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BG Roast Me- King Martini
« on: June 17, 2019, 09:35:01 AM »
It's simple- insult the fuck outta me.

Bartender, sexy, wearing a 300 dollar T-shirt in the middle of refurbishing my nasty bathroom.


10 insult likes and I post a pic of one of my ex gfs to get roasted that she agreed to allow to be posted.

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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2019, 10:08:38 AM »
Anybody who would spend $300 on a t-shirt has lost the plot so entirely that he's not just acting out a different play... he's in a completely different theater.  Eating popcorn off the floor.  In the dark.  At 1AM.

Forget about the bathroom for now, pal.  Fix yourself.
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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2019, 10:36:14 AM »
Does the porn stash dispense free mustache rides?
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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2019, 10:37:32 AM »
Does the porn stash dispense free mustache rides?

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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2019, 11:02:01 AM »
It's simple- insult the fuck outta me.

Bartender, sexy, wearing a 300 dollar T-shirt in the middle of refurbishing my nasty bathroom.


10 insult likes and I post a pic of one of my ex gfs to get roasted that she agreed to allow to be posted.

Do your worst, peasants.

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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2019, 12:58:45 PM »
I'll get round to this later but I have to say, my kids saw the T Shirt and laughed thier asses off at $300.

I don't know how old your kids are but mine are teenagers who wear nothing apart from Nike Air trainers (always the newest release) KWD track suits and North Face T Shirts. It's the uniform of todays more affluent kid in the UK. The trainers are about £200. The trackie about £125 and T Shirt about £70. That's about $500 US.

Strangely enough KWD stands for Kings Will Dream which I fuckin presume you were doing when you added that potential dishrag to your Amazon basket?

I shop at Sports Direct which my kids spit on but I still wear Nike footwear, a lot of Firetrap and French Connection (waves to Freud) with whatever takes my fancy. I have a lot of vintage stuff like Rolling Stones tour T Shirts and quite a few other gig stuff that I have to treat incredibly gently and have dry cleaned as some of the stuff is over 30 years old. I would imagine I could sell some of those T Shirts for hundreds of Dollars but you've had your arse spanked there Poof.

Anyway. I did a bit of looking around and found that Amazon have a remake of the T Shirt every faggot like you should wear for only $8.95



Take that piece of crap back. Buy one of these. Grow your tache back and root out those assless chaps you wore in the 90's you fuckin raging homo.

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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2019, 01:23:00 PM »
You obviously don't know anything about Supreme

https://www.streetwearofficial.com/collections/supreme-t-shirts

The shit isn't cheap, its limited, the shirt I'm wearing right now, "big logo box"was only available at a pop up shop last winter for about two hours.

Unlike KWD, which is Marshalls/TJMaxx wear out here, once I get sick of this shirt I can put it on Flebay and prolly get the same 300 dollars I invested into it.

Nike? My kids wear Nike, but if they see somebody wearing the same shirt/shoes/outfit, they don't wear it no more. That's why I buy them Supreme, bape, and LV, I'd rather spend hundreds at once then thousands down the line.

Make sense?
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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2019, 01:26:21 PM »
 I'm a woman.

 I shop on ThreadUp.

 Ya'll are nuts  :biglaugha:
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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2019, 01:32:12 PM »
You obviously don't know anything about Supreme

https://www.streetwearofficial.com/collections/supreme-t-shirts

The shit isn't cheap, its limited, the shirt I'm wearing right now, "big logo box"was only available at a pop up shop last winter for about two hours.

Unlike KWD, which is Marshalls/TJMaxx wear out here, once I get sick of this shirt I can put it on Flebay and prolly get the same 300 dollars I invested into it.

Nike? My kids wear Nike, but if they see somebody wearing the same shirt/shoes/outfit, they don't wear it no more. That's why I buy them Supreme, bape, and LV, I'd rather spend hundreds at once then thousands down the line.

Make sense?
If you are paying that kind of money for a t-shirt then someone needs to fire the marketing people at Staples cause they could have mad a killing

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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2019, 01:32:24 PM »
Make sense?

Only to someone doing their abnormal psych paper on the long-term effects of consumerist conditioning, and then not for the same reasons you would be limited to grokking.  Forest for the trees type thingy.
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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2019, 02:00:21 PM »
You obviously don't know anything about Supreme

https://www.streetwearofficial.com/collections/supreme-t-shirts

The shit isn't cheap, its limited, the shirt I'm wearing right now, "big logo box"was only available at a pop up shop last winter for about two hours.

Unlike KWD, which is Marshalls/TJMaxx wear out here, once I get sick of this shirt I can put it on Flebay and prolly get the same 300 dollars I invested into it.

Nike? My kids wear Nike, but if they see somebody wearing the same shirt/shoes/outfit, they don't wear it no more. That's why I buy them Supreme, bape, and LV, I'd rather spend hundreds at once then thousands down the line.

Make sense?

Oh, you’re one of those.
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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2019, 02:01:58 PM »

Plain white T-shirt, size Small, with monochromatic iron-on logo patch: $17.99

Further opportunity for cock-headed, duck-faced ego inflation: priceless.
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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2019, 02:04:56 PM »
It's simple- insult the fuck outta me.

Bartender, sexy, wearing a 300 dollar T-shirt in the middle of refurbishing my nasty bathroom.


10 insult likes and I post a pic of one of my ex gfs to get roasted that she agreed to allow to be posted.

Do your worst, peasants.

Not a bad photo. Thanks for posting it.
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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2019, 02:05:42 PM »
Blurts on my PYP team
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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2019, 02:06:15 PM »
Not a bad photo. Thanks for posting it.

 The fuck outta my kool aid  :handbag:

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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2019, 02:12:03 PM »
The fuck outta my kool aid  :handbag:

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Lo siento. No entiende?
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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2019, 02:31:25 PM »
Bartender, sexy, wearing a 300 dollar T-shirt in the middle of refurbishing my nasty bathroom.


Confucius say: "Man who wears $300 T-shirt when fixing bathroom will be naked when trimming bush."
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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2019, 07:06:58 PM »
It's simple- insult the fuck outta me.

Bartender, sexy, wearing a 300 dollar T-shirt in the middle of refurbishing my nasty bathroom.


10 insult likes and I post a pic of one of my ex gfs to get roasted that she agreed to allow to be posted.

Do your worst, peasants.

"“dun dun dun dun dunduhdun dun dun dun doop de doop boop dooby doop”...


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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2019, 07:11:36 PM »
"“dun dun dun dun dunduhdun dun dun dun doop de doop boop dooby doop”...



Hagahahshahaha

Omg I shartted
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Re: BG Roast Me- King Martini
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2019, 07:11:41 PM »
All Poofer needs is some duck face action and he’s on deck :lol:
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