Author Topic: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread  (Read 1253 times)

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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #40 on: June 10, 2019, 04:53:38 PM »
3rd Worlder No Okie is so poor that he carbonates his own beer piss with a Sodastream for his rubbing alcohol boilermakers...
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #41 on: June 10, 2019, 04:53:56 PM »
...while throttling your banana into bread.

Well better the bread or banana that would starve us all.

Deep fried preferably.
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #42 on: June 10, 2019, 05:03:51 PM »
Stop being so fucking senstive.

 :popcorn:

As part of the new regime staff have been issued a spam meter.

It flickered.

And get off my popcorn your thieving fuckin junkie slag.

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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #43 on: June 10, 2019, 05:30:03 PM »

That boring nigga gots dick, balls and cum on the brain 24/7

 It's all that cock he gets slapped with.

As part of the new regime staff have been issued a spam meter.

It flickered.

And get off my popcorn your thieving fuckin junkie slag.

 :popcorn:

 Rape me, bitch.

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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #44 on: June 10, 2019, 06:04:48 PM »
Rape me, bitch.

You're not worth the psysical effort.

PM me your address and I'll send you a jizz filled condom.

You can use a fuckin turkey baster and rape yourself.

Use a very big one for maximum effect and do it when you're bone dry and with gusto.

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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #45 on: June 10, 2019, 06:09:05 PM »
You're not worth the psysical effort.

PM me your address and I'll send you a jizz filled condom.

You can use a fuckin turkey baster and rape yourself.

Use a very big one for maximum effect and do it when you're bone dry and with gusto.

 :popcorn:

 Okay, I got nothing  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:
 
 But.....

 :popcorn:

 
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #46 on: June 10, 2019, 06:12:13 PM »
Reaper fronts like he's hard but secretly attends renaissance fairs where he role plays a mincing bard with a ukulele who only sings songs featuring of the power of a true and noble heart; think Tiny Tim in leotards and a feathered cap.
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2019, 06:15:12 PM »
 Everyone knows Reaper carries a man purse and has his name on his underwear.

 We have seen the pictures  :biglaugha:
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #48 on: June 10, 2019, 06:24:02 PM »
:popcorn:

That's about $50 in copyright fees by Friday or I hack your lappy and release cam footage of your stumpy, needle raped feet shivering as you rattle your back out and the cold sweats seeping through your filthy sheets.

I'll leave the choppers to add animal carcuses to your appendages for fuller effect.

That's a whole gram you owe me.

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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #49 on: June 10, 2019, 06:25:24 PM »
Vits posts are as irregular as Fleas crumbling menstrual cycle.
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #50 on: June 10, 2019, 06:38:49 PM »
Reaper fronts like he's hard but secretly attends renaissance fairs where he role plays a mincing bard with a ukulele who only sings songs featuring of the power of a true and noble heart; think Tiny Tim in leotards and a feathered cap.


Vitriol knows all about leotards :lol:
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #51 on: June 10, 2019, 07:10:10 PM »
Vits posts are as irregular as Fleas crumbling menstrual cycle.

Irregular, irreverent, irrepressible, irreplaceable, and several other words that start with ir-.
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #52 on: June 10, 2019, 11:19:24 PM »
I've just slapped BenZo around at Blue Cashew to the point I fell sorry for him.

Listen little buddy: 1) Do you still live with your parents like Pickles said? 2) Did caskur net-dead you for a year or not? (She did. Lucky for him it was only a year, Pickles still hasn't come to light in what, 4 years? Lol)

Don't feel sorry for me, feel sorry for your own irrelevancy.
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #53 on: June 11, 2019, 12:24:45 AM »
Irregular, irreverent, irrepressible, irreplaceable, and several other words that start with ir-.

See what happened? You inspired BEnzover to use an ir word...

...like a kitten kissing gorilla with a speak n spell...
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #54 on: June 11, 2019, 12:42:10 AM »
Listen little buddy: 1) Do you still live with your parents like Pickles said? 2) Did caskur net-dead you for a year or not? (She did. Lucky for him it was only a year, Pickles still hasn't come to light in what, 4 years? Lol)

Don't feel sorry for me, feel sorry for your own irrelevancy.
And here it is!!

You sure AF knew DumZo was gonna run into this thread for new material. :crampe:

Now, for all you wannabe trolls here, this is the most basic instance of "baiting".

Find someone with a really low IQ, such as DumZo here, and have fun with it. You too can have internet puppets, such as me, if you put just a little effort into creating a half way decent troll.

Now, watch me ruin his driveway yet again..

1. Huh? Pickles also outted my pic, said I mowed lawns for a living, sold fruit by the highway, posted pics of a fat guy and said it was me, made Comics where I was drawn as a fat guy with glasses and a comb over, posted at FC I was married to a Muslim who made me wear a burka, etc,etc,etc.

It's flaming, you mental introvert.

As for " net-dead" I seem to recall I left FT around Xmas time. Was I net-dead then, too? Net dead means your gone. I'm still here. Fuck Caskur. She was the idiot who used PI only because Dra1n was worried he would get in trouble so he found a Patsy to do it.

Oh wait, should I let the cat finally out the bag about the whole "poofer PI smear" troll and what I know? Or should I just make a podcast about it?

As for Pickles being net-dead, how do you know for certain he isn't already here?

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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #55 on: June 11, 2019, 10:25:05 AM »
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #56 on: June 11, 2019, 12:45:19 PM »
See what happened? You inspired BEnzover

Bonzo isn't capable of inspiration.
He aspires to mimicry though what he's best at is simple regurgitation and he even manages to fuck that up a lot.
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #57 on: June 11, 2019, 01:06:52 PM »
Reaper fronts like he's hard but secretly attends renaissance fairs where he role plays a mincing bard with a ukulele who only sings songs featuring of the power of a true and noble heart; think Tiny Tim in leotards and a feathered cap.

Oh the irony.An internet pretend knight who waves his plastic sword at all the boys trying to catch there attention.Go wave your little plastic sword at a faggot like Freud cause I don't roll that way.Or Borescape,he's been missing you for some strange reason.He even made a thread pleading for your return  :Doh2:.As for me I didn't even noticed you left.You should go awol again,I'm pretty sure I won't notice that either  :laughinatu:
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #58 on: June 11, 2019, 01:35:41 PM »
 I dont see anything wrong with being a mental introvert.

 Lets face it, it we were truly extroverts.....we would NOT be here  :biglaugha:
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Re: The "lets help BenZo flame" thread
« Reply #59 on: June 11, 2019, 02:03:17 PM »
 BLANDSCAPE PUTS HIS SAGGY NUTZ IN A TUBE SOCK AND PAYS NO OKIE TO SLAP THEM BACK AND FORTH LIKE ONE OF THOSE NEWTONS CRADLES BEFORE THEY HAVE HOT HOMOLOVE TOGETHER WHILE YELLING AARON.

I saw it.

 :popcorn:
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