Right Poofer you prancing cunt

[The Scoundrel]

That emoji is a Scoundrel copyright.

You now owe me $10








Or a blowy?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Blowy like a bag....

 Or your penis in my mouth?

Maybe it's a Trans Atlantic thing but a bitch being told to give a blowy opens wide round here.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I just snorted up my coffee 

 I should tell you about BlowJob Jenny. This hardcore street junkie i knew when i was using. Everyone knew her as Blowjob Jenny

 She would offer to go down FOR THE COTTON 

We call em TO Tarts.

Would you care to share on just how low you went to get a hit in your heyday?

I won't tell.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Well, i sold my car for 200 bucks and two grams.

 Then i used to 200 bucks to buy 4 more grams 

I always thought gear was more expensive in America?

Shows what watching TV gets ya..

 

[The Scoundrel]

It honestly depends on the plug.

 If they think they have a chance at banging you, its all discounted BUT you need to never....ever find yourself alone with them.

 So....how much dick have you sucked? 

I'm a Scouser. It's straight off the boat with no scary fuckers between me and the stash.

It's been a good thing and a bad thing but it's made me a lot of cash so I shouldn't complain.

People may think that making money out of other people's misery is cruel but I came up from the bottom. I've been that fucked up dude. Then I chose to be a businessman and run legit alongside slightly dodgier operations.

I choose my high a lot more carefully now.

That one bites you in the ass.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Detroit is a scary place to be a female smack head.

 Seriously.

 I got out of it with no serious damaged, alot of others have not been so lucky

Shit would be cool if it wasn't for Niggers.

Fuckin burn the black bastards.

 

[The Scoundrel]

that's gonna be a big number

I'm gonna take Dovey's ability to modify posts if she keeps adding shit after you've posted back.

If only she had a dick of her own she could STFU for a second and stop bleating on like a crack whore.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Got any references for me?

 

I recommend a mirror, Vaseline and a Ski Mask for your rape fantasies.

Does that help?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Yeeeessss.....

 But you forgot the duct tape and the Collective. 

Ima gonna stop talking to you about 7 of 9 if you bring it up in here.

 

[The Scoundrel]

That StarTrek dude has to be teh ghey.

I don't know of a man that wouldn't rape that shit makig sure to go ATM.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Why yes, Seven, i would like to copulate 

Bitch woulda got it as she walked in. Bent over and abused at my leisure for a few days.

Then...............

 

[The Scoundrel]

I would much prefer her to do the abusing

 I like the way she gives orders 

She ain't assimilating my manhood.

She'd have to be my bitch.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Well i have no manhood and i wanna be dominated, so....

 She can assimilate me over and over and over   

You change sexes with remarkable ease.

Are we once again in the prescence of Tim Curry's genetically modified cousin?

I do hope so.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I'm just a little gay sometimes 

OK. You're a chick. No bloke would post that.



Maybe Looney? Where is that twat?

 

[The Scoundrel]

you fucking doofus   

That's not very nice.

It's late in the UK but buckle up.

It's a bumpy ride.

 

[The Scoundrel]

I'm looking forward to it 

It looks just like a Telefunken U47.