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Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« on: June 10, 2019, 05:36:47 PM »
There are lots of fatties around but not all have their pictures spread about...

...so far, I reckon Oak is the most morbidly obese...

...she looks like a Mexican midget who got stung by a swarm of bees after she swallowed the hive...

Who do you think is grotesquely fat here?
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2019, 07:03:44 PM »
^^^ has lard envy of Oak...

(Reverse cowgirl fat shame...)
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2019, 12:20:26 AM »
Translation:

I want to roll you in flour and find the wet spot.

I'd rather fuck a sack of flour until a wet spot was left..  :cool1:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2019, 12:46:49 AM »
Microwaved grapefruit works wonders as a sex toy if you’re that desperate.

Nahhh....no need to... I'm like a Viking Adonis...

...pussy catapults itself at me...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2019, 12:53:39 AM »
I find that very hard to believe given the amount of hours logged in and definition in your thumbs...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2019, 01:20:43 AM »
Aim for your mouth when you cum  :thumbup2:

I usually aim for Sigma Orionis...

Freud
- Masturbator of the Universe...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2019, 01:51:30 AM »
So you’re a bloody wanker... I’m all 6’s & 7’s

Oh....no, not in the biblical sense... as Bill Murray once said, "I'm a god...well, not thee god...I don't think (so)(maybe)"...

When you look up to the stars from now on, you'll always think of me and my handiwork...

...I deem this to be true for you and it's inescapable for your thoughts now and ever after...  :borat:

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2019, 11:29:59 AM »
[img width= height= alt=24-F356-EA-AA4-D-4-BA1-904-F-B7-CB929-F4-B41" border="0]https://i.ibb.co/PzhBnVK/24-F356-EA-AA4-D-4-BA1-904-F-B7-CB929-F4-B41.jpg[/img]

Finders keepers Aaron

No, yuo!  :crampe:

Image removed at request of No Okie.
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2019, 11:56:51 AM »
So.....there seems to be some necrophilia going on here.

 Is Lotus finally getting laid?

  :popcorn:

Only if she's slept on her hands for 12-24 hours and performed a circus seal ensemble immediately after on her distended sausage swallower..
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2019, 06:55:27 PM »
This thread makes my pussy dry up like the Sahara... despite being directed at mi chula
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2019, 08:23:59 PM »
My superpower is I can smell a little cock from light years away.

Did you train on your dad's?...  :laughinatu:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2019, 06:09:38 AM »
I know what you're trying to do here, Granny Panties...

Your flower wilted long ago and your secret garden looks like a briar patch...

(And you want me to plough it!)  :crampe:

No can do...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2019, 12:18:01 PM »
Ne reeks, indeed...  :laughinatu:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2019, 02:56:08 AM »
This is the man who is obviously my elder trying to throw out “age” insults.

I’m like fool... I sport fuck 20 somethings in my spare time.  You’re the only one too “old” in this scenario  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:

I can't help it if women are washed up and worthless by 40...  :dontknow:

...and not worth using for a pipe cleaning empty out and curtain wipe...

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2019, 11:00:20 PM »
maybe you should cope with your mommy issues instead of bleeding them out all over the females you encounter online.... when they deny your advances
More proof you are an incel.  As if we needed any.


Sorry, hags... my dance card is full...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2019, 11:15:21 PM »
Full of dudes!

*BOOM*

Don't masturbate while posting on the board...

K thnx...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2019, 11:21:52 PM »
In your dreams... the wettest of them, 2 pump

It's a proven fact that we aging guys are far more desirable than you haggard old hens...

You, Mrs. Cheese, are old and mouldy...  :dontknow:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2019, 11:32:30 PM »
Sorry, shrew... I'm not interested in you...  :dontknow:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2019, 11:41:08 PM »
When BEnzover isn't scurrying around like an E-Cockroach, he's nosing his nads across his fat gut like an internet dungbeetle...  :dontknow:

he is going to jerk it to my photo tonight


PWND

Nah....I only like the pretty girls and they have to be under 38 years old...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2019, 12:01:18 AM »
Don't care what your green eyed imagination conjures up in order to cope with my continued rejection of you, Doily Dolly...when I know for a fact that at your advancing years you'd leave cobwebs, sand, and dust bunnies on any sitting room surface unfortunate enough to not have plastic drop sheets layed down before you navigate that fat arse towards it and throttle your pie flaps on it like a baseball card clothespinned near Dennis the Menace's bicycle spokes...

My answer for your furtive pleas to have me lower my standards with you remains an emphatic no, get fucked, not by me, never...

...sorry...  :dontknow:
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