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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2019, 12:01:18 AM »
Don't care what your green eyed imagination conjures up in order to cope with my continued rejection of you, Doily Dolly...when I know for a fact that at your advancing years you'd leave cobwebs, sand, and dust bunnies on any sitting room surface unfortunate enough to not have plastic drop sheets layed down before you navigate that fat arse towards it and throttle your pie flaps on it like a baseball card clothespinned near Dennis the Menace's bicycle spokes...

My answer for your furtive pleas to have me lower my standards with you remains an emphatic no, get fucked, not by me, never...

...sorry...  :dontknow:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2019, 12:13:09 AM »
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I already know what your fanny pack looks like...

...a rabid bulldog trying to eat custard on a listing schooner...  :laughinatu:

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2019, 03:34:10 PM »
You should really consider dating women who recognize the signs of a stroke & major heart attack instead of appeasing your ego.  Just sayin.

Ego? 

Ironic how you pin my non interest in wilting  flowers on my ego instead of yours...

Protest all you may but your Best Before Date is long gone...

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