This is a flame board. Which basically means people come here to insult one another.
*sigh*
The problem- well, your problem at any rate- is that we define "insult" differently.
I believe it should be accurate or at the very least plausible.
You only care that it includes a lot of supposedly derogatory references, accuracy be damned.
I believe it ideally contains humor.
You only care that it has lots of references to bodily functions and absurdly described physical violence.
I believe in nuance, subtlety, and layered meanings.
You rely on blunt uninspired torrents of bland hyperaggressive nonsense.
I want sublime masterful art.
You want to recreate the splatter pattern of a toilet bowl that's just been assaulted by someone with explosive diarrhea.
We're never going to agree, you and I, on what "flaming" is or how to go about it.
The two of us aren't merely in different ballparks... we're in different universes.
I don't begrudge you your own amusement or the amusement you provide for those who enjoy your... style.
But neither am I required to condone it by active or tacit approval.
Because this is, as you correctly noted, a flame board. Where people insult one another.
When those people literally deserve to be insulted... ah, so much the better eh wot?
So keep doing your little dance and I'll keep tripping you up when and where it entertains me.
Because it's a flame board. And that's why we're here.