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Call Someone A Cunt Week
« on: June 09, 2019, 07:43:40 PM »
Let your minds be free and fly my little packages of damaged goods.

Chit chat in that pissant Girly section or talk bollocks about politics in that forum.

If you're in the BG you're a cunt.

I think you're all fuckin hairy ass cunts from 70's porn movies but then again I remember that I am also a cunt.

So pick quick and pick sure. Who's the sleaziest gash here?

When I awake In the morning I expect menstruation flowing in this thread.

So get at it.

Cunts.

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Re: Call Someone A Cunt Week
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2019, 08:58:53 AM »
Ewww....no clue why you want menstrual flow in this thread

 But I googled it for ya.

 Here ya go, you degenerate fucker.  Ya CUNT.

Well thank you for the effort of taking a pic of your bathroom floor Dovey but you seemed to have misunderstood.

If, indeed the request was for a physical menstrual flow then you miss by a mile.

As a middle aged man with, shall we say, a colourful history I've seen used sanitary ware numerous times. I've wiped it off the walls, washed it off my face, my dick and even my toes dependent on how kinky it got. I've thrown away expensive bedding due to immovable stains etc. I've seen it run down a girls leg and dripping from various body parts yet. Like the Orinoco Flow the actual sight of said 'flow' eludes me.

But as you are aware and because you're a total cunt the wording was rhetorical. You should have picked up that disgusting rag and twatted Flea across her sloped forehead.

Do better next time.

I'm expecting much more from my merry band of degenerates.

But meanwhile.

I think if this is the direction this place is going, it needs somebody with a little more, shall I say, diversity to moderate.

I nominate myself for the gig.

A vote of no confidence for Scoundrel.

Poofer. Really man?

Is your panelitis so bad that you crave a modship at every forum you deride yet are happy to sell yourself out to in your quest for social media status?

A matter of a few short weeks ago you were screaming like a toddler on acid at every staff member here and ranting about the worthlessness of the entire forum. In particular you attacked Flea, Joo and Peaches. Were you lying then or are you lying now? It has to be one or the other.

That you have talent is not an issue. That's why I invited you here. But you're not fit to Mod my bathroom FFS.

You're history is that you fuck up everything you try to do. You mainly no-show in matches which is one of the biggest Flametowne killers. You send broken, overpriced merchendise when someone is good enough to spend cash with you. Has Vit got his new mug yet by the way? I somewhat doubt it.

If you were to be given a panel in the BG (which only Flea can grant) I would lay odds that you would begin in a frenzied manner, Piss a few people off and then fuck off to pastures new leaving a shitstorm in your wake. Then would begin yet another series of spam anti SG and rinse repeat.

You say you want to change the game? Well look in a mirror and stop acting like a cunt you cunt. Your actions will not bring new people to play, it will just make others lose interest. You have a fuckin cheek calling Twat a forum killer when you kill off everything worthwhile faster than you log into Mr Pickles account.

Jog on. Do your podcasts. Happily moderate your board and keep your snide remarks to yourself.

In my opinion you're not fit to moderate your own personal hygiene and as you will be fully aware. The Scoundrel is very rarely wrong.

Cunt

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Re: Call Someone A Cunt Week
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2019, 09:05:41 AM »
I think Martini and Scoundral should just fuck and get it over with.

 The tension is killing me.  :dizzy:

Just open one of those veins you've abused for years and die fuckin slowly then.

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Re: Call Someone A Cunt Week
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2019, 10:55:31 AM »
you dont OPEN the vein, you maniac  :crampe: :crampe:

Of course you do. Always slice upwards and lay in a warm bath. I've been told it's a nice way to go if you're already spannered.

Your choice though. You could always cut sideways for the pity points. It depends how much of a cunt you are.

Scoundrel is making it sound as though calling someone a cunt is a bad thing.

Scuntrel hisself is a right proper cunt. All moist and aromatic and chockful o' flavor.


Indeed Hurdy Gurdy. The point I'm making is that if you are here and play the game you will almost certainly have cuntish qualities.

Yours are very feminine with a hint of Jasmine combined with dirty clothes and a need to shower.

You could of course remedy some of that with the aid of soap and water but your stench would suggest you have an aversion.

Stanky cunt

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Re: Call Someone A Cunt Week
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2019, 11:16:14 AM »
Golly that is a nasty photo. Naturally a cunt delivers warmth and depth as it should.

That was a 2 day wear by the Dovester and she did it all for me.

With her cunt.

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Re: Call Someone A Cunt Week
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2019, 12:18:03 PM »
And ONLY for you.

 Fucking cunt.

  :biglaugha:

When I send you pics that are only for you I pm you.

Fuckin stupid cunt.

Just can't get the staff nowadays.

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Re: Call Someone A Cunt Week
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2019, 12:33:01 PM »
Sometimes i like an audience  :dontknow:

Have you noticed how Poofer never addresses you nor attempts to flame you?

I remember being 7 and pulling a girls pigtails.

Only sayin ya know.............................................Cunt.

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Re: Call Someone A Cunt Week
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2019, 12:58:35 PM »
He used to.

 I tried   :biglaugha:


You didn't tell the cunt your rape fantasies did you? Freddy woulda had a boner from Chicago to Detroit no doubt.

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Re: Call Someone A Cunt Week
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2019, 04:55:37 PM »
I kinda feel like a night with Martini would end with me drunk, tied up with a stripper between my legs. 

 And him podcasting it  :biglaugha:

Shit. You got me. I can't disagree with one word ya bitch.

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Re: Call Someone A Cunt Week
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2019, 06:42:28 PM »
Truth.  :biglaugha:

Mind you. Even Poof wouln't fuck below a 3 and the ravage of years has left you at a teetering two.

You shoulda taken more care. That photo of you at 16 already had 'Walking Blowjob' written in a dozen semen stained signatures on it.

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Re: Call Someone A Cunt Week
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2019, 08:37:08 PM »
every single day they hand money to the spouse so she can go out and turn tricks,

That's mighty fine logic there Bloatus Pud. So when a woman handles the books you pay somebody to go and earn money?

Do you do your own tax returns by any chance? It would only take a few moronic women like you to make one slightly bent Tax Officer a fantastic yearly bonus. Jeez. The guy (and it will be a guy) probably has a Cayman Island bank account password Dumbslutsxtras1. A timeshare in Barbados and a big, fuck off Monster Truck reg Lolatu69.

Now that we've established you as one of the high flying (for instructions on getting high ask that seeping gash Dovey) female intelligensia can you crack the code?

Do women want equality or men to act like gentlemen? When push comes to shove would you expect your man to protect you? Do you enjoy the benefits of being female? Having doors held open for you, dates footing the bill etc etc etc. Is it ok for a woman to hit a man under any circumstances?

Don't let the answers interrupt you from doing something important like ironing your mans shirt so he'll stand more chance of attracting a little strange at the office he grafts in for 60 hours a week to pay for your home shopping channel addiction. Now that the wedding photos are distant memories and you're too fat to get out of the front door you can't blame your man for fucking the 15 year old babysitter can you? But you will in the divorce proceedings when you grab 75% of his earnings so you can get a gym membership for 6 months in an attempt to make your plug ugly ass attractive enough to grab the next half blind moron with a boner to fleece.

At least you have equality and a big stack of batteries right?

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Re: Call Someone A Cunt Week
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2019, 10:05:24 AM »
No, dear.  Dumb dick heads who marry little girls[girl/boys] can be convinced to give out their money,

All women are thieves......Check

See, she takes the money, because she needs it to buy something for herself, right?  So she goes and turns tricks,

All women are whores.........Check


Burn, right?

It must indeed burn to be female as it would appear they are all thieving whores.

I thought you were in here claiming some sort of equality with males but here you are denouncing the sisterhood and stating that a womans main means of income should be prostitution and theft.

I have a feeling that won't make you popular with the other ladies on the board. In fact, I'd be pretty pissed at you if I were them.

The niceset thing I can think of to describe you would be 'sellout'  but I have a feeling labelling your entire gender as dishonest will get you a lot more shit from the women here who do rank themselves as equals than I can be assed to dish out.

What a nice easy way to flame.


Call Someone A Cunt Week

You're a cunt week

Daytime drinking Fred.

Bad show.

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Re: Call Someone A Cunt Week
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2019, 07:16:05 PM »
Nowhere in my post did I say ALL women do this, nor did I say all men act like you. 

But you did say.

See, she takes the money, because she needs it to buy something for herself, right?  So she goes and turns tricks, puts the money from the sex work in her secret bank account that our fat old fuck (you) knows nothing about, and then brings home the trinket she bought with his money.  The trinket she spent the better part of a day/night "shopping around" for.

Burn, right?

Suggesting that stealing and lying are commonplace and reasonable actions. You boast of women getting possesions by using sex as a weapon and nowhere do you state that actions like that are anything less than a womans right as the man is lonely and willing to pay for company.

That you attribute any of the male side of this toward a poster who is known to be a quite contented family man and has been for some years now just makes it more and more obvious that if you had the looks and weren't like a fat fuckin Picasso with your features at obtuse angles on a solid ball of fat containing the micro brain which allows you to so readily ridicule yourself on a public forum then you would happily fleece a lonely individual and prostitute yourself on the side to gain property by deception.

It makes you look like a very worthless individual.

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Re: Call Someone A Cunt Week
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2019, 12:34:34 PM »
Is it too late to call youse cunts a pack of cunts?

Not at all.

You can say anything you want from the Southern Hemisphere.

By default it's of little to no importance.


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