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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #40 on: June 11, 2019, 01:35:33 PM »
I'd rather fuck a sack of flour until a wet spot was left..  :cool1:

You’re the only dude I know that whacks himself off and enjoys sleeping in the wet spot
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #41 on: June 11, 2019, 01:37:05 PM »
You’re the only dude I know that whacks himself off and enjoys sleeping in the wet spot

 Quit ruining the sexah with your gay homo stalker shit  :handbag:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #42 on: June 11, 2019, 02:01:51 PM »
This thread makes my pussy dry up like the Sahara... despite being directed at mi chula
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #43 on: June 11, 2019, 02:50:18 PM »
mi chula

Tu chula?  Your taste is in your ass.
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #44 on: June 11, 2019, 02:52:07 PM »
Tu chula?  Your taste is in your ass.

Yo tengo tremendo culo  :blowkiss:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #45 on: June 11, 2019, 06:55:27 PM »
This thread makes my pussy dry up like the Sahara... despite being directed at mi chula
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #46 on: June 11, 2019, 07:11:23 PM »
At your age, it wasn't exactly going to flow like the Nile or smell much better...

My superpower is I can smell a little cock from light years away. 
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #47 on: June 11, 2019, 08:23:59 PM »
My superpower is I can smell a little cock from light years away.

Did you train on your dad's?...  :laughinatu:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #48 on: June 12, 2019, 01:10:25 AM »
Did you train on your dad's?...  :laughinatu:

No... but I’m sure it’s huge.  My father is an engineer and a drug dealer.  I caught him having sex with our playboy bunny neighbor when I was 5... her and her pimp boyfriend lived down the street.  My father is a Porsche enthusiast and was more than likely the pimp’s street pharmacist for coke... probably needed it or his pretty girlfriend wouldn’t fuck him. 


as you were saying, limp wrist...   


*braces herself for yo mama joke throw down.*

*yawns*
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #49 on: June 12, 2019, 06:09:38 AM »
I know what you're trying to do here, Granny Panties...

Your flower wilted long ago and your secret garden looks like a briar patch...

(And you want me to plough it!)  :crampe:

No can do...
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #50 on: June 12, 2019, 10:00:03 AM »
This thread makes my pussy dry up like the Sahara... despite being directed at mi chula
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2019, 12:18:01 PM »
Ne reeks, indeed...  :laughinatu:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #52 on: June 12, 2019, 01:09:35 PM »
What do you expect from a broken down gender confused fool battling lung cancer who has blood flow issues. Ne reeks the Sahara.

This is the man who is obviously my elder trying to throw out “age” insults.

I’m like fool... I sport fuck 20 somethings in my spare time.  You’re the only one too “old” in this scenario  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #53 on: June 12, 2019, 03:41:37 PM »
Christ. Where do you get shit like this?

It’s that Aussie Okies favorite past time.
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #54 on: June 12, 2019, 03:45:48 PM »
This is the man who is obviously my elder trying to throw out “age” insults.

I’m like fool... I sport fuck 20 somethings in my spare time.  You’re the only one too “old” in this scenario  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:

Pics or it never happened. I’m 35, richer than any Russian Oligarch, a 12 inch dick, soft. Want pics?
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #55 on: June 12, 2019, 03:51:26 PM »
Nahhh....no need to... I'm like a Viking Adonis...

...pussy catapults itself at me...

Not really!

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #56 on: June 12, 2019, 07:47:27 PM »
Pics or it never happened. I’m 35, richer than any Russian Oligarch, a 12 inch dick, soft. Want pics?

Honey, I have pics of nine deuce eating Taco Bell and sleeping next to me in my bed...  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:

You’ve been a naughty boy... go to my inbox right NOW!
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #57 on: June 13, 2019, 02:56:08 AM »
This is the man who is obviously my elder trying to throw out “age” insults.

I’m like fool... I sport fuck 20 somethings in my spare time.  You’re the only one too “old” in this scenario  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:

I can't help it if women are washed up and worthless by 40...  :dontknow:

...and not worth using for a pipe cleaning empty out and curtain wipe...

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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #58 on: June 13, 2019, 05:47:46 PM »
I can't help it if women are washed up and worthless by 40...  :dontknow:

...and not worth using for a pipe cleaning empty out and curtain wipe...

maybe you should cope with your mommy issues instead of bleeding them out all over the females you encounter online.... when they deny your advances
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Re: Who is the most obese lardisaurus in all of Flametown?
« Reply #59 on: June 13, 2019, 05:54:00 PM »
I can't help it if women are washed up and worthless by 40...  :dontknow:

...and not worth using for a pipe cleaning empty out and curtain wipe...

More proof you are an incel.  As if we needed any.
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