This is probably going to get me banned.
Same thread.
Good morning ladies. I think we've been off to a bad start here and for that I am sorry. Truly. I apologize without prejudice or reservation.
I see the error in my ways and I'm changing my tune on this particular issue.
You're right. There is an overwhelming majority of men out there who ponder day and night looking for new and painful ways to burden themselves with 21 years worth of unsolvable debt and judicial harassment.
I know I find myself craving such guilty pleasures more often than not. And it's strange, but erotically compelling.
So I've been thinking. Much of the morning in fact.
What if you ladies carried around bottled water in your purses next to the make-up & mace? Not to drink of course. Unless you happen to find yourself in a dessert. But rather, as part of a an anti stealthing kit?
Small 8oz bottles will do. You can pick them up in various brands at your local Walmart, 7-11, dollar tree etc etc... you get the idea.
Now here's what you do. Before intercourse you demand to have access to the condom. Place the base of the condom firmly around the mouth of the bottle, pour and hold the condom in an upright position. Wait about 30 seconds or so. If no water leaks out you're golden.
And just to be sure, I'd advise you repeat this process once every 30 seconds during intercourse. Yes, this does mean you'll have to keep the bottle close by and he'll have to pull out and wait for you to complete these steps. Bummer. Possibly.
But the good news is that with the average man this will only have to be repeated 3 to 4 times tops. It's the only way to protect yourself fully against such predatory actions.