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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #60 on: November 23, 2018, 02:40:24 PM »
Well look at this, the community draw card himself

Lolwhut?
Since when?  According to whom?
I thought your word salad was down to trying too hard, but maybe you're just confused.
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #61 on: November 23, 2018, 03:06:41 PM »
LMAO @ dancing around the bonfire. Emily be knowing about the KOF  :crampe: :crampe:
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #62 on: November 23, 2018, 04:29:35 PM »
Lolwhut?
Since when?  According to whom?

Um, sarcasm you witless dullard. Look it up after your evening shit but before you to retire back into the hole in your floor board for the night.


LMAO @ dancing around the bonfire. Emily be knowing about the KOF  :crampe: :crampe:

Oh yes. Bunch of gaunt looking SSI recipients acting like a gaggle of adolescent youth at a sleep away camp. Minus of course, the vibrancy and possibility of sleeping with a woman before they keel over midway through pecking out an online post which ain't worth reading to begin with.

I am certainly a party to their perpetual ridicule.   
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #63 on: November 23, 2018, 05:00:32 PM »
SSI recipients

Thanks fer that - goes into my account every 3rd Wednesday of each month
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #64 on: November 23, 2018, 05:31:12 PM »
Thanks fer that - goes into my account every 3rd Wednesday of each month

That a boy, think about the bigger things in life. Now get back in your wheelchair and bob the wall like there's something worth getting on the otherside. I'm sure the nurse will be along shortly to change your diaper and freshen you up with a garden hose.
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #65 on: November 23, 2018, 05:33:53 PM »
Um, sarcasm you witless dullard. Look it up after your evening shit but before you to retire back into the hole in your floor board for the night.


Oh yes. Bunch of gaunt looking SSI recipients acting like a gaggle of adolescent youth at a sleep away camp. Minus of course, the vibrancy and possibility of sleeping with a woman before they keel over midway through pecking out an online post which ain't worth reading to begin with.

I am certainly a party to their perpetual ridicule.

gawd damn.... I'm sorry.. I loled  :crampe:
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #66 on: November 23, 2018, 06:51:40 PM »
Another know-nothing using excessive verbiage as a crutch so we might not notice the limp in its wit.  Just what the place needed... more random faux "meanness" that only impresses the kind of people who lurve drama, the pettier the better.  Joy.  Rapture.

Color me less impressed every time it pecks at its keyboard to submit the next installment of "Generic Laming 101".
But it's not all bad news... like most derivative prepackaged pablum in popular culture these days I'm sure you'll attract fans.
After all what the brain-dead glommers-on want most of all is more of the same, no matter how stupid or ridiculous.
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #67 on: November 23, 2018, 07:22:58 PM »
Hey Emily...congrats


Judging by Vitriol’s wording, I’m willing to bet my left tit you’re currently the topic of discussion in the FT secret penis room...he’s not the first to try and say you’re generic.


FACT: none of you so called “elite” motherfuckers can reach Emily’s level. She’s making you all look like disabled bitches and best part of all...she’d probably rather choke on geriatric dick than join FT.


Elite my big bad ass
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #68 on: November 23, 2018, 07:39:13 PM »
Yeah, the only one who willingly chokes on geriatric dick around here is Flea!
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #69 on: November 23, 2018, 07:41:11 PM »
Yeah, the only one who willingly chokes on geriatric dick around here is Flea!



My husband is my age, you dolt  :crampe:
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #70 on: November 23, 2018, 10:46:47 PM »
Another know-nothing using excessive verbiage as a crutch so we might not notice the limp in its wit.  Just what the place needed... more random faux "meanness" that only impresses the kind of people who lurve drama, the pettier the better.  Joy.  Rapture.

Color me less impressed every time it pecks at its keyboard to submit the next installment of "Generic Laming 101".
But it's not all bad news... like most derivative prepackaged pablum in popular culture these days I'm sure you'll attract fans.
After all what the brain-dead glommers-on want most of all is more of the same, no matter how stupid or ridiculous.

Oh my. I hate to break this news to you so close to Christmas; You being a chipper old git and all, but I'm reasonably confident the piping action under your mock throne is acting up again King Arturd. To address this matter of dire importance my advice to you would be to put down the dogshit doobie you're smoking and get on the red phone for a call to action among your fellow knights of the soggy scrotum. Inform those sorry shitforbrain school yard flashers that it is of critical importance they cease squandering their meager livelihood on Russian phonesex lines and focus their ssi stipend on a capable plumber instead.  As the smell of your own bullshit backing up beneath you is beginning to make rounds far and wide and is becoming a public health & hygiene concern.

Take copious notes here Sir AssHuffALot. This is a flame board. Which basically means people come here to insult one another. Some of course, more capable at the practice than others. You, happening to fall squarely into the second category. Today, and every day that's gone by since you first expressed your willingness to become target practice for whomever decided they wanted to lock you into their cross-hairs for personal amusement. If that concept somehow alludes you, or you are unsure how to engage in this activity, simply gaze in the mirror for 2 minutes or more and note all the things you’d like to say to whatever power it is that designed to send you through a full life instead of inspiring your parents to go at the top of your head with a blowtorch and tong the day they discovered that sexual relations between humans and Kangaroos could produce offspring.

That being said, if the idea of being arbitrarily mean to one another on a site which makes use of the word “battle” as a descriptor to state its intended purpose continues to make you feel all squishy inside like the variety of substances oozing around your world of Warcraft wonderoos, then I would counsel you to avail yourself of one of the four options listed below

A) Cover your ears and hum, fucktard

B) Frequent another area of the board which caters more to delicate pantyhose wearing grannies pretending to be "oldskool" power flamers.

D)  Fuck the hell off altogether to a site where your lukewarm twaddle will be met with some level of revere by the indigenous blather spreading failures who remain incapable of formulating complete sentences which carry words containing more than a single vowel.

D) Pour large quantities of gasoline on every piece of furniture in your home. Then proceed  to impale your ballsack unto the nearest immovable object with a nail gun and after that light a book of matches and toss it into the middle of the room so that your house burns down around you while you moan in agony.


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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #71 on: November 24, 2018, 07:24:37 AM »
This is a flame board. Which basically means people come here to insult one another.

*sigh*
The problem- well, your problem at any rate- is that we define "insult" differently.

I believe it should be accurate or at the very least plausible.
You only care that it includes a lot of supposedly derogatory references, accuracy be damned.

I believe it ideally contains humor.
You only care that it has lots of references to bodily functions and absurdly described physical violence.

I believe in nuance, subtlety, and layered meanings.
You rely on blunt uninspired torrents of bland hyperaggressive nonsense.

I want sublime masterful art.
You want to recreate the splatter pattern of a toilet bowl that's just been assaulted by someone with explosive diarrhea.

We're never going to agree, you and I, on what "flaming" is or how to go about it.
The two of us aren't merely in different ballparks... we're in different universes.

I don't begrudge you your own amusement or the amusement you provide for those who enjoy your... style.
But neither am I required to condone it by active or tacit approval.
Because this is, as you correctly noted, a flame board.  Where people insult one another.
When those people literally deserve to be insulted... ah, so much the better eh wot?

So keep doing your little dance and I'll keep tripping you up when and where it entertains me.
Because it's a flame board.  And that's why we're here.
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #72 on: November 24, 2018, 10:01:07 AM »
You want her to bust out a tutu and plastic sword, Kazinsky. Keep it real
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #73 on: November 24, 2018, 10:07:31 AM »
 :biglaugha:
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #74 on: November 24, 2018, 11:32:52 AM »
She does come across like an immature teenager who’s never been online before and has just discovered that she can hurl random insults anonymously at strangers for teh LULZ.
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #75 on: November 24, 2018, 01:26:51 PM »

I believe it ideally contains humor.

I believe in nuance, subtlety, and layered meanings.


I have no qualms that this is a reasonably agreeable sentiment. One that is likely shared among the more entertaining posters far exceeding your level of ability. But let’s face facts here Bitchriol, your particular brand of subtlety & nuance are indistinguishable from an onset of rigamortis. The piss poor attempts at humor embedded within your obnoxious chunter is on par with an IRS audit engagement letter and barely contain enough flamage to light a cigarette. Hence, the reason you've been referred over the years as the bionic bore of blathertowne.

You are, and always have been, a complete non-entity within flaming communities. Every last one of them. Why someone as dull & uninteresting as yourself designs to attach himself to the ass end of communities such as these in the first place is beyond me. I would think a slow moving rigid sloth such as yourself would make far better use of your talents promoting activities such as turtle racing at the local assisted living facility rather than trying to be amusing online and failing so miserably at it.

Now should the day arise where a site seeking to render such unreasonably stodgy discourse to recently deceased persons i,e comedy4corpses.com require the consultation of an expert, I'm sure you'll be on a very short list of capable hands to lead that charge. But until then, if flaming such as you'll find here continues to be unpalatable to your overly delicate composition then by all means, grab your carpet cutout trench coat & lumber your way back to Freezertruth.com where you and the other 3 bodies that might as well be laying on slabs of ice, can marvel hysterically at which direction the tumbleweed happens to be floating by on any given day, at the rate of one post every other week.

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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #76 on: November 24, 2018, 01:38:25 PM »
I'm wondering if it would be a violation of forum etiquette if admins and staff commented on this exchange.

There are some gems going back and forth  :biglaugha:
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #77 on: November 24, 2018, 05:35:20 PM »
I have no qualms that this is a reasonably agreeable sentiment.

<followed by paragraph after paragraph of shite I don't give any fucks about at all>

You can't bruise my ego- I don't have one.
You can't appeal to my desire to be liked- it isn't an actual thing.
You can't hurt me by insulting this or any other forum where I participate- I don't actually care what you think.

All you're doing is unloading that material on someone who barely notices it.  Presuming you're not intending to recycle that stuff for the next person at whom you feel like aiming your angst, it's just a shame of a fucking waste. Innit.

Save some for Rancy if nothing else... he gives every indication of loving it.

I'm wondering if it would be a violation of forum etiquette if admins and staff commented on this exchange.

It's a little late to be wondering about that, right Flea?  lulz
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #78 on: November 24, 2018, 06:35:02 PM »
I have no qualms that this is a reasonably agreeable sentiment. One that is likely shared among the more entertaining posters far exceeding your level of ability. But let’s face facts here Bitchriol, your particular brand of subtlety & nuance are indistinguishable from an onset of rigamortis. The piss poor attempts at humor embedded within your obnoxious chunter is on par with an IRS audit engagement letter and barely contain enough flamage to light a cigarette. Hence, the reason you've been referred over the years as the bionic bore of blathertowne.

You are, and always have been, a complete non-entity within flaming communities. Every last one of them. Why someone as dull & uninteresting as yourself designs to attach himself to the ass end of communities such as these in the first place is beyond me. I would think a slow moving rigid sloth such as yourself would make far better use of your talents promoting activities such as turtle racing at the local assisted living facility rather than trying to be amusing online and failing so miserably at it.

Watching you stick a fist down your own throat while gagging on your "new "constitution of worth detracts from your true ability to trip up and comically impale yourself, on the nearest blunt object.

When you discuss flaming I feel a need for speed and to remote view common fucking sense, or just wander aimlessly amongst our traffic in the hope that I fiscally survive my own personal insurance policy when this all runs you over. 

Let's face it no-one actually cares what you admire in regard to the intricacies of flaming or the male arsehole, all we know is what you know. You are here with the rest of us, trying to wrestle the reason you are here with the rest of us, away from yourself, while covering yourself in goose fat and farting an aria you yourself conceived in hope .

We already have our own guilt complexes, and a Foxy for that.

As for Vit, he just saw you off with one sawn off post that blew your blame out.
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Re: Are there any real men on this board?
« Reply #79 on: November 24, 2018, 09:43:51 PM »
Oh get back in your cage and pummel your skull with your dog bowl until it cracks again with that schizophrenic voodoo vernacular you hyperactive wall bouncing hyena.

Who the hell wants to sit here and decipher your frenetic gibberish when in fact, the more pressing issue at hand is, why are your handlers allowing you to operate electronic devices such as a computer in the first place? Surly it is only a matter of time during one of your outbursts that you'll attempt to stick your keyboard into your mouth sideways and possibly hurt yourself or one of the fellow patients next to you.
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