I Was on the Shitter Today When I Got Thinking of Oak

[Rancidmilko]

When I'm on the crapper I like to have happy, relaxing thoughts


Why the fuck would I think of Poarka? LOL

[H.C.Trouble]

While I'm on the shitter I'm very inconsistent. 

Somedays it sprays out   but other times  breather rings form when I have to take a rest after pushing hard.

Does anybody know a  better  laxative than Oak?

Caskur recipes are welcome.

[Blurt]

Blurts mad because I made Herman cry

Huh?

Nope. You're thinking of ol' Scouse, here, the manipulative, catty, bitchy, butthurt swastipoof.

You know, the dishwasher wearing the rubber apron?

I never get mad. Ever.

I take a break for a deep breath and a plate of veal Parmigiana once in a while, but I don't get mad.

Life's too short for that shit.

[Lemon]

When I'm on the crapper I like to have happy, relaxing thoughts


Why the fuck would I think of Poarka? LOL

You think of her 24/7, no matter what you are doing.

[The Scoundrel]

I take a break for a deep breath and a plate of veal Parmigiana

Despicable attitude toward the suffering of young creatures duly noted.

That's how Pedos start, so I'm told.

Careful there Blurt lest you cast your eyes upon the wrong young defenceless mammal.

 

[Rancidmilko]

You think of her 24/7, no matter what you are doing.

Nah, I don't work in a pig farm.

[Lemon]

Nah, I don't work in a pig farm.

You’ve porked the help on the bags of coffee beans.  All genders.

[Rancidmilko]

You’ve porked the help on the bags of coffee beans.  All genders.

You've been fantasizing about my beans, haven't ya?


And I'm not talking about Arabica

[Lemon]

You've been fantasizing about my beans, haven't ya?


And I'm not talking about Arabica

Jelly beans?

[Rancidmilko]

Jelly beans?

Yeah, sure. Here, I've got two for you try out. Open up 

[Lemon]

Yeah, sure. Here, I've got two for you try out. Open up 

You failed 2 testes.  When will you learn?

[Rennel_Feldswipe]

I think Lemon -- er, I mean Mrs Bigfoot is right. Rancid's got a thing for Oakie.

[Shen Li]

Huh?

Nope. You're thinking of ol' Scouse, here, the manipulative, catty, bitchy, butthurt swastipoof.

You know, the dishwasher wearing the rubber apron?

I never get mad. Ever.

I take a break for a deep breath and a plate of veal Parmigiana once in a while, but I don't get mad.

Life's too short for that shit.

C Minor should  accept Herman's offer of employment and start shining his shitters.

[BEnzo]

Freud
-waits for No Okie to piss and moan like a little girl with a stubbed toe because people repost what he posts then he loses his geriatric shit... 

The dude's in better shape than you, Froodle. You're killing yourself-

[No Okie]

C Minor should  accept Herman's offer of employment and start shining his shitters.

Your hands are smaller. Your no doubt more accustomed to the odor than me. Thought that’s why he bought his wife anyway?

[Captain Caveman]

The dude's in better shape than you, Froodle. You're killing yourself-

Mate... he's a window licking sunburnt third world skeletor in board shorts and you're a invalid lard arse who sucks Tide Pods like Willy Wonka's gobstoppers when you're not getting pissed on by teenagers at wheelchair shuffleboard tournaments...

Freud
- be gone, gnat...

[Aryan]

Blurts mad because I made Herman cry

He’s not mad in this instance, he’s just trying his hardest to fit in on here and he’s doing it the only way he knows how, ass kissing and e-sucking. Unfortunately throwing people such as you under the bus who he’s previously sucked upto isn’t a problem for someone like him, aslong as his deviant LGBT ass is accepted.

[Aryan]

Huh?

Nope. You're thinking of ol' Scouse, here, the manipulative, catty, bitchy, butthurt swastipoof.

You know, the dishwasher wearing the rubber apron?

I never get mad. Ever.

I take a break for a deep breath and a plate of veal Parmigiana once in a while, but I don't get mad.

Life's too short for that shit.

You’ve been caught out cupcake, suck it up and take it like a man and stop trying to dance around in your pink tutu, deflecting and denying.

Turning on users who you’ve previously been friendly towards just because your new e-friends don’t like him is some fickle, dishonourable shit.

[No Okie]

Fat cow orgasm until her last dying moment.

[Blurt]

Turning on users who you’ve previously been friendly towards just because your new e-friends don’t like him is some fickle, dishonourable shit.

And there you have it. A further demonstration of your inability to understand what you read.

Why am I not surprised?

Seams and I are neither friends nor enemies. We remain cordial toward each other, as we always have. Obviously, the light ribbing I gave him regarding his tats has:

1. Sent you into meltdown territory. Yet again.

2. Forced you to step out of that dress long enough to white knight (an activity you allegedly despise) No Okie (an individual you cannot stand).

Now, how cute is that?

You're such a phony, you unprincipled lump of vomitus.