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Re: Benzo here is the Brawl Hall Archives
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2020, 12:35:17 PM »
Yup. But to be fair, Sum wasn't a match for Dooms all things being equal. He did win the final confrontation tho. He did it with links to nepharious porn Dooms was involved with, but a win is a win, I guess. BH lasted not very long after that. More than anything, Tube Porn killed off BH. For the best, prolly.

From what I'm seeing as of late Cunt is even less entertaining than AmazingSting.

I'm thinking the board would be better off being treated to ten thousand AlphaNova rants than anymore of his disjointed kindergarten drivel
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Re: Benzo here is the Brawl Hall Archives
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2020, 12:36:06 PM »
29 ways to call a man gay with vivid thoughts of past experiences. Ass burritos and whut not. lol

And this is what this fucking clown passes off as the big bad back in the day flaming? It's barely fucking readable and appears to be authored by a couple of circus pigmys wearing Styrofoam helmets who were schooled in English literacy by Kangaroos in the Aussie outback.

No wonder this tool bag is confining himself to the protective covering behind cw_ skirt. I'd bury this halfwit cretin.

 This has been a theme apparently.  :biglaugha:

 So much for unique content lulz.
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Re: Benzo here is the Brawl Hall Archives
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2020, 12:37:19 PM »
This has been a theme apparently.  :biglaugha:

 So much for unique content lulz.

Unique content to those two rock spiders is the thirty thousandth and one way to call a guy gay.
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Re: Benzo here is the Brawl Hall Archives
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2020, 12:37:32 PM »
From what I'm seeing as of late Cunt is even less entertaining than AmazingSting.

I'm thinking the board would be better off being treated to ten thousand AlphaNova rants than anymore of his disjointed kindergarten drivel

 Alpha Nova was entertaining as fuck. I don't care what anyone says, I love him  :biglaugha:
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Re: Benzo here is the Brawl Hall Archives
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2020, 12:38:00 PM »
Who were those European guys who drew stuff in MS Paint.

They loved my MS paint stuff and invited me to their site.

Lolokaust or something.
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Re: Benzo here is the Brawl Hall Archives
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2020, 12:39:12 PM »
Alpha Nova was entertaining as fuck. I don't care what anyone says, I love him  :biglaugha:

 Icouldn't read him.

I remember being stuck with him in a match against Doofer and Blackmuse and just wanting to start flaming him so that he'd join the other team making it a three vs one. I figured at least then I'd have a chance.
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Re: Benzo here is the Brawl Hall Archives
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2020, 12:40:09 PM »
Who were those European guys who drew stuff in MS Paint.

They loved my MS paint stuff and invited me to their site.

Lolokaust or something.

Didn't Pickles shamelessly rip off a bunch of their shit?
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Re: Benzo here is the Brawl Hall Archives
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2020, 12:41:57 PM »
Absolute stale shit is all I'm seeing out of these guys.

I maintain the only entertaining flamers from back in the day were

Oranje.
Bumspud
Bonesaw
Iron Duke
Cardy
Toe
That eye guy
Turdston
SOG

Cuntrag and Puffer fluffer don't even rate with their Templesque offerings of bloated spam

I couldn't agree more...

And don't forget Bra1n and Silent Prowler... I guess you might have missed them in the good old days.

Pickles should go on the list too.

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Re: Benzo here is the Brawl Hall Archives
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2020, 12:42:50 PM »
Hahaha, some people think a little porn and some tug a tug tug is just fine and dandy.


BUT IT"S NOT!


I remember the time I recieved some XXX porno movie catalog in the mail. It was sealed in a double envelope with the warning "Strong sexual content" written in big red letters on it.


I began to sweat, I tore into that envelope and was greeted by a 20 page catalog with uncensored pictures from movies about anal banging to lactating hermaphroites with 2 vaginas.

Fuck ordering the movies, the catalog contained screen shots of all the best parts, from close up double penetration shots to a 3 way lesbian anal lick party. There was no way I could get thru the day without masturbating to those images. NO WAY


I just stopped, unable to move, I could not function with the massive erection and silly sex thoughts going thru my head. I had to tear off my clothes, pick a pleasing image, and blow a fucking load right onto it.

When it was over I tore out the jisssim stained page 15 of the catalog and threw it away. I also attempted to throw away the whole catalog, but as I was about to I saw an image of a titty fucked woman squirting joy juice 8 feet in the air. I had to immedialtely masturbate to that image too.


After that shamefull act I jumped onto the catalog like a dog and started tearing it up with my teeth. I then threw away the pieces in 5 seperate trash bags. I had hoped that would be the end.


It was not.

That nite and following day all I could think of was ass and vagina. I tore open the trash bags and taped the catalog back together and proceeded to jerk off some more. I even ordered "Lesbian squirts", some rank DVD about a lesbian orgy filled with squirting vaginal juices and pulsating didlos inserted into waiting rectums.


OHHHH the shame!!!

Soon I was pausing the dvd player at various "good" jerk off points in the various films I had ordered. I would time the squirt or suggestive moan of the onscreen whore to my own powerfull ejaculation.


Sometimes I would fumble, dick slipping from my grasp, spasaming like a fire hose under pressure, spewing it's load in 20 different directions. I would be forced to search the room for stray cum shots, wiping the dvd player, tv screen, ceiling!! I even found a dried up stain 2 days later on the Playstation controller. Can you imagine if a friend had used that controller before I cleaned it up!!!


This lead to buying more insane porn movies that included midgets, 3 legged twins, ghetto dudes fucking big assed whores with strap on crack pipes, and even scenes of people drilling holes into brick walls and fucking them.

The slow downward spire continued until heart palpatations began. Semen began to become chunky, the penis looked ghastly, like a leprosy victem. Days and days of non stop masturbation left me a drooling fucktard. This was porn addiction!!

At the mall, at walmart, you constantly thought of porn, your hand automatically going down your pants while hiding in the soda aisle, secretly sploooooging onto a can of Red Bull.

Dry humping power sanders in Home depot, staring at some girls ass while thrusting skyward in simulated air intercourse.

Is this good??

NO!!

This is pathetic!

A quick stop at Temple, a 5 hour talk with Rabbi, and all was well.

Porn DVD's were crushed up and destroyed, letters were sent to all the porn catalog companies saying "Take me off your filth fucking mailing list now, I am a new man no longer enslaved by porn"

No longer was there a sense of impending doom if I did not masturbate at least 5 times a day, no longer was I seduced by the countless images of sluts littering the internet. Mind and body were rejuvinated. The uncivilized, masturbating monster was banished, FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST!


So, is porn good, NO!!

[this has been a dramatization of what porn can do, though you people probably have engaged in and are familair with the made up account contained withen]


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I was right !!...She must write absurd fan fiction for Silent Hill too (WTF ??)

....not bad hun...keep your day job.
Just dont bore me....seriously...
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Re: Benzo here is the Brawl Hall Archives
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2020, 12:44:23 PM »
From what I'm seeing as of late Cunt is even less entertaining than AmazingSting.

I'm thinking the board would be better off being treated to ten thousand AlphaNova rants than anymore of his disjointed kindergarten drivel

I'm with ya. But at the time, about 2012 or 13 someplace in there, Sum Bum would periodically come in once a month and post at Dooms for a few days or so, and Dooms would absolutely go ape shit. It would be hard to find because it wasn't all together and didn't happen all at once, but it was something to see. Dooms stopped posting after that pretty much, which was weird, and when Emmy was made a mod the place died.
The last thing I remember was me, OJ, and Weektini arguing about the Stanley cup that year, and Kevin's team won. OJ got so pissed I never saw him post there again.
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« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2020, 12:44:33 PM »
Didn't Pickles shamelessly rip off a bunch of their shit?

Those guys were hardcore but they got their point across, especially how the media gets their jollies off counting the dead bodies in terrorist strikes.

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« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2020, 12:44:47 PM »
I couldn't agree more...

And don't forget Bra1n and Silent Prowler... I guess you might have missed them in the good old days.

Pickles should go on the list too.
Bra1n was ok. Too word generatorish for my tastes. Kinda blah. Better than average tho.

Pickles had his moments but overall I just don't think he makes the cut.
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Re: Benzo here is the Brawl Hall Archives
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2020, 12:45:17 PM »
Who were those European guys who drew stuff in MS Paint.

They loved my MS paint stuff and invited me to their site.

Lolokaust or something.

yea he was a german kid.
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Re: Benzo here is the Brawl Hall Archives
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2020, 12:46:11 PM »
Icouldn't read him.

I remember being stuck with him in a match against Doofer and Blackmuse and just wanting to start flaming him so that he'd join the other team making it a three vs one. I figured at least then I'd have a chance.

 AIRCLAIM  :laughinatu:

 Lulz.
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Re: Benzo here is the Brawl Hall Archives
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2020, 12:46:57 PM »
Hahaha, some people think a little porn and some tug a tug tug is just fine and dandy.


BUT IT"S NOT!


I remember the time I recieved some XXX porno movie catalog in the mail. It was sealed in a double envelope with the warning "Strong sexual content" written in big red letters on it.


I began to sweat, I tore into that envelope and was greeted by a 20 page catalog with uncensored pictures from movies about anal banging to lactating hermaphroites with 2 vaginas.

Fuck ordering the movies, the catalog contained screen shots of all the best parts, from close up double penetration shots to a 3 way lesbian anal lick party. There was no way I could get thru the day without masturbating to those images. NO WAY


I just stopped, unable to move, I could not function with the massive erection and silly sex thoughts going thru my head. I had to tear off my clothes, pick a pleasing image, and blow a fucking load right onto it.

When it was over I tore out the jisssim stained page 15 of the catalog and threw it away. I also attempted to throw away the whole catalog, but as I was about to I saw an image of a titty fucked woman squirting joy juice 8 feet in the air. I had to immedialtely masturbate to that image too.


After that shamefull act I jumped onto the catalog like a dog and started tearing it up with my teeth. I then threw away the pieces in 5 seperate trash bags. I had hoped that would be the end.


It was not.

That nite and following day all I could think of was ass and vagina. I tore open the trash bags and taped the catalog back together and proceeded to jerk off some more. I even ordered "Lesbian squirts", some rank DVD about a lesbian orgy filled with squirting vaginal juices and pulsating didlos inserted into waiting rectums.


OHHHH the shame!!!

Soon I was pausing the dvd player at various "good" jerk off points in the various films I had ordered. I would time the squirt or suggestive moan of the onscreen whore to my own powerfull ejaculation.


Sometimes I would fumble, dick slipping from my grasp, spasaming like a fire hose under pressure, spewing it's load in 20 different directions. I would be forced to search the room for stray cum shots, wiping the dvd player, tv screen, ceiling!! I even found a dried up stain 2 days later on the Playstation controller. Can you imagine if a friend had used that controller before I cleaned it up!!!


This lead to buying more insane porn movies that included midgets, 3 legged twins, ghetto dudes fucking big assed whores with strap on crack pipes, and even scenes of people drilling holes into brick walls and fucking them.

The slow downward spire continued until heart palpatations began. Semen began to become chunky, the penis looked ghastly, like a leprosy victem. Days and days of non stop masturbation left me a drooling fucktard. This was porn addiction!!

At the mall, at walmart, you constantly thought of porn, your hand automatically going down your pants while hiding in the soda aisle, secretly sploooooging onto a can of Red Bull.

Dry humping power sanders in Home depot, staring at some girls ass while thrusting skyward in simulated air intercourse.

Is this good??

NO!!

This is pathetic!

A quick stop at Temple, a 5 hour talk with Rabbi, and all was well.

Porn DVD's were crushed up and destroyed, letters were sent to all the porn catalog companies saying "Take me off your filth fucking mailing list now, I am a new man no longer enslaved by porn"

No longer was there a sense of impending doom if I did not masturbate at least 5 times a day, no longer was I seduced by the countless images of sluts littering the internet. Mind and body were rejuvinated. The uncivilized, masturbating monster was banished, FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST!


So, is porn good, NO!!

[this has been a dramatization of what porn can do, though you people probably have engaged in and are familair with the made up account contained withen]


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OMG

I was right !!...She must write absurd fan fiction for Silent Hill too (WTF ??)

....not bad hun...keep your day job.
Just dont bore me....seriously...

Bzzrk: OMG
Lol
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