CALLOUT - FORUM COCKSUCKER

[The Queen Bee]

Blandscape


3 days, two neutral judges


Loser gets to wear your cocksucker title like a boss.

[The Scoundrel]

There was a team match being planned which Bland was due to be part of but if he'd rather smack your fuckin bobble head around for a few days so be it.

If he agrees I'll run it.

 

[The Queen Bee]

He gonna run like a bitch 

[The Scoundrel]

He gonna run like a bitch 

He's one of the few people I've never seen run (apart from the time the cunt no showed on my PYP team at TRF).

If he has the time and the inclination to treat a Latina like a Sauchiehall St slapper I'm sure he'll oblige.

 

[The Queen Bee]

He's one of the few people I've never seen run (apart from the time the cunt no showed on my PYP team at TRF).

If he has the time and the inclination to treat a Latina like a Sauchiehall St slapper I'm sure he'll oblige.

 

He’s running.


Ever since I did a no show at our TRF callout


He holds grudges worse than a woman does

[The Scoundrel]

He’s running.


Ever since I did a no show at our TRF callout


He holds grudges worse than a woman does

You do realise how little sense that makes don't you?

 

[Blandscape]

Wow, credit where credit is due. Can someone pinch me with a pair of vice grips and a pinch of salt?

Has Flea just called me a cunt while calling me out?

Why?

So many questions that can only be answered in a actual call-out. I think Flea is beginning to warm to me.

Of course I will meet you wiff da relevant stips.

3 Days.
No such thing as neutral judges, so let's leave it to the two mods and admin.
Text only.
As many posts as required(for you to lose).
Starts Saturday or Sunday whatever suits, GMT. Don't worry, S knows what GMT means.
No minimum daily posts.

Sometimes I really like you lass, you have a bit of spunk in ye, mine after three days with you obviously, but nonetheless.

You go for it.

There's two matches I have agreed to Scoundrel in one week. What man is doing more to promote this shite?

[BEnzo]

Saturday is better so you can start before your weekly bender.

And no mention of run-ins. Which is unusual for you.

[The Queen Bee]

This fool is planning on flooding me with posts, watch

[The Scoundrel]

So are we all happy?

Saturday 12am GMT?

Gives Blandy the chance to get fuckin wrecked till the early hours and Fleezz a head start before she has to give non consensual head like every other weekend?

Blandy. Your textual generosity knows no bounds son.

I'll set the team match to run from the day after and whoever else feels the need to swim in your loch can follow on. Like a kind of prison sentence when they got you more than once.

K?

 

Just kiddin.

Have fun kids.

 

[The Queen Bee]

I’m good with this 

[The Scoundrel]

I’m good with this 

Well Babies and Germophobes.

It looks like SG has It's first official match.

Catch it here live from Saturday at whenever I open the thread (teehee) for a three day extravaganza of solvent induced Scottish bravado v Some dumb Mexican chick who likes being beaten by her boyfriend.

Will it be a blast from the past? A breath of fresh air or will you be driving past a chemical plant with the windows locked down on a hot Summers day?

All will be revealed in the next episode of...................

Quote From Blandscape.

I woulda got away with it too if it wasn't for those pesky kids

If you can smell rubber it's safe sex.

See ya in the cheap seats.

 

[BEnzo]

Fuck, typical bolt like a rocket Blandscape. The only thing Bland likes more than a match is a wooden bar stool.

[Blandscape]

Is this the first match on the BG'z?

And Flea chose ickle ol' me.That's like winning a gold medal at the Winter Olympics for skiing up the the mountain instead of down, or lactating at a wet tee shirt competition before the guy with the sprinkler hoses us down.

Let's hope we can live up to those very low expectations.

[BEnzo]

Is this the first match on the BG'z?

And Flea chose ickle ol' me.That's like winning a gold medal at the Winter Olympics for skiing up the the mountain instead of down, or lactating at a wet tee shirt competition before the guy with the sprinkler hoses us down.

Let's hope we can live up to those very low expectations.

Yea, so put a a remind message on your phone or give the bartender a cut-off time for your drunk ass. A little fucked up is okay tho. Lets not go too far. A sober Blandscape isn't any fun, as your bed dudes would agree, no doubt.

[The Scoundrel]

Is this the first match on the BG'z?

It is indeed so I ask in advance for any stips?

We wouldn't want say..........a run-in to go upsetting everyone would we now?

 

[Bad and Boujee]

I'm judging this?

We would need another to make it three, yo.

[The Scoundrel]

I'm judging this?

We would need another to make it three, yo.

As far as I'm aware. Me you and Joo are supposed to be on this.

 

[The Queen Bee]

I wanted Freud to be my judge

[The Scoundrel]

If Freud Joo and Poof want to be judges I'll remain neutral and just run the thread?