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I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« on: June 14, 2019, 01:10:09 AM »
If she needs work, I got shitters that need shining.
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2019, 01:49:45 AM »
Hi Herman.  I guess everyone else here knows you, but I don't believe I have had the pleasure. 

Are you another Alt-right Incel?
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2019, 01:57:15 AM »
Welcome Herman. I see you've met our forum bobblehead Lotus. She thinks non progs are alt right, incels, and snowflakes.

She also drinks from the toilet (no cup or hands)...
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2019, 05:41:35 AM »
Welcome, friend.
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2019, 08:38:49 AM »
Welcome Herman...........always nice to see new posters whose shoe size is higher than their IQ   :borat:
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2019, 09:17:14 AM »
If she needs work, I got shitters that need shining.

Oh look. Little house on the Prairie just arrived. Clean your own shitter. Isn’t this why you purchased your wife?  Where’s the rest of the God fearing band wagon. Looks like Thug Lite convinced Shen you are a Whiskey dick. Pretty funny.  There must be all of 8 people posting there. Good times. Huh Pus gut?
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2019, 09:55:22 AM »
Welcome to the forum.  Have a good day, stranger.
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2019, 10:26:09 AM »
Hey, Spud Muffin.

So, you had a male moment of weakness and joined the board, huh? Good for you! You might like it here.

Just remember, the place is strictly BYOB (Bring Your Own Brush).
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2019, 11:16:00 AM »
If she needs work, I got shitters that need shining.

Herman re-lives his glory days in what he calls ‘the joint’. Even Fashionista has acknowledged his time spent in prison.

It was tough for him in them days cuz he had no one to do it except himself. Poor Guy.

Shine that ‘shitter’ & keep ‘er clean otherwise it might end up like this, right Herm?



So like all those fundamentalist Muslims who wish they had someone would wash their feet in the afterlife Herman often fantasizes that someone would have washed his toilet when he was in prison.
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2019, 12:17:01 AM »
Hi Herman.  I guess everyone else here knows you, but I don't believe I have had the pleasure. 

Are you another Alt-right Incel?
Old Herman likes his barrel wash, shooting badgers on my farm,  riding my Harley, getting laid, American progtards, sixty year old incels from Vancouver, seventy year old Italian-American leg humping morons living in Costa Ebola, spics, pakis, nips, jigaboos, faggots, camel humpers, kolbassa, perogies, and mustard, I am an open minded redneck with ecelctic tastes. 

Did I mention I like barrel wash.
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2019, 12:20:04 AM »
Can someone explain what an "incel" is?
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2019, 12:25:24 AM »
Can someone explain what an "incel" is?
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2019, 12:34:53 AM »
old Joe

Was he an incel when he was young Joe, or is this something that happens when you get old?
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2019, 12:40:48 AM »
Was he an incel when he was young Joe, or is this something that happens when you get old?
He had no game as a teenager and it  has continued for forty five years and counting.
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2019, 12:58:49 AM »
Who has the really big shoes and can charge my phone with his neck?
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2019, 01:15:56 AM »
Old Herman likes his barrel wash, shooting badgers on my farm,  riding my Harley, getting laid, American progtards, sixty year old incels from Vancouver, seventy year old Italian-American leg humping morons living in Costa Ebola, spics, pakis, nips, jigaboos, faggots, camel humpers, kolbassa, perogies, and mustard, I am an open minded redneck with ecelctic tastes. 

Did I mention I like barrel wash.

Yes, & your love of barrelwash will drive you to an excruciatingly painful ending and an early grave, Herman.

If my encounter with another barrelwash lover I knew is any indication, you won’t even make it to your 70th birthday Herman. Not even as old as No Oakie is today. BTW That fellow died bedridden with a catheter in his neck. His best friend told me that his suffering was so severe, he opted out of getting an operation ta save his life. He died on night suffocating on his vomit. Like yourself he had an appetite for cheap Asian bar sluts from whom he contracted hepatitis C, herpes & an assortment of other venereal diseases, Herm. Yeah when he was healthy I used ta help him make his barrelwash which like you he’d drink to excess.

Thats what happens when ya destroy yer liver Herm. Ya end up in the gutter like that, eh?

Oh well you got momma Fashionista ta take care of you when yer sick & dying Herm. She can clean yer bedpans.

She can visit you in the hospital along with that other alky in the Blue Cashew, Iron Horse Jockey.

Good luck Herm
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2019, 01:17:44 AM »
Someone get old Herman a fly swatter. I got a sixty year old incel shut in humping my leg.
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2019, 04:14:55 AM »
If barrel wash is whisky, then I too am a fan of barrel wash... but never rum... that shit is too sweet...
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2019, 04:15:49 AM »
Can someone explain what an "incel" is?

AnusBud’s obsessive term for anyone she doesn’t like.
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Re: I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2019, 07:39:14 AM »
Someone get old Herman a fly swatter. I got a sixty year old incel shut in humping my leg.

Y’know thats a good idea Herman.

Call on yer buddies Fashionista or Kahbuzz ta throw whatevah I write inta the censor pit!

Reject Rodeo....Firepit....Thread derailment.

....but waitaminit...this aint the Blue Cashew! Tharz free speech here, Herm!

Oh well you kin always try ta draft them as mods oveah hea’

Good luck Herm.
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