Updating the BG Regs

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Hey Fox, you meet Blurt yet?

LOL in advance-

No, he hasn't.

He's too busy these days watching In Search of Benzo's Brain. On TLC, of all places.

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You on the hunt for forum cawk again tulip? That appetite of yours for male ass is insatiable...

Don't know, turnip. You tell me.

After all, you reference cock and male ass in over half your posts.

Just go ahead and get some, Pink Skin. It'll ease the tension, I'm sure.

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Leave to an Incel to be so judgmental.

Remove the cocktail umbrella from thy vagenis before removing the grain of sand from your neighbour's mangina.

It's in the Bible.

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Blurt is completely bad ass, but often just barely over the head of his target.  Everybody sees the flame except the target, who just smells scorched hair and wonders where the fire is.   

I dunno if Blurt likes "clubs" or "teams" though.

Thanks for the props, H-Bomb, but I gotta watch myself; it's easy to aim too high at folks whose brainpan sits somewhere in their pelvis.

And, yeah, no, not a big fan of clubs. I flick my bean to the beat of my own drum.

Don't hate me for it.

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Listen up, Carrion Lotion.

Your long-standing obssession with parts of my anatomy begs several questions, not the least of which is, given that parts of your brain are going full necro for want of an adequate O2 supply, could it be that your tightie brownies are two sizes too small?

Your trollish indignation at the variety of human experience suggests one thing only, and that is that dancing angels outnumber your intelligent thoughts on the head of a pin.

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Your dislike is duly noted. So is your additional reference to male ass.

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Do you never ponder why you choose to cross-dress and embark on a life of sin and sodomy?

No, never.

But it speaks volumes about who you are that you do.

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Yes and there is no admission merely false accusations made by yourself and others. 

Geez, that MO sounds familiar. I wonder who else here would indulge in so lame a game?

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Oh, c'mon, man.

You missed a golden opportunity to say that was how you throw a rock and roll.

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And with a few marbles in your pocket, a slingshot in your hand, and a glint in your eye.

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Kinda. Think more psychotic and you're nearly there.

 

I was working in downtown Montreal the night of the Stanley Cup riots back in '93. I've seen psychotic anarchy up close. But enough about the cops.

I'm more of a paranarchist. I just enjoy the show while the politically minded bloody themselves silly. Goes well with a tall Pike and a blueberry scone.

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I'm sure you'd love Montreal. Best of both worlds: North American creature comforts coupled with Old World charm.

I left Montreal almost five years ago now. Been back only once since then. Yeah, I miss it.

I'd totally give you a grand tour if we met up there. But I have no plans to go back any time soon. I want my next vacation to be up north somewhere, close to desolate beauty.

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Do you ever go 30 seconds without a food fetish creeping in.

Here I was having a nice convo about random violence and public disorder and you piss about talking about fuckin scones.

GTFO of this thread until you have something nasty to say.

This is where the flamerz play.

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You were having a monologue, as you usually do.

Of course food is of no concern to you;  your mouth is always otherwise busy.

Newsflash, boy: you can't eat your plantain chips through an IV drip.