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Flea v Blandscape
« on: June 21, 2019, 10:15:39 AM »
A three day event starting at 12am GMT Saturday 22nd June.

The Mad Queen v Blandscape

Judges have been named as the mod panel here.

The loser to wear the title Forum Cocksucker for an indeterminate length of time. (I'm sure Frued will provide a sig from his 'Sucking Dick' collection.)

Any required stips must be stated in the callout thread before the match begins.
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2019, 06:57:36 PM »
Oh Yea Oh Yea.

Being it said that The Mad Queen has called out Blandscape in a somewhat assholish manner. I have the pleasure of bringing you this 72 hour event of Insult and wordsmithery.

The disscusion thread for this match can be found at. https://stomping-groundz.com/index.php?topic=4394.0

The Mad Queen v Blandscape.

No judges. Just for the fun of the game as it should be.

No run ins please. Posts will be deleted so don't bother kids.

Bow to your partner and have at it.
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2019, 03:11:44 PM »
I'm the baddest chick and they don't call me that for nothing
Diamond princess straight VVS stuntin
Like grey eyes, Big ass frame
Still got the crown for best breasts in the whole game
Hips of a Goddess, watch how I throw em
So good it make 'em wanna tattoo my lips on 'em
I'm so bad and I rep that hood
Pussy stay wet, sex so good
10 years strong you should act like you know me
Hair so fine make you do the hokey Pokey
A good stroke in and a good stroke out
Now thats what I'm all about
I'm the baddest





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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2019, 03:15:03 PM »
I just gave the cocksucker an unlimited amount of ammo. 


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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2019, 01:22:50 PM »
No, what you gave me is a rehash of probably one of the best matches that flametown has produced over the past five years. Between two guys, who were not really that into it.

Between FoxMulder and I.

Even this post is enough to have him post here again in the comments thread.... mark my words.

Two men used stanza as a sharp tool, and two men left the thread without drooling. We really did give voice to your uniformed malformed mode of attack.

You called me out, and this is what you called me out for? Where is your reasoning, where is your narrative of choice and where is the metaphors that make a poem sing?

Listen Flea, you worked yourself up to this, please tell us you have more in your spank bank. I am simply doing this as a favour to a colleague, you seem to be doing it as a last hurrah to the incompetence that only you can glean, from a deep clean of our right to be obstreperously obscene.

I don't care what your reasons are, I just need you to try harder....before you make me try.

Maybe this is the point where you say honestly, I had too many sparkling whines, and I called out the wrong guy.

I understand....even if you don't. Lets not make this your mutated swan song. In truth, I am not even here in spirit, but I will be forced to Wilberforce the slavery to your own ego.

I will free you....even if you do not want to be freed.

That's what makes me who I am. What makes you who you are is Freud, KM, Joo, Scoundrel, Bentzo and everyone else you leech from.

I don't judge...I just point out your absolute obvious.

Not one Latino reference, because stupidity knows no race or culture. It can only ever be what you were meant to be.

It could only ever be you!

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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2019, 01:30:10 PM »
I told you I would destroy you over one post, no matter who is ghost writing for you.
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2019, 01:42:57 PM »
Lemme go pop a perc real quick. That’s the only way I can trifle thru your shit   :Doh2:
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2019, 01:48:47 PM »
Lemme go pop a perc real quick. That’s the only way I can trifle thru your shit   :Doh2:

You could wake up after a superhuman event wiff a radioactive spider, see your tits sag less and your ass rise like a loaf of bread or an angelic host, and you would still be 50 IQ points below me.

Give it up....you know this is keeping you awake while sending everyone else to sleep.
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2019, 02:22:27 PM »
Sometimes, I hate my ability to tell the truth.
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2019, 02:27:54 PM »
Has Bentzo promised another forum poem?

We could have had a real time call-out thread here, but apparently Flea has already lost.

Is this fucking it Scoundrel, is this what we have to measure ourselves against?
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2019, 02:34:07 PM »
You should wait until I sign out Flea while lurking in the shadows that never shaded a single thing.

I will make it easier fur ye.
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2019, 02:37:16 PM »
You could wake up after a superhuman event wiff a radioactive spider, see your tits sag less and your ass rise like a loaf of bread or an angelic host, and you would still be 50 IQ points below me.

Give it up....you know this is keeping you awake while sending everyone else to sleep.



Are you, of all people, accusing ME of putting motherfuckers to sleep ??


You best check yourself, cocksucker. Cuz I ain’t the one


Surely you see where you fucked up, right ? I’m the GOAT..got bitches revolving their whole online existence around what I say or do. I’m so much of a fucking G, I got bitches coming out of pocket, praying that they can be me. Flea is the trendsetter and go getter, everyone else including you are just squirrels trying to get my nut.


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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2019, 02:38:07 PM »
You should wait until I sign out Flea while lurking in the shadows that never shaded a single thing.

I will make it easier fur ye.


It’s Sunday, cocksucker. Real life over everything
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2019, 02:47:59 PM »

It’s Sunday, cocksucker. Real life over everything

Who's the cocksucker when the cockerel crows three times?

I get it, RL is far too busy for you even when you call-out someone else. Are you going to ever make a decent post, or do I have to turn up tomorrow as well?

Thrashed over a post.....how does that make you feel?

I could only imagine, as you live it.

We both know that if you thought you were winning, your children would starve and your parent's colostomy bags would remain unchanged.

That's just who you always were. How many years is it going to take before you realise you never cared about anything but your internet lack of persona or talent? Persona non grata.

I hate fucking you up, it's like a scummy scrum half from the Scotland Rugby team drop kicking a baby over the goalposts.

This thread is over Scoundrel. Do yer fucking job, count to ten and count her out.

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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2019, 02:58:55 PM »

Faggot

Your best work yet.

Can you frame that in stanza?
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2019, 03:50:23 PM »
Your best work yet.

Can you frame that in stanza?


All you’ve done is claim I suck in ten different sentences. I’ve lost interest
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2019, 04:10:46 PM »

All you’ve done is claim I suck in ten different sentences. I’ve lost interest

I know you have, so I am going to make this really easy for ye, because believe it or not , I genuinely think you could be alright given the proper medicated happenstance.

Scoundrel, I refuse to take further part in this match. I lose, like I so often do in strife.

The thread is over and the match under all stips, goes to Flea.

I don't ask ye fur much S. I will not be showing up again here.

We should call it a draw, or loss for Cammy. Let's just say it is over.
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2019, 05:08:09 PM »
Just so Freud understands with his 19 years of honest judgement. I am surrendering this thread to Flea.

It is nice to know that his judgement would have been honest and true if this thread had met fruition under his judiciary.

This cunt would have made me wear a Cocksucker banner for months if I had ever allowed this thread to go ahead under Fleas fucking stips.

Don't tell me this shite has fuck all to do with the politics that drive it! Freud and his ilk only serve up disappointment.

How can we move on when this cunt has a vote over anything.

Not a question....so no question mark. I already know the answer.
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2019, 05:15:47 PM »
Dude, you are the most boring opponent ever


No fat lames, no spic jabs, wtf ??
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Re: Flea v Blandscape
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2019, 05:18:33 PM »
Dude, you are the most boring opponent ever


No fat lames, no spic jabs, wtf ??

There's so much about you that is flameworthy...

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