Ive always thought BEnzover acts like a dumb "nigga"...

[BEnzo]

Find more of his material and you tell me.

#kapwn

Yea, yea. Pickles has the copyright on everything, I forgot. Sue-

[Bad and Boujee]

Yea, yea. Pickles has the copyright on everything, I forgot. Sue-

Pickles said shit years ago that you parrot to an audience of....nobody.

Bravo, Dependszo. If we didn't have your head here to kick around like a kickball we would all play cards.

[Rancidmilko]

Are you guys roasting Bintzo?


BEcause this looks more like a flamethrower massacre


You faggots should be ashamed of yourselves.


Bintzo buys fair trade coffee.

[Captain Caveman]

Are you guys roasting Bintzo?


BEcause this looks more like a flamethrower massacre


You faggots should be ashamed of yourselves.


Bintzo buys fair trade coffee.

Always with the coffee, you beaner...

[Rancidmilko]

Always with the coffee, you beaner...

It's so good this year, you could snort it

[Bad and Boujee]

It's so good this year, you could snort it

Paging Vitty....

[Blurt]

Did Dove give you the face herpes after you ate her out?

^^^That's a *BOOM* Lol!

No, it's not even a *pop*

No one is pickled tink by your platitudes.

[Aryan]

I just want to point out quickly;

Pickles said I lived with my parents in a flame match five years ago.

5 years.

(Shrugs)

And you’re still there no doubt, too busy making podcasts that half a dozen people listen to and stickying every other thread created on here to be able to find the time to move out of mommy and daddy’s house. 

[BEnzo]

Pickles said shit years ago that you parrot to an audience of....nobody.

Bravo, Dependszo. If we didn't have your head here to kick around like a kickball we would all play cards.

Yup, so you've said before. I remember when you threw the same accusation at me for calling Fat Danny fat.

Martini goes, 'Pickles called FD fat years ago! BEnzo is a thief!' Oh, well.

Oh, ya. Pickles invented Bald jokes too. Another class of jokes trademarked, lol.

Get the fuck outa here-

[BEnzo]

Are you guys roasting Bintzo?


BEcause this looks more like a flamethrower massacre


You faggots should be ashamed of yourselves.


Bintzo buys fair trade coffee.

Listen pal, not my fault they came with aerosol cans and lighters and made me bring out the MKII napalm flamethrower. You know I'm not responsible for my actions because of the flashback thing.

I'm drinking fair trade right now actually. Good shit. Gotta use brown sugar and half and half tho, that's the key-

[BEnzo]

No, it's not even a *pop*

No one is pickled tink by your platitudes.

What kind of tuck tape you use? Bet it beats the hell out of Flex Seal tape. Blurt could be a promoter on TV.

[Garraty_47]

It's so good this year, you could snort it

I don't care how good it is snorting coffee isn't an actual thing, is it?
I mean I know humans are silly and bizarre but they aren't that silly and bizarre.
Pretty sure. Almost positive.
Okay aside from the aberrant jackwagons like Bonzo humans are all relatively sane and would never snort coffee, amiright?

Seriously unless you chase it with a snoot full of boiling water it's just a waste and if you can hoover up scalding H²O with your nostrils it's a good bet coffee isn't a strong enough drug to affect you anyway.

[BEnzo]

I don't care how good it is snorting coffee isn't an actual thing, is it?
I mean I know humans are silly and bizarre but they aren't that silly and bizarre.
Pretty sure. Almost positive.
Okay aside from the aberrant jackwagons like Bonzo humans are all relatively sane and would never snort coffee, amiright?

Seriously unless you chase it with a snoot full of boiling water it's just a waste and if you can hoover up scalding H²O with your nostrils it's a good bet coffee isn't a strong enough drug to affect you anyway.

Rancid made a joke, Vitty. Strange, I know, but just roll with it and make the Porgy happy. Can't be so serious in life-

[Dovey]

I don't care how good it is snorting coffee isn't an actual thing, is it?
I mean I know humans are silly and bizarre but they aren't that silly and bizarre.
Pretty sure. Almost positive.
Okay aside from the aberrant jackwagons like Bonzo humans are all relatively sane and would never snort coffee, amiright?

Seriously unless you chase it with a snoot full of boiling water it's just a waste and if you can hoover up scalding H²O with your nostrils it's a good bet coffee isn't a strong enough drug to affect you anyway.

 My man, he means grinding up the beans and snorting it like cocaine.

 No, it's not a thing. Not that I'm aware of at least. 

[Garraty_47]

My man, he means grinding up the beans and snorting it like cocaine.

Yeah I got that.

I think I know what my next project will be...
...a mod for SMF forums that lets you put sarcasm tags in your posts to indicate that no, you don't really think people actually snort coffee. "But Vit" I can hear you say "That's not necessary! People can just tell when you're only foolin' around."

But can they really? Like really really?

I am not convinced.

[Dovey]

Yeah I got that.

I think I know what my next project will be...
...a mod for SMF forums that lets you put sarcasm tags in your posts to indicate that no, you don't really think people actually snort coffee. "But Vit" I can hear you say "That's not necessary! People can just tell when you're only foolin' around."

But can they really? Like really really?

I am not convinced.

 I fully support that project 

 

[Dovey]

 I has actually been so long since I've seen Vitriol on the boards, I actually forgot how sarcastic he is.

 Carry on 

[Garraty_47]

I has actually been so long since I've seen Vitriol on the boards, I actually forgot how sarcastic he is.

Note to self: Sarc harder.
If the first thing people think when they see my nym isn't "That's one sarcastic sumbitch" I have failed.

[Blurt]

Well, the Plowers That Be should certainly also make an irony font available.

[Rancidmilko]

Listen pal, not my fault they came with aerosol cans and lighters and made me bring out the MKII napalm flamethrower. You know I'm not responsible for my actions because of the flashback thing.

I'm drinking fair trade right now actually. Good shit. Gotta use brown sugar and half and half tho, that's the key-

Fair trade is just like "normal" trade, except it costs more because it has a "I'm cool" sticker on it.