Scalp-off 2018.

[Bonesaw]

I promised someone (not going to say who) that I'd leave someone else alone (again, not going to say who), but hey, this thread is totally not about them.  Nope.  Nyet.  The total opposite of "why yes, this is about them."

It is about someone (BEnzo) putting his money where his hairpiece is.  He's been using someone else's material lately, calling me bald, because he's weak and can't think for himself.  Now it's not true, but it does beg the question if BEnzo has the guts to post his picture after ragging on others' appearances, like the exactly 0 people before him.

That's right.  Much like FLEX-OFF, this is SCALP-OFF 2018, and I know you're all excited.  I want to see what kind of quality rug this boring loser has going on upstairs.  Was it an economy model from the back of a thrift store?  Or did he go all out and spend a wad on an auction wig at a KISS fan convention?

Here's my glorious self to get him started - yes, yes, now I have been called "hot as hell" by at least one member here after dropping this photo in the poutbox, but let's try to stay on track - I'm sure everyone is interested in seeing a 60-year-old nursing home patient show off his hairline that he's so intent on proving others are lacking.

Or like that old callout challenge, will the puss-puss disappear up Flea's frilly skirt and shout "Numbers!" while not actually contributing any himself? 

Find out soon!  Ssssssscalp-off.... 2018!



Adoration or excuses go here.
VVVVVVVVVV

[Garraty_47]

If your skin had a greenish tint you might be mistaken for Pepe's brother.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Skibidi.

[Bonesaw]

Well obviously I have more hair than Pepe (and probably more than BEnzo).  But yeah...

[BEnzo]

I promised someone (not going to say who) that I'd leave someone else alone (again, not going to say who), but hey, this thread is totally not about them.  Nope.  Nyet.  The total opposite of "why yes, this is about them."

It is about someone (BEnzo) putting his money where his hairpiece is.  He's been using someone else's material lately, calling me bald, because he's weak and can't think for himself.  Now it's not true, but it does beg the question if BEnzo has the guts to post his picture after ragging on others' appearances, like the exactly 0 people before him.

That's right.  Much like FLEX-OFF, this is SCALP-OFF 2018, and I know you're all excited.  I want to see what kind of quality rug this boring loser has going on upstairs.  Was it an economy model from the back of a thrift store?  Or did he go all out and spend a wad on an auction wig at a KISS fan convention?

Here's my glorious self to get him started - yes, yes, now I have been called "hot as hell" by at least one member here after dropping this photo in the poutbox, but let's try to stay on track - I'm sure everyone is interested in seeing a 60-year-old nursing home patient show off his hairline that he's so intent on proving others are lacking.

Or like that old callout challenge, will the puss-puss disappear up Flea's frilly skirt and shout "Numbers!" while not actually contributing any himself? 

Find out soon!  Ssssssscalp-off.... 2018!



Adoration or excuses go here.
VVVVVVVVVV

MY EYES! I'M BLIND!!

Ohhhhh the catastrophe...

[BEnzo]

Well obviously I have more hair than Pepe (and probably more than BEnzo).  But yeah...

I'll just say good things.

Like the strand by strand method might be working-

Lulz!

[BEnzo]

The 'comb-over' is top shelf! Must be the mousse.

[BEnzo]

Who knows the origin of the 'Penis Room'?

THIS GUY!:

[BEnzo]

Shave that neck too, ya scruff!

And the 1950's called, give back the specs. Buddy Holly died in those. In the Army we got the same kind, they were known as 'Birth Control' glasses. Standard military issue. Saved the government loads on condoms.

Hey, you remind me of a famous character actor. Bubbles:



Actually, you look more like the dummy-

[BEnzo]

Who thought it was a good idea to post a fresh picture?
Your Lord and Masturbator??
 

-you got thrown under the bus, pal.

Yo Fox! You were right all along. I thought that glass eye stuff was BS! Props-

[Bonesaw]

“So that’s a no then?”

KA-PWNED.

[BEnzo]

“So that’s a no then?”

KA-PWNED.

What no? You faggots ain't gettin' shit.

I heard about this on the radio: https://www.keeps.com . 1st month free-

[Bonesaw]

I don’t click on links from ashamed, probably balding pussy losers.  We’re done here, Forrest.

[BEnzo]

Bahaha!

Cunty wants to pop that eye out and skull fuck your socket. And don't say he wouldn't do it, that degenerate fuck-

[H.C.Trouble]

Bonesaw,  you could do better than arguing with the spammer but you're keeping him busy in one thread and have proven you have hair.   

Will freud show up and say hair sucks?   How will benzo reply?

Maybe Vitriold will comment on the grey ones.

Rewaxing with  Elmer Dud? That's beneef you.

[BEnzo]

Bonesaw,  you could do better than arguing with the spammer but you're keeping him busy in one thread and have proven you have hair.   

Will freud show up and say hair sucks?   How will benzo reply?

Maybe Vitriold will comment on the grey ones.

Rewaxing with  Elmer Dud? That's beneef you.

^^Nuthin'.

[The Queen Bee]

What no? You faggots ain't gettin' shit.

I heard about this on the radio: https://www.keeps.com . 1st month free-

All flaming aside, anyone know if that really works ? Asking for a friend

[BEnzo]

I don’t click on links from ashamed, probably balding pussy losers.  We’re done here, Forrest.

I like the 'probably' just in case. Hedge those bets.

See Snoop Dog, Dawg-

[BEnzo]

All flaming aside, anyone know if that really works ? Asking for a friend

Fucked if I know, baby. I'm like Snoop if you ever heard the commercial. I hear them on conservative radio. Hair treatment and dick pills are big advertisers right next to divorce Lawyers. Lol. That's the truth.

I think minoxodil* or get some of that propecia shit from an MD is the best bet. But from the results I've seen on other guys and one woman, forgetaboutit-

[The Queen Bee]

Lol @ one woman. I thank God everyday I have my hair still. Not even one gray

[BEnzo]

Lol @ one woman. I thank God everyday I have my hair still. Not even one gray

I feel bad about the women. That's hard. She uses that shaking hair shit.

I have gray and you should knock on wood.