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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2019, 02:10:53 AM »
  :crampe:

 Did I ever tell you about the time back when I worked in NOLA, I had these new shoes that didnt strap around the ankle...

 I was VERY good at pole tricks....

 And I went upside down, with my feet above my head and the shoe slipped off, nailed me in the forehead and I almost fell off the pole entirely...from the top  :biglaugha:

 I eased down all sexy, like a warroir....but left early because I had a HUGE goose egg  :biglaugha:

Do you ever shut up about yourself?
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2019, 04:27:14 AM »
The BG Regs were my creation.

It's time to get rid of the dead weight and put the worthy into the core.

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In-
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Lotus
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Murdoch

Joo, make this so.

Fraud doesn't need the BG flames, he's on another level.

Actually, we need a new AV- BG God

First member-

Fraud


You've thrown out 2 men and added 4 girls

Are you trying to get e-layed?


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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2019, 04:57:42 AM »
Hey Fox, you meet Blurt yet?

LOL in advance-

No, he hasn't.

He's too busy these days watching In Search of Benzo's Brain. On TLC, of all places.
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2019, 05:41:24 AM »
  :crampe:

 Did I ever tell you about the time back when I worked in NOLA, I had these new shoes that didnt strap around the ankle...

 I was VERY good at pole tricks....

 And I went upside down, with my feet above my head and the shoe slipped off, nailed me in the forehead and I almost fell off the pole entirely...from the top  :biglaugha:

 I eased down all sexy, like a warroir....but left early because I had a HUGE goose egg  :biglaugha:

Apparently...these things are common...

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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2019, 11:07:43 AM »
No, he hasn't.

He's too busy these days watching In Search of Benzo's Brain. On TLC, of all places.

You on the hunt for forum cawk again tulip? That appetite of yours for male ass is insatiable...
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2019, 11:15:21 AM »
Apparently...these things are common...


 YES! lol.

 That move where you see the dancer grab the pole, flip her legs over her face?

 That was where the shoe dropped......literally  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:

 I always had bruises on my thighs, ankles, and rib cage. I had a burn on my rib cage from doing the trick you see the second girl doing. But i was a brick shithouse.  :thumbup2:

 
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2019, 12:03:11 PM »
I get so many questions about bartending, Dovey needs to make a thread about pole dancing.

It is an art forum, and I'm sure she has plenty of stories....
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2019, 02:47:43 PM »
Quote
Things used to get really sexy when the dancers started dancing for eachother, more than the customers. 

That's always good.  Some of my better moments in strip clubs had that going on.
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2019, 02:49:47 PM »
....My post is gone?  The fuck?  :crazy:
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2019, 02:53:14 PM »
....My post is gone?  The fuck?  :crazy:

Somebody split it away while I was replying to it.  When I went to post, there was a NULL statement in place of the usual quote info, and I had to jury rig it.

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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2019, 02:56:19 PM »
Somebody split it away while I was replying to it.  When I went to post, there was a NULL statement in place of the usual quote info, and I had to jury rig it.
Got it  :thumbup2:
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2019, 01:32:43 PM »
You on the hunt for forum cawk again tulip? That appetite of yours for male ass is insatiable...

Don't know, turnip. You tell me.

After all, you reference cock and male ass in over half your posts.

Just go ahead and get some, Pink Skin. It'll ease the tension, I'm sure.
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2019, 01:33:39 PM »
Blurt for BG reg.  :biglaugha:
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2019, 01:51:42 PM »
This reminds me of the time I got schwasted and decided to send chuck a no~no shot... but the camera was at the top of my iMac... not thinking clearly, I decided it would be a good idea to climb up onto the desk and mount the computer screen... which would have worked had I NOT been born blonde...

I fell off the desk on my head
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2019, 02:50:29 PM »
Blurt for BG reg.  :biglaugha:

Blurt is completely bad ass, but often just barely over the head of his target.  Everybody sees the flame except the target, who just smells scorched hair and wonders where the fire is.   :happy117:

I dunno if Blurt likes "clubs" or "teams" though.
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2019, 02:53:25 PM »
Blurt is completely bad ass, but often just barely over the head of his target.  Everybody sees the flame except the target, who just smells scorched hair and wonders where the fire is.   :happy117:

I dunno if Blurt likes "clubs" or "teams" though.

 I like the presentation.  Screen name like "Blurt", but an avi of a woman going "shhhh"

   :biglaugha:
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2019, 03:32:34 PM »
The BG Regs were my creation.

It's time to get rid of the dead weight and put the worthy into the core.

Out-
Kooch
Aryan Nation

In-
Dovey
Lotus
Oak
Murdoch

Joo, make this so.

Fraud doesn't need the BG flames, he's on another level.

Actually, we need a new AV- BG God

First member-

Fraud

Jesus fucking Christ finally.

lulz

EDIT: Wait, what, it was just Poofer talking shit? God damn it.
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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2019, 07:01:35 PM »
Don't know, turnip. You tell me.

After all, you reference cock and male ass in over half your posts.

Maybe I do that because I consider faggots to be among the lowest forms of life on the planet?  :dontknow:

Regardless, I don’t dress in women’s clothes, promote LGBT rights or ponder having gender reassignment surgery. 

You’re in good company on here though, there’s plenty of borderline shirt-lifters and dumb fuck faghags who are sympathetic towards your plight.  :biglaugha:

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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #38 on: June 13, 2019, 07:03:49 PM »
We also need the old BH fag garters av.

Members who should get the garters;

Aryan Nation
BenZo

We should implement this. Make these clowns flame to get them off.

Joo, (claps hands) make this so.


Ask nicely and I'll give you the fag gif, I made for BH. 


Maybe I do that because I consider faggots to be among the lowest forms of life on the planet?  :dontknow:

Regardless, I don’t dress in women’s clothes, promote LGBT rights or ponder having gender reassignment surgery. 

You’re in good company on here though, there’s plenty of borderline shirt-lifters and dumb fuck faghags who are sympathetic towards your plight.  :biglaugha:


Fuck it, slap it on this Aryan clown.
 




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Re: Updating the BG Regs
« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2019, 07:05:07 PM »
Blurt is completely bad ass, but often just barely over the head of his target.  Everybody sees the flame except the target, who just smells scorched hair and wonders where the fire is.   :happy117:

I dunno if Blurt likes "clubs" or "teams" though.

Do you need any extra oxygen? It must be difficult for you to breathe up there in the tranny’s rectal cavity.
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