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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #100 on: June 12, 2019, 06:04:05 PM »
LMAO.  Gut hooked.
Is that your canned response when someone kicks you down a flight of stairs? yeah?

Who taught you that trick? Peaches?

Did he teach you to roll over? Play dead too?
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #101 on: June 12, 2019, 06:19:03 PM »
I would never rub my dainty bits against a Chore Boy.

 Lets tie her down and wax her  >:D

Contact Nad’s headquarters and inform them to change our regular order for online newbies to the industrial steel drum size.  You might wanna grab some goggles and a blow torch just in case. 

Is it wrong that I feel calm imagining the waterfall of water cascading from her bush when she showers?  Cause I don’t wanna be right  :happy117:
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #102 on: June 12, 2019, 06:21:51 PM »
Contact Nad’s headquarters and inform them to change our regular order for online newbies to the industrial steel drum size.  You might wanna grab some goggles and a blow torch just in case. 

Is it wrong that I feel calm imagining the waterfall of water cascading from her bush when she showed?  Cause I don’t wanna be right  :happy117:

 It aint wrong unless you make it wrong  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:

 I got the table prepped.  Do we go with the 4 or 5 point restraints?

 She CAN get suddenly feisty.

 There IS hope for this one  :biglaugha:
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #103 on: June 12, 2019, 06:24:13 PM »
It aint wrong unless you make it wrong  :biglaugha: :biglaugha:

 I got the table prepped.  Do we go with the 4 or 5 point restraints?

 She CAN get suddenly feisty.

Drug her first... then strap her down with wrist/ankle restraints Eskarina toddler in their bed for the night style... then strap her in 
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #104 on: June 12, 2019, 06:27:08 PM »
Is that your canned response when someone kicks you down a flight of stairs? yeah?

Who taught you that trick? Peaches?

Did he teach you to roll over? Play dead too?

Sadly, in a dozen years I've never succeeded in teaching her a goddamn thing.

But leave me the fuck out of your troll, eh.  At least I didn't melt down and delete my account when I left the building, like you did, and let poor Bone spend a week mopping up your mess for you. 

"Peaches" is just an historical footnote on this forum.  That name will never be seen here again lest it be sullied by association.  It should only be spoken by those who have named one or more of their saddle sores or ass blisters with that name, and only out of vexation and butthurt.
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #105 on: June 12, 2019, 06:28:19 PM »
Drug her first... then strap her down with wrist/ankle restraints Eskarina toddler in their bed for the night style... then strap her in 
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #106 on: June 12, 2019, 06:30:22 PM »
Sadly, in a dozen years I've never succeeded in teaching her a goddamn thing.

But leave me the fuck out of your troll, eh.  At least I didn't melt down and delete my account when I left the building, like you did, and let poor Bone spend a week mopping up your mess for you. 

"Peaches" is just an historical footnote on this forum.  That name will never be seen here again lest it be sullied by association.  It should only be spoken by those who have named one or more of their saddle sores or ass blisters with that name, and only out of vexation and butthurt.
You looking to strike up our feud again? Cause I can bring out a whole laundry list of high potency peachy melts for the world to laugh at.

 I can take it there if you want, and I can guarantee you'll be moaning and groaning to get up outta here if I decide to slap a target sign on your back.
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #107 on: June 12, 2019, 06:32:33 PM »
Dove and Murdock make me think of Prince’s Wendy and Lisa.

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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #108 on: June 12, 2019, 06:32:43 PM »
Is that your canned response when someone kicks you down a flight of stairs? yeah?

Who taught you that trick? Peaches?

Did he teach you to roll over? Play dead too?

I hope your ass feels better soon.

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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #109 on: June 12, 2019, 06:32:55 PM »
You sound.......

 Excited  :wooyeah:

 Whose my little fuckbuckle?  :graucho:


 :crampe:

You keep this up and I’m gonna grow out my bush and text you pics on the daily
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #110 on: June 12, 2019, 06:33:01 PM »
 THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT LOTUS'S INSANELY HAIRY 70's PORN BUSH DOLOMITE PUBIC HAIR.

 Please redirect any and all dicussion of board operations to the nearest glory hole. 
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #111 on: June 12, 2019, 06:34:54 PM »

 :crampe:

You keep this up and I’m gonna grow out my bush and text you pics on the daily
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #112 on: June 12, 2019, 06:35:47 PM »
Sadly, in a dozen years I've never succeeded in teaching her a goddamn thing.

You mean I've never cottoned to your mansplaining.
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #113 on: June 12, 2019, 06:37:09 PM »
I hope your ass feels better soon.


That gif was funny the first 30 times you shared it.

it's beginning to wane though. Just saying.

you'll probably want to do an internet search the next time I decide to sodomize you with a brick
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #114 on: June 12, 2019, 06:37:55 PM »
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #115 on: June 12, 2019, 06:39:49 PM »
GET IT  :crampe:

What if Lotusbud is pregnant?!?   :dizzy:
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #116 on: June 12, 2019, 06:42:55 PM »
What if Lotusbud is pregnant?!?   :dizzy:
pffft.... that uterus is dried out and dusty like a fucking chimney at a haunted house 

The only thing she's giving birth to are furballs exiting her asshole.
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #117 on: June 12, 2019, 06:43:55 PM »
Is that your canned response when someone kicks you down a flight of stairs? yeah?

Who taught you that trick? Peaches?

Did he teach you to roll over? Play dead too?

Yes, that it what she does when she gets knocked on her ass.

You can't blame Peaches.  She had that personality long before Peaches came into her life.
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #118 on: June 12, 2019, 06:45:38 PM »
pffft.... that uterus is dried out and dusty like a fucking chimney at a haunted house 

The only thing she's giving birth to are furballs exiting her asshole.

She must be tested with the pee stick first.  Then check the water temperature.
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Re: Yo Freud...
« Reply #119 on: June 12, 2019, 06:48:40 PM »
Yes, that it what she does when she gets knocked on her ass.

You can't blame Peaches.  She had that personality long before Peaches came into her life.
The gut hooked thing whenever you respond was his angel back in the day.

Which always came across as silly since responding to messages on a message board is the whole point of being on a message board.

But hey, I ain't one to stop someone from washing their hair in a dirty toilet.
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