in the big pool until their arm floaties come in from Amazon.


Maybe I should rig the registration process to allow them to hold hands while they enter their information


Podcast?

[Biggie Smiles]

I believe they will register eventually. This is a cool place.

Me do a podcast? With my fobby Engrishee.

We do conference calls around here and all.

last one was a hoot.

I'm trying to get all the girls who are currently fighting on a conference call. Can you imagine? The hysterics? 

Ah ... the stories we could tell you. Hoor Wars, the Rancid effect, The BEnzo gay gang...... and the list goes on and on.


I'll do a podcast. hang on.

[Biggie Smiles]

I don't know the stories yet. I'm sure I will sooner rather than later.

Which one would you like to read first?

Most of the girls around here will tell you Hoor Wars is the most entertaining

But rancid freaking the fuck out on random women he thought were me was quite hysterical as well

[Biggie Smiles]

Tell me all about Hoor Wars and don't leave out a single detail.

Ok. Let's start with a video I made about it several years ago. Then, later tonight, I will compose the complete story.

Give you a reason to login again    But basically I was caught in the middle of one of those most epic female battles ever witnessed. It was like World War 14 on the internet. I stumbled upon this plague of internet venom while I was trolling a site dedicated to women who have been cheated on by their spouses.

More on that later.

[Biggie Smiles]

He is paranoid.  Did he meltdown on some chick or something accusing her of being you?

Inquiring minds wanna know.   

Yes he did. A massive nuclear melty in fact 

[Biggie Smiles]

But why woud he think that?  And why would he care so badly?

Well..... 

A long time ago on a forum far far away was this really cool girl who was really close friends with this awesome mega dude. Mega dude had an arch enemy who was consumed with jealousy over his amazing appeal and overall charm. So jealous dude begins talking quite regularly with cool girl and then announces to the boards that he has stolen Mega dude's girl. Mega dude doesn't respond in the manner jealous dude thought he would so jealous dude goes into a fit of paranoid rage and assumes that Mega dude is really cool girl pumping him for information.

Jealous dude made a complete tit of himself over that and has yet to live this down to this very day.


Is that right Mega dude? Respond whenever the powergrid comes back online  

[Biggie Smiles]

I’m a legend 

Unless this is something else...my memory of this stuff is flat it seems.

indeed you are. Poor rancy had one of tbe most entertaining melts evah 

[Biggie Smiles]

It was so sad... there he was with this beautiful woman in his inbox... and he trolled himself in not thinking this beautiful woman had a big hairy set

poor guy.  The shit I put him through