I'll get round to this later but I have to say, my kids saw the T Shirt and laughed thier asses off at $300.
I don't know how old your kids are but mine are teenagers who wear nothing apart from Nike Air trainers (always the newest release) KWD track suits and North Face T Shirts. It's the uniform of todays more affluent kid in the UK. The trainers are about £200. The trackie about £125 and T Shirt about £70. That's about $500 US.
Strangely enough KWD stands for Kings Will Dream which I fuckin presume you were doing when you added that potential dishrag to your Amazon basket?
I shop at Sports Direct which my kids spit on but I still wear Nike footwear, a lot of Firetrap and French Connection (waves to Freud) with whatever takes my fancy. I have a lot of vintage stuff like Rolling Stones tour T Shirts and quite a few other gig stuff that I have to treat incredibly gently and have dry cleaned as some of the stuff is over 30 years old. I would imagine I could sell some of those T Shirts for hundreds of Dollars but you've had your arse spanked there Poof.
Anyway. I did a bit of looking around and found that Amazon have a remake of the T Shirt every faggot like you should wear for only $8.95
Take that piece of crap back. Buy one of these. Grow your tache back and root out those assless chaps you wore in the 90's you fuckin raging homo.